Chapter2 Intruder

Meanwhile while the three bears were out killing time in the forest, an attractive 16 year old blue eyed blonde boy was also out wandering around. He wore a fancy small blue tea party dress with puffy sleeves,a matching blue hair bow, and a pair of white panties with a blue bow in front. White stockings and Mary Jane pumps completed the ensemble.

His long hair was combed and styled into a neat golden bob. He held his brown teddy bear close to him as he wandered around the forest.

"Why doesn't anyone... want me teddy?" Armin asked the teddy bear softly crying to himself. It was true, because his family was so poor, they didn't want another mouth to feed so they ultimately gave him the boot. Kicking him out of the house and forcing the little coconut to fend for himself.

He sighed in despair when he felt his stomach gurgle in hunger."I need to find some shelter somewhere.."Armin said."but where?" He wondered. After a few more minutes of wandering around, he stopped when he noticed something.

It was a clearing, and in the middle of it was a cute cozy little cottage sitting directly underneath a pretty weeping willow tree. It had to be two stories at least. "Oh! What a lovely home~!" Armin chirped gazing at the house. Getting ever so curious, he went to go take a closer look.

He could see that whoever owned this house grew their own crops. There were heads of lettuce and carrots peaking out from the a garden on the front lawn. Perhaps if he asked nicely then the owner would be kind enough to give him one to eat!

"Yeah that sounds like great idea" Armin nodded to himself in approval at this decision and began knocking at the door."hello!? The blonde asked." Is anyone there?" The door slowly creaked open as he was knocking. "Oh!…they must've forgotten to lock their door" he muttered stepping inside.

"Hello? Um sorry for intruding..your door was open.." He explained. Only dead silence greeted him. The house was empty. "Such a cute place" Armin smiled curiously inspecting everything. He stopped and drooled a bit however. when he came across the dining room.

"Porridge~!" Armin inwardly squealed.

It was true,there were three bowls of porridge to be exact along with a large pitcher of milk,a large honey pot, and some French toast sitting in the middle of the table. Letting his tummy overpower his voice of reason, he sat down at the table. Armin winced when he sat in Levi bear's seat.

"Oh my..too hard.."

He then moved on to the next chair. It was cushiony..a bit too cushiony.

"Too soft..!" He murmured sitting in Mikasa bear's chair.

He then moved over to Eren bear's chair and smiled. "This one's just right!" He confirmed. "We can sit here teddy" he said to his teddy bear. Once he sat his teddy bear down, he eyed the porridge.

Not sure which one to eat, he decided to just taste test them all.

First he tried Levi bear's.

"T-TOO HOT~!" Armin yelped. He then tried Mikasa bear's porridge.

"No..too cold" he cringed tasting her then moved onto Eren bear's meal.

He perked up when he taste tested Eren bear's though.

"This one's just right!" He said nodding in approval.

Grabbing some sugar and honey, he poured a little bit in Eren bear's porridge and dug in! Armin felt a lot better now that he had a nice warm meal in his tummy! As he was gulping down Eren bear's bottle of milk though, something unfortunate happened.

Now because Armin was blessed with a large posterior to match his equally large brain, and because gravity wanted to be an asshole and screw with him today, he ended up falling through Eren bear's chair and breaking it to pieces.

"Owww!" Armin winced rubbing his backside. Well, that was going to leave a mark.

Armin then yawned and started to feel sleepy. Grabbing his teddy bear, he headed upstairs to explore some more. Once he was upstairs he noticed three beds. There was a Levi bear bed, a Mikasa bear bed, and a giant bear sized crib near the window that was obviously Eren bear's crib.

Feeling curious again, he tested out the beds.

Levi bear's was too hard and Mikasa bear's was too soft. He then waddled over to Eren bear's crib and crawled in it. "This one's just right~!" He cooed pulling his teddy bear in with him. He got so snug and comfortable that he ended up falling asleep!

Little did the shotacon know, that as he was sleeping, the bears were approaching….

(A/N: aww crap! RUN COCONUT! RUN! \\\)