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A/N: This chapter pretty much tells of the pairings. So, yeah.
Warning: Yaoi, language (sorta). Don't like? Move along.
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Roxas slammed the door open. Cloud merely raised an eyebrow in recognition, eyes wandering from the book in his hand to his little brother panting on the door.
"W-what the hell is wrong with your boyfriend!?" the younger shrieked, to which Cloud responded with a look that said 'What the hell?'.
Roxas closed the door with a bang, locking all the locks attached to it. Feeling secure for having done that, he turned around and rested his back against the door. A few seconds later, his legs gave way under him; his whole figure slid downward til his bottom met the floor. Cobalt blue eyes much similar to his studied him.
"You've been running?"
"Yes, I have. Thanks to some pedophiles, your 'boyfriend' included," he wheezed, "running around trying to live their pedophilic fantasies with me as their partner. Goodness!"
"Huh, must be tiring." Cloud replied, turning back to his book.
A vein popped up in Roxas' forehead.
"Can't you be a little more caring? Or worried? Or maybe even panic!? For all we know I'd never even get through this day without my chastity being preserved!"
Cloud just stared, which infuriated his younger brother more. Roxas stomped towards him grabbed his shoulders, shaking him a little.
"Cloud, do you get what I'm saying!? I said that some pedophile rapists, who are after my ass, are out there!"
"So I heard," was the nonchalant reply.
Roxas gaped. He knew his brother was indifferent, but not this indifferent. This Cloud before him is too indifferent that it's so troubling. Troubling because who in their right minds would be this calm when their sibling told them that some rapists are out to take their virginity away?
Cloud, apparently.
"Roxy-baby~ I have come for youuuu~!"
Roxas got shivers running up and down his spine.
"What the fuck? Why're you here, Fair!?"
"Uh, why are you here, Axel? Last I heard you were getting it one with that other redhead."
A whack was heard. "I only have my eyes set for Roxas!"
"Hah! As iiiif."
"You-"
"Well, doesn't matter. He'll be mine before the sun sets anyway."
"Dream on, brother."
"Same with you."
Cloud stared at the door. "My, I've never seen Zack so competitive. Not even when we were together."
He smiled at his brother, the whole situation amusing him. Maybe he should wait until a bit later to tell Roxas that he had broken up with Zack a while ago. This kind of entertainment doesn't come that often, so why let it pass?
Roxas, on the other hand, felt faint.
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Bull-typing is buuull.
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