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For best results, yell idiotically while reciting. Use stupid voices and repeat as desired.
"I WANNA BE A PIRATE WHEN I GROW UP!" Sora shrieked.
"You're already a pirate stupid." Xigbar growled.
"You can't be a good Cap'n if you call your crew stupid." Cloud yowled.
"You call us stupid all the time, Cloud." Whined Riku.
"Shut up. You're stupid." Cloud retorted without actually listening to Riku's complaint.
Suddenly, cannon fire was heard in the distance. The crew scurried onto the deck, and in the commotion, many people stepped on Luxord's slouched over body. (And by many people stepped on Luxord, we mean Sora stepped on Luxord. Only Sora.)
"OMG I am lyke sooooooooooo sorry Luxy! I stepped on yous!" Sora shrieked in terror at seemly dead body.
"OMG Lyks I furgive yous!" Luxord gurgled as he proceeded to glomp Sora's leg.
"Holy… It's ALIVE!" Riku screamed from the crow's nest.
"Riku, what the situation? What's going on?" Cloud demanded.
"What's the magic woooooooooooooooooooooooooooord??" Riku teased.
"Syringe." Cloud said bluntly "Now tell me what's goin' down in the hood?"
"What the other magic woooooooooord??" Riku questioned.
"Girl-scout cookies." Cloud yelled up.
"That's the magic phraaaaaaaaase." Riku shouted down.
"OKAY THAT'S IT! WE HAVE WAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MANY MAGIC THINGS. NO MORE MAGIC THINGS." Xigbar roared.
"No more magic?" Sora whimpered "B-but… I love magic."
"SHUT UP! I'M THE CAP'N AND I DECIDE WHETHER THERE'S MAGIC OR NOT!" Cloud screamed.
"So… is there magic??" Sora whispered hopefully.
"No. No there isn't." Cloud said flatly.
"NOOOOOOO!! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeI'm gonna sue that magician…" Sora slurred.
"LEAVE MERLIN ALOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!" Riku cried from above.
And it was here the authoresses realized that they weren't interrupting enough. To compensate for this loss, they decided to say this:
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I've got a shell on mah thumb. Oo
I've got a snail finger. :D
End of Chapter Twoooooo. This was so dumb… But it's fun to write!
Jeez… These chapters only take about a half hour to write… Oo w00t…
We might actually turn this into a full-fledged series. Huh. Oo
Please review! WE LOOOVE YOUUUUU!!
Twilight Hikari
We don't own Kingdom Hearts. Or Final Fantasy. And we don't have jobs either. Yep. Livin' off our parents here. We're late bloomers. –coughandfourteenuncough-
-Original Cloud is totally a PIRATE! Idea by Twilight Leopardess aka Kat aka Twilight. Most of the dumb stuff we did together, though.
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