~Well, we finally got the next chapter up! Sorry for the wait, we don't see each other that often over the summer, though hopefully that will change! Anyway, we finished it and it's longer than the last chapter so YOU BETTER LIKE IT! Enjoy!
SunshineGirl2500: Hello friends and mortals! I get to type a message this time! Yay! I have nothing useful to say, but I hope you enjoy the story because it is awesome like Prussia! Enjoy (^J^)!
Bruce sat Tony down next to the others in the living room, then he addressed JARVIS.
"JARVIS, I am in charge now, so don't listen to Tony."
"WHAT? BIG MEANIE! JARVIS wouldn't abandon me like that!"
"Very good sir." Replied JARVIS in his usual cool British voice
"JERK! I'm going to send you a virus once I get access to science again!"
"Tony NO viruses!" snapped Bruce, "Anyway, I want all of you to stay here in the living room, I'm going to contact Fury and let him know about this, and then I am going to cook dinner. Play ni-"
"Friend Banner! Can we have one of those circular pieces of dough with everything on it!" exclaimed Thor loudly
Bruce sighed.
"No Thor, we are having salads. They are simple and healthy."
"I protest this injustice!" Thor yelled, waving around his hammer which he still had for some reason
Banner quickly grabbed the hammer, then promptly dropped it since he could not carry it.
"Okay, remember, weapons are off limits. That includes Mjolnir."
Thor looked like he was going to cry. Loki looked like he was going to burst out laughing evilly.
"So I will go start dinner after I talk to Fury. Play nice, and only come and get me if something is REALLY important. I mean REALLY REALLY important. Steve's in charge."
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I don't want Captain Stupid Spangled Jerk to be in charge!" whined Tony
Steve looked a little sad, and hung his head. Natasha patted him on the shoulder in a surprisingly comforting way for the assassin. Clint just grinned and hugged Steve.
"It's okay Stevie, don't listen to the Iron idiot over there." He said
"Okay now we have another rule, no name calling!" said Bruce, rubbing the bridge of his nose, "I'm going now, Steve, don't be afraid to dish out punishments. And don't listen to Tony. Also Loki, if you pull any pranks or evil schemes while I'm gone, it's the corner. For TEN MINUTES."
Loki paled and hid behind Thor. Clint pointed and laughed at Loki AGAIN.
"It's alright little brother. I will protect you! And friend Barton, I know my brother did you wrong, but cease your mockery of him or I will have Mjolnir stop you for me!" said Thor, his voice still booming despite that it was an octave higher. Loki stuck out his tongue from behind Thor's back at Clint.
"HEY! One rule was no weapons! Brucie will punish you!" said Clint
Natasha nodded her head in agreement. Bruce had already left by this point, giving up on trying to keep them quiet and ordering JARVIS to keep him posted on what they were doing. Suddenly Steve frowned and looked around the room.
"Hey, where did Tony go?" he asked
Everyone else looked around the room too and noticed that Tony was indeed gone.
"JARVIS, where is Tony?" asked Steve, he was still weirded out by the voice that came from the walls and saw everything.
"He is currently making his way to the lab via the air ducts." He responded coolly, "Shall I inform Master Banner?"
"No! We'll get in trouble for losing him!" cried Loki, "I don't want to be put in the corner!"
"Fear not young brother! We shall go and bring back the Man of Iron ourselves!" declared Thor
"Alright guys! You know what we need to do, go and get Tony and bring him back without Bruce knowing. AVENGERS MOVE OUT!" yelled Steve
They all moved over to the small pile of furniture that Tony had built very quietly when they were arguing.
"Alright team, Hawkeye and Widow will climb in after him and drag him back! Thor and I will be waiting out here to help them when they come back."
"What about me?" asked Loki, trying not to look like he was sad being left out
"You are on lookout. If Bruce is coming back, give us a signal and then distract him!"
Loki smiled mischievously.
"Oh I assure you, I can do that easily."
"Alright team, let's go!"
Clint and Natasha climbed into the air ducts, while Steve and Thor waited by the pile. Loki was leaning against the doorway, listening to Bruce's conversation with Fury and smirking.
Clint was in the lead, since he had the most experience with ducts because he was an assassin to and a spy and he liked high places. They moved quickly and just followed the sounds of Tony moving noisily along ahead of them. They were quickly gaining on him, though Tony was not aware of this, and eventually they saw his feet and butt ahead of them. Clint moved silently behind him and lunged forward to grab his legs.
"What? No! LEMME GO BIRDBRAIN! I NEED MY LAB! MY SCIENCE!"
"NOT ON YOUR LIFE IRON IDIOT!" Clint yelled back
"Shhhhh! Or Brucie will hear us!" snapped Natasha
Clint started to drag Tony backwards by his ankles, Tony could not grab on to anything, and felt himself being pulled back. He began to kick his legs around and yell "NO! NO!" at the top of his voice.
"Clint move over, I'm going to stuff this rag in his mouth to shut him up." Said Natasha
Clint nodded and pushed himself against the wall as she moved forward. Tony did not hear her since he was yelling loudly. She quickly shoved the cloth in his mouth and then got in front of Tony.
"I push, you pull." She said as she grabbed his arms
Together, and with much difficulty, they managed to bring Tony all the way back to the opening where Thor and Steve were waiting. Clint and Natasha dropped Tony out and Steve had to catch him quickly. Luckily he was still strong thanks to the super soldier serum. He and Thor wrestled Tony to the ground and Thor sat on his back to stop him getting up.
"There." Said Steve as he wiped his forehead, "we did it. Good job team!"
"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE YOU MORONS!" Loki cried
"Is that the signal?" asked Natasha
"I think so." Replied Steve
Meanwhile, with Loki spying on Bruce.
Bruce had just finished his call with Nick Fury. Fury was definitely not happy about all of this and wanted to arrest Loki but Bruce pointed out that he was four years old and that would be wrong. After the phone call, Bruce felt exhausted, AGAIN, and decided to check up on the kids before he started dinner. As he walked towards the living room he heard Loki shout something very strange. When he stepped into the hallway off of the living room and kitchen he saw Loki standing there and frowning. He walked forward towards him and Loki suddenly burst into tears.
"L-loki! What's wrong with you? Why are you crying?" cried Bruce in a panic
"I'M UNHAPPY!"
"About what?"
"I'M UNHAPPY!"
"THAT DOESN'T HELP!" Shouted Bruce, still panicking
What were you supposed to do for kids who cried?
"I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU, AND MY BROTHER, AND DUMB HERO GUYS, AND WEIRD WALLS THAT TALK TO YOU, AND-"
Suddenly Steve ducked his head around the corner and gave Loki the thumbs up. Loki immediately stopped crying.
"I'm okay. Thanks Banner." He ran back into the living room, leaving a stunned Bruce behind him.
That was weird, thought Bruce. He just shrugged to himself, guessing that Loki was an emotional little child, kind of like a girl, and walked into the living room. He stopped when he entered and his eyebrows rose. Tony was sitting in a chair in the corner, Thor was keeping watch, Clint and Natasha were sitting on the sofa looking very pleased with themselves, and Steve was standing in the middle of the room in true soldier style, waiting for Bruce. Loki climbed onto an armchair, muttering about accursed Midgardian furniture not being suitable for children.
"Do I even want to know why Tony is in time out?" asked Bruce, sighing
"No sir." Said Steve promptly
"Okay, I will let you know when dinner is ready, good job Steve. "
Steve beamed with pride as Bruce left the room. Tony sighed dramatically from his corner.
"Do not worry Stark," said Loki, "I was put in time out all the time for my pranks. It was horrible torture, but once you get through it you can cause trouble all over again."
"True brother, I remember the things we used to do as children in Asgard. What marvelous times!" said Thor, smiling as he brought back old memories
"Do not try and get friendly again with me brother!" Loki snapped, "Though we may be children, we are still enemies! ALL OF US! I AM THE BAD GUY OHOHOHOHOHOHO!~" cried Loki as he pretended to twirl a mustache (virtual brownies for those who get this reference because SunshineGirl2500 makes awesome brownies! If you have not seen the video, WATCH IT!)
Everyone stared at him for a few seconds, then shook it off. What else would you expect from the God of Mischief who was, as Tony put it, 'a full tilt diva'. Tony frowned in thought for a second, then leapt out of his seat and yelled "I know what we can all do without killing each other! Let's watch DISNEY!"
Steve frowned in confusion, Thor and Loki looked equally confused, Natasha smiled and Clint punched the air with both fists yelling "WOOT!".
"Which one are we gonna watch?" asked Natasha
"It's obvious right? Since three of us don't know what the hell Disney is ("Ooh, Tony said a bad word!" Clint whispered), we are going to watch the classic! The best one! The LION KING!"
So they piled in front of the TV and JARVIS started the movie. Steve stared in awe at this new form of movies, Thor laughed at the miniaturized animals on the screen , claiming that this was first-rate magic. Clint and Natasha and Tony just watched happily, they had not seen it in a while after all. Loki seemed to enjoy it too, commenting on certain parts in the movie.
"He hates his brother and is jealous of him being king? I can relate to that."
Then later, when Scar was busy trying to kill Mufasa, Loki again interrupted saying "He is trying to kill his brother because he hates him? I can relate to that. This Scar character is truly wonderful."
"Embrace me brother! I know you don't want to kill me!"
"Stay away from me!"
They finished the movie, with all of them clapping (though Loki was sad that Scar died), and Bruce poked his head through the doorway.
"Hey guys, dinner's ready!"
They all stood up but Thor knocked them aside yelling "OUT OF MY WAY MORTALS! Excuse me brother." He dashed into the kitchen, with everyone else running after him.
"No, wait your turn! Don't run!" called Bruce helplessly after them, "This is going to be harder than I thought." He muttered.
~So that's that. I hope you liked, another chapter will come as soon as we see each other again. Yep. Review and stuff, or you will get Loki'd! CIAO! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Misto and SunshineGirl2500~