Chapter 2

So I've been thinking and I think I have a few ideas for this… and there will be a lot of just random crack stuff and what not. Now the whole who should have what Pokemon is still kind of a problem so just bare with me. And so yes let's hope this gets good! And I finally decided something! This story is all about Deidara! Haha

Warning: Lemons will appear at random.

"Danna, un?" Deidara asked, seeing Sasori stare out the window. They were staying in the Pokemon center for tonight, and tomorrow Deidara was going to go up against the first Gym. Deidara was getting worried though. Sasori had started acting strange today. After his battle with Naruto, he's been silent and secluded.

"Brat, just leave me alone…" Sasori grumbled not looking back at his gorgeous blonde. Deidara sighed, turning around. Hidan and Kakuzu were already passed out on one bed. Itachi and Kisame were busily going over there plans for this week, which were something like: At 9:00 wake up. At 9:30 eat breakfast. At 10:00 brush Itachi's hair (Kisame wrote that).

"Danna… I'm sorry, un." Deidara whispered walking over to his bed. Sasori sighed, feeling bad for his partner. Deidara thought it was his fault, when it wasn't. After Sasori had defeated Naruto, he had begun to think. His Banette was strong, but would it be able to stand up against that girl?

A few years ago, before Sasori had become a trainer he had met a girl. Her pink hair was down, and her red hat was worn up high. She had asked him if he wanted to become a trainer, and he told her yes. That girl was the only person Sasori had ever wanted to win against. Sakura Haruno was going down.

"Psssst, Deidara." Kisame whispered, gesturing for the blonde. Deidara looked at Kisame, and sighed. He walked over to Kisame, and Itachi. "Is Sasori okay?" Kisame asked tilting his head slightly. Deidara glanced over at the red head, and shrugged.

"Why don't you ask him? I'm going to bed." Deidara climbed onto his bed silently. The room was completely silent for a moment.

"Chansey Chans." The nurse, Chansey, walked into the room holding all of the boy's Pokemon. Itachi took them all, and handed them out. Since Hidan and Kakuzu were both asleep, Itachi placed there pokeball's on the counter. Itachi walked over to Sasori.

"Here's your Pokemon." Itachi said, holding out the pokeball. Sasori looked at the ball, and took it from Itachi.

"Itachi…" Itachi stopped and turned back around. Sasori was staring at the red eyed boy, his own eyes darkened. "Tell Deidara I went for a walk." Itachi nodded, returning to his blue haired partner, who was busy scribbling notes on a notepad. Sasori opened the door, and only glanced back. Deidara was still unmoving on his bed, probably asleep by now. Sasori left the room, going on a hunt.

"Why did he leave, un?" Deidara asked himself quietly. The room seemed to desolate and lonely without his partner. What was going on through Danna's head? If only Deidara would understand.

Meanwhile Tobi sat all alone in his bedroom. Being the Pokemon champion could really suck. Having to wait for somebody to beat all the gyms, then the elite four, and then finally him. Tobi hadn't fought anybody for a few good years now. He was bored, and slightly insane.

"Oh Tobi, you can be so funny." Tobi mumbled to himself pouring some tea in his cup. "I think I love you." Tobi gasped. "You… you love me?" Tobi started to choke up, his orange scarf sliding down his face slightly. He pulled it right back up. "I… I love you too." Tobi stared at his hand, and started to kiss it romantically.

"Mew?" Tobi's mew floated around Tobi confused. Tobi looked up, covering his hand.

"Oh mew! It's not what it looks like. He's only a friend I promise. You're the only girl for me." Tobi reached up, but Mew flew away quickly. "Oh baby come back!" Tobi fell off his chair, hitting the ground. Tears flowed from his eyes. "I'm so sorry…" A soft hand touched his back.

"Ditto, ditto." Tobi looked up at his pink glob Pokemon.

"You still love me!" Tobi hugged the glob, but it slipped through his arms. "Oh no, not you too!" Again, Tobi started to cry. "I have nobody!"

Meanwhile in the more sane part of the world, Sasori stormed out of the Pokemon center.

"I hope to see you again." Nurse Joy called after him. "I wonder what's wrong?" She asked herself softly. Sasori kicked over a stone, his hands clenching.

"I'll never beat her." He growled, walking into the training field. It was late by now, so the training field was empty. "Go, Banette." Sasori threw his pokeball. Banette appeared in the field. "Use Night Shade." The Banette looked forward and used Night Shade, but nothing happened. "Oh he needs a target…" Sasori sat on the ground, angrily staring into the night.

"Banette?" His Banette stood in front of him, his head tilted in wonder. Sasori sighed, patting his Banette on the head.

"It's alright little Banette." He whispered. Banette crawled onto his lap, and curled up much like a cat.

"There you are, mother fucker!" Hidan screamed strutting into the field. Sasori stood up, returning his Banette. The loud mouthed trainer came up to him. "Deidara has been looking everywhere for you. He is fucking freaking out. He said he needed to talk to you about some shit." Sasori sighed, annoyed by Hidan already.

"Where is he now?" Sasori asked quickly. Hidan shrugged looking down at his hand.

"I think he said something about the abandoned shack." Sasori stared at Hidan, his eyes dark.

"Do you know what lives in the abandoned shack?" Sasori yelled. Sasori ran off, hoping to get there before Deidara goes too far in.

Deidara walked into the shack. The floor creaked under each footstep. There is no way Danna came in here, un. I should go back. Deidara thought, picturing his red head walking around in here. Then again, this is the type of place Danna would hide, un. Deidara sighed, walking deeper into the shack. Whispers started to surround him. Her gulped, fear rising up his spine.

"Danna, un?" Deidara called out, only hearing silence in return. "Danna, un?" Deidara called again. Something touched his shoulder. He flipped around, and saw only a hint of red. "Danna, un?" Deidara called, running after the small dot of red. "Wait Danna, un!" Deidara ran faster, entering an empty room. "Danna, un?" Deidara asked, fear returning. Whispers started to surround him again.

"Mis…Mismagius." The whisper said. Deidara gulped seeing a group of Mismagius's surround him. They all started to glow purple. Deidara's eyes started to go blurry, making all the purple clash and turn into one giant Mismagius head.

"Brat!" The familiar voice called out. "Banette use screech." A loud noise erupted in the room. The Mismagius scattered. Sasori ran over to Deidara. The blonde was dazed and confused. Sasori held Deidara so that he wouldn't fall over. "What were you thinking, brat?" Sasori asked, allowing Deidara to put his head on his lap.

"I… wanted to find you, un." Deidara whispered, weakly. His head hurt like a thousand pin needles. Sasori sighed, pushing Deidara's hair out of his face. Sasori stared down at the blonde, whose eyes were closed.

"Brat, you scared me back there." Sasori admitted, seeing it all over again. Deidara standing in the middle of a group of Mismagius's all tormenting him. "Don't do that ever again." Sasori leaned down and kissed Deidara's forehead. Deidara smiled, his eyes remaining closed.

"Danna…" Deidara was half asleep. "I lo…"

"There you guys are!" Kisame screamed running into the room, Itachi close behind. Kisame almost tackled Sasori. "I was so worried you both died!" Sasori stood up, helping Deidara to his feet.

"Kisame, there fine." Itachi said seeing the two lunatics standing there, holding one another. "We should get back to the room, I have some plans we need to discuss." Itachi turned around, Kisame quickly following. Sasori sighed, watching them leave. Without Itachi, Kisame would be lonely, and probably insane.

"Danna… I'm tired." Deidara said with a grin. Sasori also had to smile slightly.

"Let's get you to bed then, brat."

Hahaha well sorry about that Tobi part 0.0 it was an urge. So hopefully next chapter there will be more Pokemon fights or something. And hopefully next chapter I can add the first lemon of the story hehe. Please review and tell meh what you think. If you like the random Tobi part tell me, and I'll keep adding that kind of stuffs: D