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Chapter 2

Rules?

Everyone was eyeing Esme like she was going crazy. She straightened herself out. "I can't handle days like this... so I will be writing down some rules! And I want these rules followed!"

Everyone started to groan. Just then, an idea entered my thoughts. It had been a weird day so this was a weird idea! I wanted to hold it in and listen to Esme, but if I didn't speak up, I would burst.

"What about each person writes someone else's rules?!"

It felt good to scream out my idea. Esme stared at me, and a smile hit the corners of her lips. She nodded in thought and in agreement so I was happy with myself.

"Interesting, Bella. You mean like write everyone's name down on tiny sheets of paper, throw them in one of Carlisle's hat, then whoever you pick out, you write down a set of rules?"

"Well, I hadn't thought of that, but sure."

"Alright. But noone can tell each other who they have until after the rules are down. And each paper has to have, let's say... 20 rules. Got it?"

Everyone nodded in unison, including me. Esme scurried off to get some paper and was back quickly, already tearing the paper into pieces. She scribbled something down on each sheet of paper and glanced at Carlisle.

"Honey, could you get your brown hat?"

"But that's my favorite!"

"Now would be a nice time to get it."

Carlisle groaned slightly and was there with a brown hat in his hands suddenly. Esme smiled and took it from him, dumping the pieces into it. Alice could burst out laughing any time now. Edward, Jasper, Alice, and Rosalie each picked out a piece. I took a piece as well, to find that I had to write rules for Alice! Revenge is sweet...

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