"Searching For Mr. Wrong"
Rated T for language
Pairing: Taylor x to be named later in the story (look down)
Summary: Taylor's grown sick and tired of being embarrassed by her mom, Kelly, especially after one embarrassing moment. During a fight, Taylor then decides to lock herself in. In order to ease down her daughter's rotten attitude, Kelly decides to set her up on a date with a very lucky guy. Will there be a happily ever after or just end up in total disaster?
Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race or any of the characters. The Total Drama series and its contestants are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, since we're a little far off from the new Total Drama spinoff, I'd figured I try my hand at a fic featuring the new characters themselves. Of course, I'm talking about the mother/daughter team of Kelly and Taylor. Oh, and not to mention another character from the series as well.
Chapter 2: The Plan Begins
It was finally morning as Taylor opened up with her eyes, waking up next to the sun. Taylor definitely hated how much the sun was blinding her eyes. It was nearly like seeing her mom naked up close with the rest of Taylor's friends watching. It was nearly like putting your face to a flashlight, only to blind themselves out of stupidity.
"Uhhhh, frickin' sun..." Taylor muttered angrily.
Closing out the sun with her blinds, Taylor decided to get dressed for today. Which was good considering that today wasn't a school day at all. Nope it was Saturday, the funnest day of them all. That meant heading out of the house and exploring place after place, whether it was the shopping mall downtown, the movies, or perhaps the beach. For Taylor, she was definitely one hell of a mall rat.
The choices of clothes was pretty much the same: Light yellow top, light gray mini-skirt and tall black boots.
Now that she was all dressed up, Taylor felt her stomach rumbling, which meant that she was hungry. After dressing herself up, she left the bedroom and headed downstairs, where her mother Kelly was busy typing something on her personal lap-top computer.
"Good morning, honey." Kelly smiled at him.
"As if..." Taylor groaned.
"I guess I'll take that as a 'good morning' too." Kelly replied while sipping on her cup of coffee.
"Don't even bother making me breakfast, mom." Taylor replied. "I'm going out to eat."
"Where at?" Kelly answered back.
"Do you really care?" Taylor sighed, getting a Mountain Dew Kickstart from the fridge.
"Huh, I guess not at all." Kelly shrugged. "You just have a fun time. Make sure to be back around 5."
"Maybe I won't think about coming home at all." Taylor muttered under her breath.
"What was that?" Kelly raised her voice.
"Nothing, mom..." Taylor shouted, right before she headed out the door.
After Taylor shut the door behind her, Kelly took another sip of her coffee as she typed on the computer yet again. But to be honest, Kelly wasn't playing any game or watching a YouTube clip of some sorts, instead...
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...she was on CrushZone, accessing the profile that was made for Taylor.
Sure, Kelly felt a bit bad posing as her daughter and such, but it was the only way to get Taylor to soften up her attitude. It's a good thing her daughter didn't know about Kelly's plan, otherwise Taylor would just blow up like a firecracker and unleash her rage out on mom. She was impressed of how well Taylor's profile ended up. It read:
Name: Taylor Lemieux
Age: 17
Relationship Status: Single
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Country: Canada
City: Toronto
Description: Looking for a fun-loving guy to love who can treat me right like a princess. Extra nice, funny, goofy, has excellent sense of humor, and is quite a gentleman. Age should be somewhere around 17 or 18.
Interests: Going to the mall, hanging out with friends.
Kelly really outdid herself with the profile, although she wasn't sure that Taylor would be interested in such a funny guy. But either way, Kelly decided to gamble all of her chips on the poker table. Anyway, how bad can this get? After viewing her profile, Kelly checked on the message section, knowing how many messages she got from her profile.
To her surprise, she got only 45 messages. Not too shabby.
"Wow, I didn't know there would be this much." Kelly replied.
She scrolled her clicker over to the first message, which happened to come from some guy named Rock. Kelly then clicked on his profile, which happened to be a picture of the guy himself.
"Ooooh, not bad." Kelly said with a blush.
To be honest, Kelly was quite impressed of how he looked. He had long blonde hair, looked very muscular, possessed some delicious black eyes, and had the most cutest smile Kelly ever seen. Oh, if only Kelly went back to being 18 herself, than she could have him all to herself. But it was very fitting that Rock would be the obvious choice for her daughter.
After seeing her picture, she got a good look at his profile.
Name: Rock
Age: 18
Relationship Status: Single
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Country: Canada
City: Toronto
Description: Looking for a babe to hang with. She's gotta be extra hot, extra sexy, and so tubular and vivacious. Plus, she's gotta know how to rock and roll all night and party every day!
Interests: Playing out with my rock band Devil Frog, making it big as a rock band, naps, playing pool with my bros, hanging out with my best friend Spud.
"Oooooh, he's a rockstar?" Kelly raised her eyebrow. "This oughta be fun for my daughter."
Not wasting any time, Kelly decided to send Rock a message, which read:
"Hey sexy, how's it going?"
It wasn't the message that Kelly thought at first, but she couldn't help but daydream about him. So she clicked on send immediately.
Just to kill off a little time, the ex-supermodel decided to take another sip of her French Vanilla coffee. But right away, a message was sent back, possibly from Rock. Right away, she clicked on his message, which read:
"Nothin' much, babe! You checkin' me out?"
This was starting to get fun for Kelly, posing as her daughter. With a smirk, she typed back these words to him.
"I sure am. You're really cute!"
And then, she clicked on the send button.
So after another sip of her drink, Rock typed back to her this message:
"Thanks, babe! All of the ladies down at my school thinks I'm cute! I never knew you felt that way about me before!"
"Wait a minute." Kelly raised her eyebrow. "How does he know a lot about my daughter?"
This was strange. Did Rock really know Taylor all along and yet Kelly didn't even know about it? Maybe they both attended the same high school.
She didn't want to believe it was true. Luckily for her, she still didn't believe it. So she decided to laugh it off and message back.
"I really do. I think you're the sexiest hunk I've ever seen in my life! I bet you've never seen such a hottie with amazing curves like mine before!"
Once again, Kelly clicked on send. This was starting to be a lot of fun for the blonde-haired cougar. It was almost like sexting, except that Rock wasn't sending her any pictures without his shirt, or flashing his so-called 'Little Rock' at her.
After a few minutes, Rock messaged her back, saying:
"Totally. I looooove those curvaceous curves of yours! They just drive me insane! I hope it's not too much trouble, but you wanna go out? It's 80's night down at the Lizard Lick, and all the rockingest bands are playing! What's better than that, everyone over 17 can get in! The concert won't start until 8:30! You up for it, babe?"
"Hmmmmm, I never heard of this Lizard Lick before." Kelly muttered. "Maybe it's some sort of club for teenagers, huh? Sounds like fun."
So with a smile, Kelly had messaged him back this statement:
"Sounds like fun. Pick me up at 5:15! I live at 1504 Westbrook Lane by that big mansion! Don't forget to write me a poem too. I love guys who can recite poetry!"
With another smile through her supple lips, Kelly clicked on send.
Only three minutes later, Rock messaged her back:
"Sounds good! See ya!"
With that last message, Kelly finally logged off with a sigh.
She never knew how stressful, yet satisfying that was for her. Heck, it was very satisfying like sex with her ex-husband. Only this time, Rock would be a better lover than Kelly's ex-husband. Not that Kelly would imagine herself dating a hot, young muscular rocker of some sort. She was only 43 and he was 18 years old. There was no way it would happen. Besides, it was her duty to make sure that both Rock and her daughter would be a perfect match.
Stretching out a little bit, Kelly decided to take a nap right by the couch, resting her still sexy-as-hell body right under the cushions.
"Looks like you've really done it again." Kelly said as she yawned. "Sooner or later, it'll be hook, line and sinker."
Taylor appeared outside her house, getting out of her friends car (a red Maserati) in total disgust.
"That's it, I'm never having to go anywhere in that god forsaken car ever again." Taylor sighed. "Why do cars always smell like used cheese all of a sudden? It's like I'm living in a frickin' port-a-potty!"
As she shut the door behind her, the Maserati drove off as Taylor approached her house.
And as she opened the door, Kelly began rushing at her with a hug.
"Oh, thank goodness you're home, sweetie!" Kelly exclaimed.
"Um, yeah I am." Taylor replied, feeling a little creeped out. "And why should I care...?"
"Taylor, don't you realize what time it is?" Kelly replied with panic/excitement.
"Um, it's only 5:10." Taylor sighed. "Are you suddenly on drugs?"
"Not really, otherwise I'd wouldn't be sober anymore." Kelly shrugged before getting a little serious. "Anyway, you've gotta get ready!"
"Ready for what?" Taylor raised his eyebrow. "Is it time for you to get your medication?!"
"This is no time for horrible jokes, sweetie." Kelly replied.
Suddenly, she went to the nearest closet while Taylor looked a little boggled at what's going on. After searching around for a good minute, Kelly brought out a sleek, yet sexy dark pink dress for her daughter to wear.
"Here you go, you can wear this!" Kelly said, handing her the dress.
"What is going on with you, mom?!" Taylor raised her voice. "Are you sure you're not hopped up on anything now?"
Before Kelly could answer that, however...
*DING-DONG!*
The doorbell ring. Still in that excitement mode, Kelly went to the door.
"Oh, he's here already!" Kelly smirked.
"Who's here?!" Taylor groaned.
"It's someone I know you're gonna like, honey!" Kelly smirked as she grabbed the doorknob. "And here he is..."
When Kelly opened the door all the way...
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...Rock was standing there, wearing what seemed to be his usual orange bandana and his custom-made Devil Frog t-shirt!
"Hey babe, how's it going!?" Rock smiled to Taylor.
Taylor at the other hand, was appalled and shocked for sure.
"Mom, what the heck is Rock doing here?!" Taylor said to Kelly. "And why in the heck does he know where I even live?!"
"Taylor, isn't it obvious?" Kelly replied.
"No!" Taylor groaned in dispair. "Why should I care?"
Still feeling excited with a smile, Kelly let it all out in front of her daughter:
"You and Rock are both going on a date!"
Ooooooh, I can't wait to see Taylor's reaction in the next chapter! I think it's priceless.
Yeah, if you must know by now Ridonculous Race fans, Taylor's date is Rock (one-half of the Rockers). I usually ship them all because of an artist on DeviantArt named Galactic-Red-Beauty who did awesome artwork of Rock and Spud showing up at Taylor's Sweet 16. It was so awesome! I thank you GRB for making me ship them.
What will next chapter be like? Feedbacks are welcome my friends! Until next time, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off for now!