I was walking through West's city, looking for West. I had just heard from the guy who calls himself my boss that the infamous West had captured a smaller country and that he was not interested, not really, in keeping him. I was going to go try and kidnap the country. I heard from another source that the captured country was none other than Italy!
I changed direction and instead headed right for West's house. I knew instinctively where it was because I had gone there so many times when he was a kid and while he grew up. I would go see him sometimes and sometimes he would come see me. I walked into West's house and saw that, yes, West had captured Italy. I walked up to Italy.
"My name is Prussia. You're Italy, right?"
"Ve! I like pasta!"
"I am your new leader. I am in charge of you the instant I get you out of the house." I grabbed him as I said that and threw him over my shoulder. I headed toward the door as Italy screamed for Germany. I found it hilarious.
"Doitsu! Doitsu!" He was struggling, kicking and waving his arms as I walked. I got a stronger grip on him as I opened the door. I saw West standing in the way. "Doitsu! Doitsu! Help! I'm being kidnapped!"
"It's not called kidnapping if you're an adult, you dummkopf. It's called being taken hostage. Hi West. I'll just be leaving now." West reached over for Italy.
"What are you doing bruder?"
"Taking your boyfriend for my own."
"Doitsu! Help!"
"I don't have a boyfriend! Put Italy back!"
"I heard you didn't want him around anymore."
"Zhat is false and you know it! Put him down! Zhere's no escape, I am blocking the only door." I smirked. He was trying to intimidate me.
"You vant Italy, West?"
"Is zhat not what I just said?" I turned around and walked back to where I found Italy. Then I grinned behind me, back at West.
"If you catch me then you can have him back!" I quickly ran out the room and down the hallway and toward the back door. I was actually able to reach the door and yanked it open just to run into my little brother. He wrapped his arms around me and took Italy.
"If all you are interested in is Italy, zhen I want you to leave bruder." He threw Italy over his shoulder and I followed him back to his prison cell thing. I sighed.
"West, you know zhat's not zhe only reason I have come to see you. I could go back to my home. Or I could go mess with Austria or try to infiltrate zhe American stronghold. I vas zhe one who taught America to fight in zhe first place remember? I'll go rub it in his face!"
"Nein! I don't need you getting captured. Zhen I would have to rescue you."
"HA! Me? Caught? He's not zhat smart West. You give him too much credit. I know zhat because of how long it took to teach him to fight… well how to fight. He could already fight but he was still stupid."
"Zhe answer is still no bruder. Never underestimate your enemy. Not even zhose you taught."
"Is zhat a threat West? If I remember, I also taught you how to fight your enemies."
"Nein, not a threat. Just a statement."
"So… it's empty of meaning?"
"Nein! Bruder, just go do something zhat won't get you hurt." I nodded.
"I'm too awesome to get hurt West. See you around." I headed toward the door and out the building.