How Well Do You Know Me?
Chapter 2: Innocence
I wasn't being sarcastic. Oh yes, yes you were. Shut it will you? Not until you tell Orochimaru the truth. Ha, what happens if I don't? Got'cha cornered there, huh? Not really. God, I hate you. Really now? That's sweet of you, I wonder what'll happen if I forced YOU to tell Temari what really happened to her purple sweater. Like I'm ever gonna let you…
"Miss Tenten, please tell me you aren't just going to stare in outer space." God, that slithery voice freaks me out.
Orochimaru. DEFINITION: Slithery-voiced, depicted-as-gay teacher who's always looking for Sasuke. Wonder why….To put more gayness, he's into snakes. MALE SNAKES. We NEVER talk about how snakes lay their eggs or something, we just talk about how they produce them. Sick, I know.
"Cut her some slack, Old Man," Please let that voice be Neji's, please! What if it isn't? You're really getting on my nerves. I know, ain't I adorable? Uh, no. My head swiftly turns to the door. It's Neji! …With SasGay?
"Mr. Uchiha, I didn't know you were late," Didn't know? OF COURSE YOU KNEW! You even knew about the time Naruto put glue on your seat. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW?!
Sasuke smirks and goes back to his seat with Neji behind him.
Sasuke. DEFINITION: Duck-butt haired emo boy, thousands of fangirls and depicted as Orochimaru's crush. We can't help it! He's always looking for Sasuke!
"Today's lesson is on anacondas," Homo-Hebi informs as the class groans. "Now, class, I know we have discussed this topic a few times."
"By few, you mean TEN THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND EIGHT?!" my classmate, Shikamaru sarcastically complains.
"Well, what else do you suggest?" Homo-Hebi asks patiently.
"HOW ABOUT SINGING CLASSES?!" Ino, our class slut, suggests out loud.
"I CALL MAIN VOCALS!" Naruto, the class clown, yells.
The class looks at him with wide eyes. Man, this guy is WEIRD. There was this one time, in a field trip, he went missing. We all tried our best to find him, but, no luck. Until Kakashi-sensei had a great idea, he out a cup of ramen in the middle of the road and there was Naruto. He came out of the bushes all dirty and clothes all ruined. He claimed a squirrel tried to eat him. Nice try, baka.
"HEY, HEY, YOU YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRL-" He sang out of tune, but got cut off when a blackboard eraser hit him.
"God, Naruto! SHUT UP! YOU SUCK AT SINGING!" Sasuke complains. These guys hate each other allot.
Naruto. DEFINITION: Class clown, confident and blunt as Orochimaru is gay. The guy has no brains, nor talents. Especially in singing. I really don't know what Hinata sees in him.
"Well, you suck too!" Naruto insults, jumping on Sasuke's table.
They both glare at each other, their faces getting closer.
"NARUTO! Get off of Sasuke-kun's table!" Sakura, one of my good friends, shouts. Wow, looks like her vain's throbbing.
Sakura. DEFINITION: Smart girl, huge forehead. She used to be best friends with Ino, until the day came Ino found out Sakura also had a crush on Sasuke. They've been enemies since.
"Uzumaki! Get off Sasuke's table!" Homo-Hebi commands as he walks briskly to them. He tapped Naruto's shoulder, unexpectedly, Naruto accidentally dived in and gave Sasuke a kiss. Gay people are muscular? Hold that thought. Yes. Yes, they are.
Girls scream.
Boys laugh out loud.
Homo-Hebi stares in silence.
"Naruto…" Sasuke's fangirls grit their teeth and walk over to the traumatized Naruto.
"Now, now, ladies! No need to crowd over me!" That idiot just made it worse. Now, the girls are going to beat him up 10 times more than they were supposed to.
Thankfully, the bell rings before they could even touch Naruto. Well, this has probably been the most tame out of all the Bio Classes we have with Orochimaru. Oh really? I didn't know that. I didn't ask for your opinion! No need to, hun! Has anybody ever told you, you cause a migraine? I've been told, Tina Turner, Davey Havoc, all the same! And you call me sarcastic.
I grab my backpack and join Temari as she walks out the door. "God, these people are freaks," Temari complains as she stops in front her locker and opens it. Temari's locker is so organized that when you see a blue book in the pink section, you'd freak out too.
"I feel for you. Even Sas-" I tried to comfort her but someone suddenly put their hand on my shoulder. Great. It's Sasuke.
"Hey there, uh…" God, it seems as though he forgot my name.
"Tenten," I add.
"Uh, right. Anyway, for that project thing, Neji thinks we should meet up in my house."
"We?"
"Yeah, Orochimaru decided I should join in, too."
"Er, okay. W-What time?"
"Right after school."
"Um, alright."
"See you later, chickie." Excuse me? Did he just call me 'chickie'?
"Yeah, later." I murmur as he walks away. I hate Orochimaru for doing this! It should only be me and Neji! Now, now, Tenny. Don't be selfish. I wonder if I'm the only person in the world who has a conscience like you. You're lucky you do.
Temari had her face hidden in her locker door the whole time. She peered out and cocked an eyebrow. "Does this guy know the word 'respect'?" she asks.
"Apparently, no," I reply sighing and opening my locker. Ah, my locker. The ultimate shrine to Dave Grohl, but, Neji's still number one.
"Look what we have here," I turn around and see Ino and Sakura. Ino glaring at me and Sakura with a straight face. "So, are trying to steal our Sasuke?" Ino asks putting her hands on her hips.
"Huh?" I reply dumbfounded. Did she think Sasuke was trying to ask me out? Ew. Not, never in a million years.
"What did Sasuke ask you?" Sakura furrowed her eyebrows and gave her voice a little angry tone.
"Sakura, look- "
"Don't make me repeat. What did he ask you?" I forgot. Sakura's got freakish strength.
"He just told me about what he and Neji talked about for our science project."
"Oh," Both Sakura and Ino said in unison.
"Yeah, don't you two have an appointment in school salon?" Temari –saving my ass—says.
"OMIGAWD! INO! WE'RE LATE!!" Sakura freaks out and runs off.
"Sakura! WAIT FOR ME!!" Ino, also freaking follows her.
"We have a school salon?" I ask. "Omigosh! We do?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD?! It's like Paris Hilton took it over!"
"Calm down, Tenny. We don't," Temari says calmly. "I'm just giving them a heads up." She winks.
We both laugh as we head off for the next subject. Temari is the greatest ever.
DONE! FINALLY DONE!
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