Carlisle led me down the stairs, slowly and making sure I wasnt' going to jump on him, attack him from behind. Pfft, I'd never do that. Well, if he were a Dalek, perhaps... no, I wouldnt attack him then, either.

As soon as I made it into the Living Room, I felt my lower jaw take a journey towards the floor; every single person sitting there was almost certainly alien! Very pretty too, even the men. Damn you Harkness, I need to stop hanging around with you.

Carlisle noticed my reaction, he just smiled. He started to introduce his family, but I could see they weren't biologically related, apart from the eye colour, which suggested-

"This is Esme, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, Emmett, Bella, Renesmee and Edward," Carlisle told me.

I briefly made eye contact with each of them, acknowledging them. I turned to the last boy, Edward, when he suddenly recoiled.

"Edward?" a barely audible whisper escaped the brunette girls lips, as the bronze haired boy faltered.

"Too much... way too much! Knowledge!" he screamed.

Ah. I took that to be directed at me. Edward nodded painfully. Ooh, interesting.

"Mind reader?" I asked. All heads in the room whipped around to look at me.

"Ye... yesssss..." came the reply from Edward.

"Ahh, you see Edward, don't read my mind, it's the most painful you'll ever read." I said, taking a step towards an arm chair. A ripple of panic spread across the faces of the family.
"May I ask why?" Carlisle asked politely, "And whatever you're doing to my son, please stop. I won't tolerate violence or pain towards my family."

Edward cried in pain as I thought for an answer. Plenty of evil looks began to wind their way towards me from the family.

"Well, seeing as I'm a race of people who come waaaay before humans, my brain power is far superior to almost every other species of being in the universe. I'm a 906 year old Time Lord, I can travel through time and space in my little blue box, she's a beauty! Oh, and I'm feared by many fearsome aliens across the Universe, because I manage to get rid of their many schemes just in time. That explanation any good?" I enquired, carefully eyeing them.

Silence. Then, a burst of laughter from Emmett. Edward groaned and looked like he was about to lose conscienceness. Quickly, the entire family surrounded Edward, apart from the two boys- Emmett and Jasper, who were slowly advancing towards me. thinking very fast about the many types of species they may be, I decided to back up against the wall.

"Err, I'm not making stuff up, y'know!" I said, panicking slightly.

"Yeah, and we're Vampires who are about to show you the way out, or you can just wish your life goodbye," said Emmett menacingly.

"Oh so that's what you call yourself! I wouldn't call you that, you're more of a hybrid, crossed with the genetic structure of-"

Edward fainted. Whoops. Flooring a "vampire" wasn't quite a good idea.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" Bella screamed.

"I, err, I didn't mean to! I-"

Emmett cracked his knuckles and swiped at my head.

THWACK.