Disclaimer: I've already said my disclaimer. I'll say it again: I don't own Furuba for EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER I CREATE. This is the last time!

RinHaru4ever: The lunch part is coming in chapter 3. As for the couples…there are too many to list out, but I will just state the main ones: Kisa x Hiro, Kyo x Tohru, Yuki x Machi

AKITO. At The Disco & tohrukun92126: Thanks! I will try to update as fast as I can!

I'm writing this straight after I just finished writing the first chapter. I'm all hyped up!

BTW: 'kawatta' means strange, and onigiri is riceball, though you should all know that.

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The bus jerked to a stop, wheezing out a groan. Hiro helped Kisa down the steps. Hiro was about to take another step, then stopped. "Oh, shit!" Hiro exclaimed. "Tohru didn't tell me her address!"

Kisa suggested, "I'll call her on your cell phone!" Hiro handed her his cell phone.

She jabbed in Tohru's number and waited for her to pick up. Then a cheerful voice said, "Hello, Hon—ah, Sohma residence!"

Kisa's eyes lit up. "It's me, onee-chan!" she said. Tohru exclaimed cheerfully, "Oh, it's you, Kisa! You're coming over today, right? Are there any problems?"

Hiro took the phone from Kisa and said, "Yeah, the problem is that you didn't even tell us the address to you house!"

"Ack!!! I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry to have forgotten!"

"Stop whining, just tell us the address already!"

"Ah! R-Right! We live at Kawatta Apartments, Block 2C, Unit 4-1! So sorry again!"

Hiro raised his eyebrow, then said, "Ka…Kawatta??? Okay. See ya then."

Kisa cocked her head to one side. "Is onee-chan okay? She sounds a little…frantic."

"She's fine," Hiro sighed in reply. "Let's go. She's on Kawatta Road."

"I can't wait!" Kisa said merrily.

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After 10 minutes of searching, Kisa pointed to a pale yellow apartment with cobblestone walls.

After another 10 minutes of searching, Kisa pointed to a dark beige apartment block that had a sign that said '2'.

After another 10 minutes of searching, Kisa pointed to a smaller beige block that had a sign that said '2C'.

Worn out, Hiro plodded up the stairs to the 4th level behind Kisa, who was skipping excitedly up.

When they found the unit, Hiro rang the bell. The door opened, and a woman with shoulder-length brown hair carrying a baby stood in the doorway.

"Onee-chan!" Kisa recognised her at once. Hiro was shocked. This was Tohru? She had a baby??

Tohru cried happily, "Kisa! Hiro! You're both here! Come in, come in please!"

She opened the door wide for them to step in. Kisa looked around. The walls had angels painted on them. The floor was cushioned, and there were soft toys lying all around. A crib stood in a corner.

"Your home is…lovely," Kisa said. Hiro found hard not to agree. Tohru said, smiling, "Is it? Oh, thank you!"

Hiro asked, "You have a baby?" "Oh yes!" Tohru said. She showed them the baby in her arms. "This is Kiyoshi, his name means 'quiet'."

"He's really cute!" Kisa gushed. Tohru said, pleased, "He just stopped teething. Kiyoshi is just like his name, he isn't very rowdy, and he goes to nap without a fuss!"

"Is he your only child?" Hiro asked. Tohru shook her head. "No, I have another one! I'll call her down! Chiyo!"

Kisa said shyly, "Um…where's Kyo nii-san?" Tohru replied, "Oh, Kyo-kun's buying lunch for us!"

A little girl with two little pigtails tottered over to Tohru. "Yes, mommy?" Tohru picked her up and balanced her two children on her hips. She gestured to Kisa and Hiro. "Chiyo-chan, this is Hiro and Kisa Sohma, they're having lunch with us today!"

Chiyo stared at Kisa and Hiro with big, shiny eyes. "Hello, Kisa-san, hello, Hiro-san," she said. Tohru said, "Politeness is good! You get an extra red bean onigiri later!"

"Yay!" Chiyo grinned and hopped out of her mother's arms.

The door opened and Kyo stepped in. Even though he was already 21, he still looked the same except maybe he grew a little taller. He looked at Kisa and Hiro. "What are you two doing here?"

"They're here for lunch!" Tohru said cheerfully. "Ok," Kyo put down the plastic bag he was carrying and took the baby from Tohru. He walked over to the cot and dumped the baby in. Kiyoshi started wailing. "WILL YOU SHUT UP, YOU FREAKIN' BABY??" Kyo yelled.

"Uh, now, Kyo-kun," Tohru said, giggling nervously. "Please don't be rough with Kiyoshi, he's just a baby, remember?"

"Yeah, whatever," Kyo grumbled. "Let's just have lunch."

Tohru clapped her hands. "Ah! Lunch! Right, I'll set the table." Kisa scurried after her. "I'll help!" she offered.

While the two females were in the kitchen, Kyo and Hiro stood in the living room, surrounded by an uncomfortable silence.

"So…" Kyo began awkwardly. "How's things?"

"Good…I guess."

"…That's…good."

"Yeah."

"…"

"…"

Tohru and Kisa bustled here and there, and finally the table was laid out. Tohru said cheerfully, "So, did you two have some earnest 'guy talk'?"

Kyo and Hiro stared at her. "Uh…'guy talk'? Hiro said.

"Yeah!" Tohru replied. "You know, just like girl talk except the girl becomes guy? Just like guy thing becomes girl thing though actually I think they're both the same but girl talk just seems more normal than guy talk so I just changed the gender just so that girl talk would become guy talk so I asked you if you were talking guy talk that was changed from girl--"

"Stop babbling nonsense, you!" Kyo said, and bonked her a bit on the head. Tohru said quickly, "Ah! Yes! Will do!"

"Let's have lunch now!" Kisa said happily. "Kyo nii-san has good taste in lunch! Pizza looks nice…though…what actually is pizza?"

Everyone except Tohru went into slow motion. "You don't know…pizza?" Kyo said. Kisa shook her head, wondering if pizza was some sort of new food.

"Well, forget that! Pizza is pizza!" Tohru said. "Let's have lunch!"

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Is there such a thing as guy talk? There probably is, so forgive me because I'm quite clueless about the ways of the word…

Tohru really knows how to gabble a lot. Seems fun!

So…chapter 2 is finished. No champagne, no party, no beer! That comes when I've finished the whole series! How many chapters do you think I should write for this story?

Tata!