"Look, Chap," Quaxx started, "credit where credit is due for trying to resolve this nonsensical drama and all..." Quaxx looked around briefly, and, of course, got angry glares from people, "but, honestly, how is a FIELD TRIP going to solve that?"
"Simple! It's a time to explore a new place, and get our mind off of this horrible storm!" Chap replied, cheerfully.
"Uh, Chap?" Jman said, looking out of one of the nearby windows, "There's no storm as far as I can tell."
"I think Chip meant a fictional 111!" Apple said, his voice basically defying how humans are supposed to talk. Seriously, how DOES he do that!?
"Apple's surprisingly right, I was talking about the dra-" Chap stopped himself mid-sentence, "I meant, uh... I was talking about the tension! Yeah, that!"
"Literally EVERYONE noticed that stutter." Mat stated, shaking his head.
"What stutter!? I didn't see a stutter!" Apple asked, to which the group just face-palmed. "What!?"
"Anyway..." Chap sighed, heavily of course. "I'm just gonna do a head count, and then we're off!"
"What if some of us don't want to go, though?" Fenix stated, to which people started agreeing.
"Hey, yeah, what if THAT happens?" MrCuadrado, the highest player on the GDPS leaderboards, asked.
"I don't really mind, to be honest." Karma said, to which Jman just nodded.
"Yeah, I don't either." DemoniX agreed.
"APPLE DON'T CARE NEITHER!" Apple... oh god why is this my job... yelled, which caused everyone else to stop talking.
"Apple, can I ask ya something?" Makifei turned to Apple, who just quickly spun around to face him.
"YEAH!?" Apple, once again, screamed.
"Apple, please use your inside voice." Chap murmured.
"ok sorry." Apple replied... OH COME ON! NOW IT'S NOT EVEN REGISTERING IN UPPERCASE! Ugh... anyway, Apple replied.
"OK then... anyway, uh, Apple?" Makifei asked, "Do you actually know what proper grammar even is?"
"What's grammar?" Apple tilted his head, somehow being genuinely confused.
"I'm not even gonna bother." Makifei sighed.
"GUYS! Can we PLEASE just get back on track now!?" Chap shouted, causing everyone to turn and face him.
"Actually, we GET Geometry Dash. We just PLAY Back on Track." Apple stated, a derpy smile on his face.
"Apple." Apple turned to face Quaxx. "Shut up."
"Appel sad now..." Apple frowned.
"GUYS!" Chap SCREAMED this time, which ACTUALLY got everyone's attention this time. "There we go! Much better! Anyway, why WOULDN'T you want to go?"
"I wanna make more mems!" Quaxx stated.
"Oh, please, you probably just want to make another rant." Fenix said, which once again gathered some snickers and chuckles from the crowd.
"AND memes." Quaxx reinstated.
"Ugh..." Chap sighed. "One second." Chap then went to a nearby closet, and pulled out a laptop. He then walked back over to Quaxx, and handed him the laptop. "Just take this on the trip!"
"YAY! I CAN MAKE MORE MEMES NOW!" Quaxx said... although, to be fair, nobody could really tell whether he was being sarcastic or not.
"Alright, anyone else?" Chap asked. He looked around the room, and after noone responded, he smiled. "Alrighty then! Let's go!" Surprisingly enough, he got some cheers from the crowd as he went to the front door- oh wait, the front door slammed in his face. Everyone immediately sat up, only to see...
"SQUARE!?"
"What? Did I kill someone-" Square took a step inside and spun around, only to see Chap lying on the floor. "OH SH- CHAP, YOU ALRIGHT MAN!?"
"Y-yeah... I'm good. Just a little thud is all-" Chap was suddenly interrupted by Jman stomping toward Square.
"Now listen to me you fucking son of a bi-" Jman reached inside of the closet, only to find... nothing? "W-WHAT THE- WHERE'S THE FUCKING CROWBAR!?"
"Wait, WHAT!? CROWBAR!?" Without thinking twice, Square decided to bolt out of the house, leaving little to no trace that he was even there at all.
"Uh... Jman?" Karma walked over to Jman, and put a hand on his shoulder, "Why were you looking for a crowbar?"
"I was gonna threaten him out of here, but I guess I ended up doing that in a different way..." Jman sighed. "OK, but, seriously, where IS that crowbar?"
"I threw it out!" Everyone turned to look at Apple, who just stood there with a smile.
"W-WHAT!? W-why!? What was even the POINT of that!?"
"Because I knew what was gonna happen." Apple smirked. "Besides, what was the point of having it in the first place?" The crowd actually stopped to ponder this for a second (even Chap had to stand up just to think about it)... but they couldn't think of anything. "Exactly! Now, me wants field trips NOW!" Apple suddenly ran past Jman, Karma AND Chap, and ran straight for the vehicle that they'd be taking.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Chap suddenly grabbed what appeared to be a fishing rod from one of his pockets, and threw it the bait at Apple, and it, of course, hooked right onto Apple's shirt.
"WEEE!" Apple cheered, as he was dragged back to the house.
"Um, Chap?" Arte tapped Chap on the shoulder, "Why did you drag Apple away? Aren't we going now?"
"Nope, not yet! I actually have to grab something! BRB!" Chap quickly ran upstairs, and came back down with...
"A blanket? Really?" Quaxx sighed.
"What? The ride's gonna be long! Now, let's go!" Chap quickly ran out of the house, and into the bus, and sat down in the... driver's seat?
"Chap, you can't drive dude." Rai7 stated in a rather monotone voice as he got on the bus.
"Look, trust me - I know what I'm doing." Chap said, before turning back to the front of the bus. Arte, who was just right behind Rai7, grabbed his phone and mumbled to himself.
"9... 1... 1..."
"ARTE WAIT IT'S A SELF-DRIVING BUS-" Chap scrambled out of his seat, and had it not been for MrCuadrado being in the way of them both, Arte's head probably would've gotten smashed wide open.
"Good god man, it was just a joke!" Arte stated, before MrCuadrado helped him up.
"I'm sorry dude... it's just that-" Chap started, before he was interrupted by the sound of something coming from Arte's phone. Arte took it out of his pocket, only to hear...
"911, what's your emergency?"
"...fuck."
Meanwhile, just a few meters or so away from the vehicle, 3 figures were lying down behind a bush.
"Alright, so, do you guys remember the plan?" Person #1 asked, to which the other 2 people nodded. "Alright... BUT, just to be clear; as soon as that bus starts moving, I'll latch on to it with my grappling hook. You two just hold on. Got it?" The other two people nodded. "Alright, good. Now-" Suddenly, the 3 figures noticed that the bus was starting to move. "FUCK! GO, GO, GO! NOW!" Person #1 very quickly latched onto the bus - almost as if he had been planning it for the longest amount of time. Whatever the case may have been, Person #2 and Person #3 both latched onto Person #1... as well as the wagon that all 3 of them were sitting on.
And, with that, they were all off. As the people both inside the bus and on the wagon drove off into the sunset, none of them really and truly knew what was about to happen to them.
