Xiaolin hunters will be continued!
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about the submissions, here's the formats for both the shengong wu, and a xiaolin showdown:
shen gong wu:
name
appearance
ability
and...
xiaolin showdown:
participants and their wagered shen gong wu
challenge
prize (the shen gong wu that starts the showdown)
there will be two types of showdowns, original showdowns, (created by you all), and canon showdowns, that pretty much follows the showdowns in the show. also, i won't put a showdown every chapter. that's just a cringe-fest waiting to happen. so these showdowns will appear every now and again
without further adieu... the chapter begins!
"Ruby Rose! I challenge You to a Xiaolin Showdown!" Jaune shouted, the Changing chopsticks suddenly started glowing and both of their touches.
"xiaolin showdown... what's that?" Ren asked.
"basically a challenging dare, now shush, the good part's starting." Rose answered.
"we'll tell you all later." Jet added, looking on towards the two.
flipping a glowing coin, then catching it, Jaune glared at the monkey girl. "i'll wager my Mantis Flip Coin for your Monkey Staff."
his answer was a screech, a slap in the face, and Ruby spitting on the ground near him.
"...i'll take that as a yes." Jaune deadpanned, side stepping the spit on the ground. "the challenge is the battle of the monkey bars; first one who drops into the bottomless pit loses."
"what kind of challenge is that?" Weiss demanded.
"oh you'll see..." Jet smirked.
"LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!" Jaune and four of the group shouted. Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light, covering a large Radius, with the Group of twelve inside. a giant circle of ancient Runes encompassing them all. the circle stopped increasing in size, and formed a large black dome around the large space.
"that's rather odd..." Ozpin said. "this never happened before..."
"what? what's od-" Goodwitch asked, looking beyond Ozpin's shoulder.
"w-what is that?!" she shouted.
"something is happening, but i can't tell what it is." Ozpin answered, barely glaring at the woman who nearly blew out his eardrum.
"why!?"
"the camera near them was destroyed by Ms. Rose before the rest of the group arrived at the top."
"oh my god..."
"and to make matters worse, the last three groups are trapped in there..." he added, turning around to see the expression of his partner's face go from shock to full blown fear.
"we have to get them out!" Goodwitch screamed.
"i can assure you they're fine Glynda-"
"How could you say that!? they're trapped in there!" she screeched.
"on the contrary, Glynda, from what i saw it appeared to be Mr. Arc and Ms. Rose who summoned this dilemma." Ozpin quipped.
"...what?"
Inside the Black semi-sphere, the groups suddenly disappeared, leaving everyone staggering in air before countless shoots of bamboo bars spring up from everywhere. some barely grazing the participants, and few managed to cross over each other. everyone, including the non participants, had to latch onto a part of the newly formed chamber of green bars.
"Gong Yi Tan Pai!" Jaune shouted.
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"that meant go." Sebastian, Jet, Witch, and Rose all deadpanned, amused at the confused looks everyone else were giving.
"RAAAAGH!" Jaune lunged at Ruby with a battle cry, reaching for the tail, but ruby fell backwards and swung on the bar she was standing on, narrowly missing jaune. swinging back up, Ruby retaliated with a hearty crunch...
right in between his legs...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Jaune "manly" screamed at the top of his lungs, his family jewels, and some of his pride, heavily damaged by the audibly chomp. falling down to one of the lowest monkey bars, he clutched his crotch as is the contents were going to spill outwards into the abyss.
"oh god..." all the males said, slightly covering their own crotches from the phantom pain.
"d-did Ruby j-just..." Pyrrha asked, disbelief etched in her eyes.
"Crotch shot for the win!" guess who said that.
"NORA!" Ren scolded coldly.
"c'mon JJ, you've tanked worse than that!" Rose cheered.
"noooo... my jewels... stay in your home... daddy needs you..." Jaune mumbled. Ruby Chattered mockingly, taunting the fallen knight. slowly, he got back up, and jumped back into the fray... or not.
as soon as he got to the nearest bar, he was pelted with several hairy kicks to the face, each one harder than the last, then , feeling her tail wrap around his torso, jaune was flung away onto a bar near the wall.
"i have to admit, out of all the wielders of the Monkey Staff, Ruby's got to be the best one since that Spicer guy." Jaune said, grabbing the bars that formed the barrier where the others were at.
grabbing the golden coin, jaune readied himself to leap toward Ruby once again.
"Mantis Flip Coin!" jaune shouted, bouncing and flipping in random directions in a wheel of frontflips, somehow ending up with ruby kicked in the face... hard.
"AAAAAGH!" Ruby screeched, flying to the other side of the wall, and crashed into it.
"banana please!" Jaune shouted. earning some confused looks and some sighs.
"don't you think you should win the fight before snacking on food?" sebastian quipped before throwing a banana towards jaune.
"where do you keep getting those bananas?" Nora asked.
"they were my to go snack, since some people don't appreciate true taste..." sebastian mumbled.
"chocolate cake in not a snack, bass." Jet said.
"thanks... Hey RUBY! I've got something for you!" Jaune said, waving the Banana in the air. the result was as expected, as ruby lunged at jaune, trying to grab the fruit. running under a group of parallel bamboo shafts and placing the banana on the bar below them, jaune moved out of the way for Ruby to grab the banana in between the parallel bars, trying and failing to pull it out.
pulling out his sword, Jaune sliced apart a long piece of bamboo and grabbed the loose bar before landing behind her. tiptoeing towards her, Jaune prepared to swing.
"...is he..." Weiss asked.
"oh my god..." Ren added.
"do it...do it...DO IT!" Witch and Nora chanted.
"...sorry Rubes." Jaune said from behind ruby ( before rearing back for a mighty swing...
SMACK!
ear splitting scream echoes throughout the dome, and some could say that they might've heard a faint scream in the distance.
focused too much on the pain emitting from her butt, Ruby tripped and fell into the dark abyss, screeching as she fell down. in a few flashes of light, everything went back to the way it was before the challenge started; at the top the cliff near the school.
"...what just happened?" Weiss asked. confused as to what happened seconds prior.
"what "just" happened was that i basically won." Jaune answered, carrying the Mantis Flip Coin, the Changing Chopsticks, and now the Monkey Staff. Ruby behind him passed out being picked up bridal style by Sebastian.
"Sebastian Kaiser, Rose Arc, Jet Susanoo, and Witch Redwood. you four collected the black bishop pieces, you shall be known today as team SARS (stars), led by Sebastian Kaiser." Ozpin announced, getting a few cheers, and a startled look from the tallest of the four.
"M-me!?" Sebastian said.
"Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, and Nora Valkyrie. you four collected the white rook pieces, you shall be known as team JNPR (juniper), led by... Jaune Arc."
"WHAT!?" Jaune shouted.
"Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, and Yang XiaoLong. you four collected the white knight pieces, you shall be known as team RWBY (ruby), led by... Ruby Rose"
"...huh?" was the only thing she said.
and that's it for now... sorry if this feels a bit rushed.
as I've said before not every chapter will be a showdown. i do plan on having a story plot, and it will, at least very loosely, follow the plot of RWBY. the showdowns will be sprinkled here and there, but i'm not good with detailing fight scenes, so if you want to lend a hand, then i'll happily accept beta readers.
the next chapter, only one spoiler for you, will have everyone's favorite dragon.
TBC.
