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The kitchen window suddenly shattered and a werewolf stuck its head inside. Ivy gasped and took a step back. Harley raised both revolvers and shot it through both eyes at once. The animal immediately went limp and fell back outside.

Harley turned to Ivy and asked "ya ok?"

"Yes" Ivy said "I'm just not used to this."

"Neithah am I" Harley said "werewolves are new to me too."

"Not just the werewolves" Ivy said "my plants can usually get me out of any situation, but these…things are ripping them apart. I have to rely on your guns, and I don't like it."

"It's ok Red" Harley said "that shotgun has the firepower and spread pattern to get the job done. Just point it at their chest and pull the trigger, pump between each shot and keep it tight to your shoulder. You'll do fine, I know you will. Remember, they killed your plants. Avenge 'em Red."

"Yeah" Ivy said.

"I'll be by your side" Harley said smiling "anybody or anything that messes with Poison Ivy or her plants, has to deal with Harley Quinn" she spun both revolvers around her fingers "and Smith and Wesson."

Ivy smiled and said "thanks Harl."

Another werewolf began climbing through the window.

"Take it out Red" Harley said.

Ivy raised the shotgun to her shoulder and pulled the trigger. She took a step back from the kick of the gun. The werewolf was thrown back out the window from the force of the shotgun blast.

"Pump it" Harley said.

Ivy pumped the shotgun.

"Nice job" Harley said "see, it ain't hard."

The back door swung open with a loud cracking noise as the chair Harley wedged under the knob flew across the room. Two werewolves stalked into the kitchen. Harley raised both revolvers and began firing. Ivy stepped up next to her and fired the shotgun at one of the wolves, killing it. The other fell as Harley lowered her revolvers, she smiled at Ivy and said "nice shootin' Red."

She opened the chambers on one of the revolvers and dumped the empty shells. She began reloading it, when Ivy took a step towards her.

"Harley" Ivy said "look at me."

Harley stopped loading the revolver and looked at her.

"Listen Harl" Ivy said "I know I always tell you to keep calm and keep your insanity in check. You're always going to be crazy, but I know you suppress the worst of it, for me, because I ask you to. I want you to forget about all of that. Let the insanity out, give it every ounce of crazy you've got."

"Ya sure Red?" Harley asked "it took a lot of practice and patience to build up those mental barriers, if I let 'em down it might take a while to build 'em back up."

"That's ok" Ivy said "we'll work on it together if you can't take control again. But, nothing about this night has made sense, maybe what we need is some nonsense."

"Ok" Harley said.

She closed her eyes, shook her head and took a deep breath. Her eyes shot open wide. Her pupils shrunk as an unnatural grin spread across her face.

"Guys! Ya're back!" She said.

"Who?" Ivy asked.

"The fish" Harley said "can't ya see 'em they swim around and sing to me and talk to me. Everybody else pretends they can't see 'em." She looked straight forward at nothing and said "Moe, Curly, Shemp it's great to see ya. Where's Larry…really?..aw, I liked Larry…yeah, hey remember the time he-"

"Harl" Ivy interrupted "what do they think you should do about the werewolves?"

"That's Red" Harley said "come on, ya know Red…yeah….the plant lady, anyway there are all these doggie people in our house that want to eat us. What do ya think we should do?..uh-huh…yeah…Oh, I like that idea…no, I don't think they want dog biscuits Shemp…I like Moe's idea…yeah." She looked at Ivy and said "they said I should just pat them on the head."

"I don't know if that's a good idea" Ivy said.

Harley skipped to the broom closet, opened the door and pulled out a twenty pound sledge hammer and said "with this."

"Why is there a sledge hammer in the broom closet?" Ivy asked.

"For those tough, ground in stains" Harley said "I'll be back in a few minutes, there's some wascally werewolves out there that need a beatin'."

She started skipping to the door.

"Harl wait, you can't go out there" Ivy said.

"Don't worry Red" Harley said "the fish got their guns."

She skipped to the broken door, turned and waved at Ivy and walked out. One of the wolves charged her. She smacked it on the head with the hammer, its head turned completely sideways with a sickening crack. It stayed standing for a second, before falling. Another lunged forward and tried to bite her. Harley jumped back as the jaws snapped shut just in front of her nose.

"NO BITING!" Harley yelled "BAD DOG!"

The wolf tried to bite her again, Harley dodged it again and said "fine! Let's see how YOU like it!"

Harley Jumped forward and bit the werewolf at the base of its neck. The werewolf howled in pain and shoved her off.

Harley stumbled back a few steps, spit out a clump of bloody fur and said "it don't feel good, does it?!"

She hit it in the knee with the hammer. The animal fell as its leg ones snapped. Harley raised the hammer above her head and brought it down on the werewolves head, killing it. Ivy had reloaded the shotgun and ran out to Harley's side.

"Welcome to the party" Harley said smiling "ready to smash some skulls?"

"I don't have a choice" Ivy said.

"Well, let's get to it then" Harley said as she charged another werewolf.