Frank was taking a long shower from the long day at work yesterday. He had the water turned up to an extremely high temperature; so much that it was beginning to burn off some of his skin, and give him second-degree burns. Because of this, he used large bottles of Neosporin as body wash.
After about an hour, he exited the shower reluctantly. The water was cool now; his water heater needed to recharge for a bit. As Frank stared at himself in the mirror, he asked himself, "Who am I?" because of his amnesia and then proceeded to engage in bathroom activities such as brushing his teeth, or shaving. Once he was done cleaning himself, he proceeded to make a large bowel movement. Some of his hemorrhoids popped along the way. "Fuck," he said because he had been saving them up for a popping party which was just a few days away.
"DING DONG GONG NONG BONG FONG CHOPSTICKS." Asian Jane was outside his door now, ready for their date. However, because Frank didn't have eardrums, he was unable to hear her. Because AJ didn't want to wait any longer, she jumped forward into the door and the door was knocked down by the force of AJ jumping forward into the door. "THERE YOU ARRRR" she said because she was using Pirate Jutsu. Suddenly, a cannon balls appeared behind her and started rolling towards the bathroom with an increasing velocity. BUT THEN
Suddenly, Airwolf flew into the apartment and howled because he was part wolf. His helicopter blades rotated and took off the heads of Jane and Frank and a nearby orphan to add to the massacre.
"Well, that was fun," Jan-Michael Vincent said. Then they all flew away like badasses because they were and did military things with equipment.