A/N: Here it issss Chapter 1! I've got the first 5 chapters pretty much ready to go, all they need is some final editing I will try and update twice weekly, but after the first 5 chapters I might update once weekly… on no particular day either… I know I know I'm uneven and inconsistent But please keep reading!
DISCLAIMER: Just borrowing the characters!
WARNING: Little bit off fluff, story gets really weird towards the end, but hang on because the upcoming chapters are worth it! (I hope)
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Chapter 1.
If the world could stop spinning that would be nice, mused Haruhi. Her head was throbbing and a dull pain between her legs did everything it could to make itself as uncomfortable as possible. She moved up the pillow in an attempt for comfort, and her eyes were met with a lost ray of sunshine peeking through the blinds. Although her eyes were still shut, the change in light sent a streak of pain chorusing through her head. And yet she was still incredibly comfortable. Squinting her eyes in concentration, the last recognizable images from a tangled haze of pleasure from the previous night, ran through her mind.
^FLASHBACK^
She'd seen a cute guy staring at her from across the party. She'd said a mere, "Don't Wait Up!" to Tamaki, and waved goodbye to Kyoya, indicating they could leave without her. She'd been swept away by the man of her drunken dreams. They'd retired to one of the more secluded rooms of the Penthouse apartment.
^END FLASHBACK^
It was at this moment that Haruhi remembered that she hadn't returned to her hotel yet. They were only in California for a brief two days of rest and recovery after midterm exams. They were due to go back to their apartments in Boston in... 50 MINUTES! Haruhi swore under her breath. She flicked her eyes open; it was at this time that she realized she was trapped, by a heavy, toned, tanned arm that had a delicate yet firm grip on one of her naked breasts. She tried turning in the giants sleepy arms, and found that she could do so with a surprising amount of ease. Haruhi sucked in, and did her best not to drool at the eye candy that was sleeping peacefully next her.
His body was brown and sculpted to perfection after hours spent lying in the sun. Locks of blonde matted surfer's hair fell gracefully over his face. The faint scent of sea salt wafted off his skin, making Haruhi move slightly closer to him. His breath had the faintest, subtlest, yet absolutely evident undertone of FATTY TUNA! Haruhi sighed in content. She contemplated just staying here and letting the boys go home without her, she knew there would be consequences though, and the image of Tamaki putting her face on milk bottle cartons, in order to find her, was not very appetizing. Sighing she made herself as small as possible and slid out of the giants arms, replacing her warm body with a cold pillow.
45 minutes to go. Haruhi raced around the room. With one hand she slid into her princess bikini bottoms , with the other she zipped up her little black dress, pulling her huge D chest into the perfect shape. She looked over at the bedside table and saw it. A half drunken glass of beer, and a serviette. A fleet of hope danced through Haruhi's chest, she ran over scribbled down her name and private cell phone number. She then felt underneath the table to find a "business" card. Steve… nice name… Steve-Senpai… Nah, just Steve. Haruhi thought absentmindedly before realizing she only had 40 minutes before she was due to leave… Never mind the breakfast she was meant to be at an hour and a half ago. With one last kiss goodbye Haruhi left the room, and the gorgeous, naked man lying in it, for the hell that would be awaiting her.
(HOST CLUBS POV- One Hour Before Haruhi Woke Up.)
Tamaki was standing at room 21b. It was right next to his room, 21 a. The twins room was on the other side of Haruhi, 21c. Kyoya, Mori and Hunni were across the hall in 22 a, 22b, & 22 c. The rest of the host club were downstairs, they'd all been awake for half an hour. As a present for Haruhi they had ordered a custom breakfast. It was filled with commoner foods from all over the world, and Haruhi still hadn't shown up. Tamaki was getting really worried now, she'd said "don't wait up" but he'd done preciously that, infact he fell asleep at his door with a glass in one hand, waiting for Haruhi to return for the night, but she never did. He had a small headache but a dose of Panadol soon had it under control. The rest of the Host Club had even woken up. All that was left was Haruhi. It was so unlike her to sleep so late into the morning, she was ALWAYS the first one up.
(As Haruhi Wakes Up)
THIS was ridiculous. The boys had been waiting for Haruhi for an hour. They had tried the door handle, it was locked and Kyoya wasn't going to hand over the keys either. They couldn't barge the door down because Haruhi wouldn't be very happy with them, and what if she was having a shower, her room would no longer be respectable. No instead they knocked politely and when they received no answer they just headed back down the stairs to the quiet breakfast table.
(30 Minutes After Haruhi Woke Up)
Kyoya was peeved. He had gone to so much effort to be sure that breakfast would have as much seafood possible in it. He had studied every dish intensely, and a certain some one hadn't shown up to be impressed. But his foul mood was soon replaced with worry, a worry that was growing in all the club members head. They were due to leave in 20 minutes and there wasn't even a glimmer of some form of life emanating from Haruhi's room. Tamaki was pulling at his hair, racing up and down the hall madly "OH MY POOR DAUGHTER!" he cried, appropriate light affects of despair appeared around him. "SHE'S BEEN ABDUCTED! ABDUCTED I TELL YOU! She's probably siting all alone in a cold room…" Tamaki failed to notice the tears welling up in Hunni's eyes… "AND KYOYA won't call his secret police to SAAAAVE HER "Hunni completely lost it, Mori did his best to soothe him, but to no avail. Hunni suddenly turned into Demon Red Hunni, he walked purposefully up to Kyoya and grabbed his arm, twisting it behind his back, "Call. Your. Secret. Police. Now." His words were whispered and said jarringly. Kyoya involuntarily shuddered; with his free hand he reached into his pocket for his phone, but Tamaki still hadn't finished his rant. "And they're probably playing fake thunder and cuddling with her!" he finished with a flourish. The mere THOUGHT of Haruhi cuddling with someone other than them the little devil shapes of Hikaru and Karou snuck up on Hunni and Kyoya. Mori could see what was about to happen and quickly ran in, scooping up Hunni… Some how missing Kyoya, whilst the twins pounced. One crash tackling him, the other grabbing the open phone.
5 minutes later the entire Ootori police force had gathered at the door oh Haruhi's hotel room. The man picking the lock finally got it undone, he pushed the door open only to find the chain on. Sighing he cut it with a laser beam :)
(5 Minutes Ago)
Haruhi thanked the rich bastards in the sky that this complex was only two stories high. She was carefully making her way up the rusted fire escape which was groaning under her weight. For rich Bastards they clearly had no concern for the safety of people trying to sneak into their rooms. She was half a ladder away from her bedroom. She reached up, the fire escape gave a hefty groan, before the landing fell out completely from underneath her. She held tight to the ladder. She heaved herself up, and climbed through her window.
She could hear Tamaki outside the door, then she heard a crash, she really wanted to peek her head out to see what was going on but she didn't. Instead she pretended to walk into the room, dropped her clutch and stilettos. She unzipped her dress, got a spare bra and squeezed herself into it, leaving the dress undone but pulled up before finally collapsing onto the couch.
5 minutes later her door was popped open and the Ootori secret police force were systematically making their way through the room. She opened one eye sleepily, a demon lord face that would have made Kyoya proud snarled at the Host Club who were peering at her. Hikaru and Kaoru jumped behind Mori, who subconsciously stepped behind Mitsukini. Meanwhile Tamaki jumped in fright "Ohhhh my poor daughter, she's been taken over by the shadow lords!" Kyoya and Hunni both mechanically looked at the Hosts, Kyoya dismissed his police force. Whilst Hunni escorted Mori, the Hitchatin brothers and Tamaki back to the hallway. Kyoya made a phone call to the Helicopter, explaining that they would not be needed today and to come back same time tomorrow.
Hunni and Kyoya led Haruhi to the bathroom, they ran a bath filled it with incenses. Haruhi didn't care about decencies, she'd just lost her virginity she didn't care. She stripped completely and nestled into the bubbles. Kyoya and Hunni however did care about decencies so they left their jocks on before slipping in with her.