Disclaimer: I do not own GLEE or the song:Not Fair By: Lilly Allen

"Okay guys let get started!"

"Mr. Shue if I may I have have something I would like to say to Finn and I have a song that sums it up."

"Um okay? Go a head Rachel."

"Thank you Finn this is for you." Rachel told Finn giving him a gentle smile. He just smiled at her thinking she was going to declare her undying love for him again. He smile got even larger as the music started up. He though is sounded kind of cool and for some reason reminded him of cowboys.

"Oh he treats me with respect"

He is kind of destructed by the tune and it takes him a second to realize Rachel already started to sing.

"He says he loves me all the time
He calls me 15 times a day
He likes to make sure that I'm fine
You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure
He's not like all them other boys
They're all so dumb and immature"

'Aw' He thinks 'That's so nice of her to say'. He doesn't realize that Santana, Puck and Kurt are behind him trying in vain not to laugh obliviously recognizing the song.

"There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed you're just no good
Its such a shame"

"What!" He exclaims while Santana, Puck and Kurt howl with laughter but Rachel just keeps on singing as if they had not just interrupted her.

"I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over"

Sam scoots closer to Finn and whispers "Dude what happened to 'Mailman'?" While Finn just looks on in horror.

"It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream"

Mr. Shue just sat there in shock at Rachel's bold move he felt like he was watching a train wreck.

"Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take"

Quinn leans over and whispers to Puck "Thank god for small favor that it was you and not him that popped my cherry ant least I felt satisfied at the end . I would have been so upset if he did it, I ended it pregnant and unsatisfied." Puck just snorts while Kurt giggles over hearing what she said.

"Oh I lie here in the wet patch
In the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by
I spent ages giving head
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me
Maybe I'm just over reacting maybe you're the one for me

There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed you're just no good
It's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over"

Brittany pulls out a tissue and tries to hand it to Rachel because she thinks she is about to cry about he lack of orgasm.

"It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take"

The rest of the Tina and Mercedes look at Finn in horror of his obvious lack of curtsey for Rachel while Santana, Quinn, Puck, and Kurt continue laughing.

"There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed you're just no good
It's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over"

Mike and Artie fist bump because they never had that problem with Tina or Brittany.

"It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take"

"Rachel why didn't you tell me this in private! You always embarrass me by singing about our problems in front of every one! First 'gives you hell' now this!"

"The only reason I sing in front of the whole glee club because tat is the only way you will listen to me for more than five minutes without trying to make out or touch my boobs! You know what we are through!"

Rachel storms out to the room in a true diva fashion without giving Finn a chance to respond.

Puck turns and looks at Finn "Dude uncool your always suppose to make sure she finishes first,, right princess" he nudges Kurt who is still laughing until he registers what Puck just called him and Glares.