Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto.
Deidara: Yah, sorry winryrockbell0 didnt update sooner, yeah! She kinda lost interest due to loss of reviews yeah..
Hinata: What Deidara-kun is saying is that if you dont review winryrockbell0 is less likely to update.
winryrockbell0: -sniff- WHYY?! -sob-
Deidara: -pats winryrockbell0's back- It'll be okay, yeah.
Hinata: WARING: overuse of the words 'her' and 'Deidara' and probably not many apostrophes.
Hinata just stared at Deidara before falling unconsious. He just gently picked her up and sprinted away.
Making a camp somewhere near a lake and waterfall, Deidara went ahead and started a fire and collected firewood. He made a bed for himself out of moss with lots of sticks removed. Hinata slowly regained consiousness. "A-ano, bu-but w-where am I-I?" asked Hinata as she regained enough consiousness to talk and sit up. "We're in the woods somewhere, yeah." said Deidara casually. Hinata gasped realizing it was the man from her dreams.. Except this was the real live thing. Deidare noticed this sudden change of atmosphere and looked up. "There is no need to be afraid, yeah. Im not going to hurt you or anything, yeah." Deidara acted as if he didnt know why she gasped. "So, what's your name, yeah?" asked Deidara, attempting at a conversation. "A-ano, H-h-hinata Hyuuga, sir..." stammered Hinata nervously. Deidara chuckled. 'So Im having dreams about the weakest Hyuuga ever, yeah?' "Well, my name is Deidara, yeah." said Deidara, laying his head back on his hands. "Oh, and if you want to take a bath, there is a lake and waterfall somewhere nearby, yeah. I havent spent much time scouting, yeah...That's mostly Itachi and Kisame's job,yeah." Hinata shuddered at the name of Itachi. "Y-you mean, Itachi U-Uchiha?" Hinata asked cautiously, twiddling her fingers in embarrasment. "Umm, yeah..yeah.." Deidara said matter-of-factly.
Hinata shuddered once more when a screech owl called somewhere off into the distance. Deidara didnt even flinch. "So, do you have any food, yeah?" he asked, his stomach rumbling at the thought of food. That was a good question, because neither of them brought food. "A-ano, no I didnt.. g-g-gomenasai..." Hinata said, sounding ashamed. Deidara sat down next to her and put his arm around her shoulder, making her gasp and blush a deeper shade of red (I JUST INVENTED A NEW COLOR X3). "Hey, it's okay, yeah. It wasnt all your fault you know, yeah." Deidara then realized she wasnt much of a talker. This gave her a disadvantage around other men. At the thought of that Deidara clenched his fists. 'Holy shit! I dont even know this girl, yet I have so many emotions for her, yeah.' "Ano, but can I go take a bath?" said Hinata, not stammering around him. She wanted to clear her mind and think about things. Deidara nodded as he continued warming his hands so the cold air wouldnt freeze them.
When Hinata got to the lake, her tensed muscles relaxed as she realized she was alone. The sound of the waterfall, the stars and moon, the sound of the frogs and crickets... As she slowly stripped, she tapped her toe on the water. Despite the cold night air, it was warm. She sank in as the water overtook her. Hinata could feel her hygiene slowly regaining itself as the dirt and mud and whatnot got washed away. She sank herself underwater to get her face and hair wet. When she broke the surface, she gasped for air and immediatly calmed. Now she started thinking about Deidara. 'Deidara hmm? I wonder who he really is. At first I thought he was a girl, due to his womanly features. I better not tell him that, he might get angry and hurt me, just as Neji did. Well, he is obviously a member of the Akatsuki, because it seems Itachi is his teammate or something. But what the hell were those mouths on his hands for? I will probably find out soon enough.. Hmph, I better get out of the water before I drown.' As she ended her little mental conversation, she swam to shore and applied her clothing.
'Grrr, where the fuck is Hinata-san? She is taking too long..' thought Deidara nervously. Just then, almost out of no where, she jumped down a tree, her clothes sticking to her body and her wet hair clinging onto her jacket. Even under the fur lined Hyuuga jacket, she shivered. Deidara took Hinata into his embrace and pulled her down to the fire. She blushed like mad, but stopped shivering, and felt her goosebumps dissapear. Hinata cuddled closer, falls asleep in his arms. Deidara just simply smiled and put out the fire. They fell asleep on the moss bed, Hinata leaning on Deidara as they slept a peaceful slumber. But they had no idea what was ahead of them.. Such as Kabuto lurking in the bushes...
HAHA! Cliffie X3
I have a question though: Why is Kabuto or Sasuke always the stalker? It is unfair to them.. hmph.. Well, please excuse my late updation.. As Deidara and Hinata explained before, I only had 4 reviews. That hurts right here! -points at chest- Please review or I may not finish it. Also, sorry for short chappies!
Deidara: The only reason she makes short chappies is cuz shes a lazy ass with weak fingers, yeah...
Me: HEY! Are you asking me to put in a kissing scene with you and Tobi!?
Deidara: OKAY!!! I'll be good now.. -goes to dark corner and huddles and cries-
Hinata: Is he gonna be okay?
Me: He's gonna be fine!
Well, ja ne! For now..