Yiku: …Yes….I have returned! And I've rekindled my will to write this style of Macbeth, my favourite Shakespearean play!
Hiei: No! I shan't partake in such nonsense agai—(cut off by Yiku holding out a bowl of sweet snow temptingly) Mmmmmmm….Never!
Kurama: Can I be someone BESIDES Banquo?
Yiku: No character changes!
Stage Manager: (walks in) You guys are on in five.All: …Five what?
SM: …SECONDS, ASSHOLES! (runs)
Yiku: Well, fuck. Get your asses out there!
Botan: But I'm not done with my dress!
Yiku: Then go out there half-naked!
Hiei: OOOOOO:D!
Sheba: I didn't think that this was THAT type of fic, Yiku.
Yiku: …Shut the fuck up.
Disclaimers: All that I own is myself…and I'm not even entirely sure about that. Enjoy.
Act II (Bite me, this is MY version.)
Duncan (played by Koenma), his sons Malcolm and Donalbain—
(Backstage Voices) But I can't go out there!!
BSV 2: I have to go pee!
Yiku: Hold it in for a few minutes!!
BSV 2: But YIKU!!! I HAVE TO GO ---
Yiku: (kicks them both out onto the stage)Ahem…Malcolm (GameMaster) and Donalbain (Rinku), Banquo (Kurama), Lennox (Ani Toguro), Macduff (Kuwabara) and two other dudes arrive at Macbeth's palace.
All: (look up…)
Duncan: Well, the view's nice.
Malcolm: Something smells bad, Dad.
Banquo: (waves a hand) You learn to get used to it. That's just a result of his brooding.
All others: Uh-huh…
(INSIDE)
Macbeth and his wife are watching from within a castle window.
Lady Macbeth: Sweet, they're here! I'll lead them in! (runs off, tripping over her gown and falling down the long spiral staircase, and shouts "I'm okay!" before reaching outside)
Macbeth: (alone inside, watches the encounter between Duncan and his wife, and rolls his eyes) Look at them…the fools…they have no idea that their precious king will soon be DEAD!! Ahahaha!
Yiku: (offstage, throws a book at Hiei's head) THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE, JACKASS!
Macbeth: (irritated sigh, rubbing his head and saying the following under his breath) The sooner this murder is done with, the better…I can't have this trying my soul any longer…Fucking karma would take over and it'd haunt me for the rest of my days…
Lady Macbeth: (returns, quite happy with herself) Well, dinner's almost ready. No one suspects a thing. (notices Macbeth) What's up with you?
Macbeth: (sighs) People are going to hate me after this.
Lady Macbeth: (eye twitching) Were you drunk when you wanted to do this? Are you a man or not?
Macbeth:Shut up…
Lady Macbeth: I knew it! You're not a man at all! HIEI'S A COWARD—(cut off by a very menacing glare from Hiei) I mean…Duncan is in our power now, we've nothing to fear.
Macbeth: But what if we fuck up?!
Lady Macbeth: We're not going to fuck up! Now stop being such a pussy!
Macbeth: …Damn you.
Lady Macbeth: Good. Now get your ass to dinner.
(END ACT II)
Yiku: (claps) Brilliant, guys, you've just DISHONORED SHAKESPEARE'S MEMORY!
Hiei: (throws off his crown-thing) Well fuck this, I never wanted to do this dumb thing anyway!
Kurama: Awww, I only had one line! And isn't it ironic that GameMaster is playing my son? After I killed him?!
Yiku: It keeps 'em coming back.
Hiei: (under her breath) If anyone even reads this...
STAY TUNED!!