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Guy had been searching around for other ninja to help him find this lost jutsu or technique. He himself didn't know for sure what it was in general. The streets were surprisingly empty of shinobi and Guy wasn't sure where else to look. From behind him, he heard to bickering of a couple of his fellow Jonin next to the bar. Guy approached happy to have finally found someone who might be able to help him.
Against the side of the bar leaned Asuma Sarutobi with an unlit cigarette in his mouth. Standing before him with a cross look on her face was Kurenai Yūhi. Guy didn't hear what they were actually arguing about as he walked up to them. "Asuma and Kurenai, just the shinobi I am looking for" he said to them with a smile. They both rolled their eyes and turned slowly to look at Guy. Neither had a clue as to what he would want with them.
With a smile and a friendly, laugh Guy began. "Asuma, Kurenai, have you heard of intercourse?" Guy asked looking at them still with a smile on his face. Asuma just looked away not impressed with the jokes that Guy seemed to be doing. Kurenai on the other hand placed one hand on her belly and nodded "all too well Guy" she told him and shot a cross look in the direction of Asuma, who continued to look away even with the feeling of a hole being burning through him.
Guy still with a friendly stance and smile on his face looked at Asuma. "Then Asuma will you show me your intercourse technique?" Guy asked him. Asuma in amazement at what he had just been asked bit the cigarette he had in his mouth in half and spit it out on the ground. "No time for this I am late for a Shogi match with Shikamaru!" said Asuma as he attempted to walk away, only to be grabbed by the jacket, from Kurenai halted from his escape.
Guy then turned to Kurenai, "will you show me intercourse?" He asked. Kurenai stood looking at him not sure what to say or even think. Guy in the moment of silence added, "It seems you have put on a few pounds and could use a good work out to get back in ninja shape, what do you say?"
This time it was Asuma who grabbed Kurenai, who had turned red in the face and was about to approach Guy in an aggressive manner. Asuma spoke quickly "Not right now! You better go!" Guy nodded "okay maybe some other time" he said with a smile as he walked off. Neither of the three happened to notice that from the open bar window as Tsunade stood watching the whole thing and sighed. "Another round on me!" She called out as she turned her back to the window.
With Guy, gone Kurenai pushed Asuma against the wall. "Did he just call me fat or did you actually tell everyone my condition!" she asked angry. Asuma shook his head "no I swear I didn't tell anyone yet!" he told her. Kurenai made a face than added, "you better not have! So remind me next time I see Guy to kill him!" She then stormed off away from Asuma. Asuma pulled another Cigarette from his pack and put it in his mouth before hearing another shout, "I told you to quit!"
Lee turned in the direction of the Hyuga compound. He figured, if anyone could teach him a technique, it should be one of his greatest rival. Lee, who happened to frequent the Hyuga training facility with Neji, knew too well that at this time in the morning he would be finishing his training. Walking past the two Hyugas who stood guard Lee could see Neji with his shirt off wiping down his body after a long training session.
The sun seemed to glimmer off the body of Neji as he wiped his tone body with a towel. His long dark hair swayed back and forth, as his hands made sure to wipe dry every inch of his body. As Lee approached, Neji turned to face him as he grabbed his shirt to slip it over his body. "Good morning Lee. You seem to have finished your morning exercise quicker than normal," Neji said before bending down and grabbing a water bottle from his bag.
Lee stopped right in front of Neji and shook his head "No, I am on a challenge from Guy Sensei and I was hoping you could help me" Lee told Neji. Neji took a long sip of his water bottle than squirted it on his face, shaking his hair for a moment before running his hand through the dark main to smooth it down first before looking at Lee again. "I will do my best, what is this challenge?" Neji asked as he tied his hair back.
Lee watched closely at what Neji was doing as he had seen him do this many times in the past. Lee could not help but think that every movement Neji made was like a dance or even poetry in motion and it inspired him to work harder at everything he did. "Thank you Neji, I must master an ancient jutsu and have done it more times than Guy sensei before this time tomorrow" Lee told him.
Neji slipped on his shirt and seemed quite interested in the jutsu that Lee had spoken of. Neji knew that Lee could not do any just any type of jutsu so this should be something Neji could get into himself. "What jutsu is it Lee?" Neji asked was as much excitement as a Hyuga could have.
Lee eyes widen as he began. "Neji, do you know of intercourse?" Lee asked him. Neji looked at him strangely, as he answered. "Yes Lee I believe most of us learn of this in the academy way before we graduate" he told him. Lee frowned, as he didn't seem to recall much about his days at the academy so this lost art was not as much of a wonder as it had been before.
Lee than blurted out his request, "Neji would you show me how intercourse is done? I can't seem to recall any of it," he said to his teammate. Neji put up his hand "Oh HELL NO! Lee you must have had tainted water today, just jog off this madness" he told him and turned to collect his bag, dismissing him at that point.
Lee hadn't even taken a sip of water so he didn't know what Neji was taking about but it was no surprise to him that Neji wished to keep the secret art of intercourse a secret as they were rivals and nobody wants to give a rival a secret like this. He was now even more excited to learn this art. As he was about to leave Hinata Hyuga walked into the courtyard to begin her training. Lee turned and walked up to her. "Hinata I have a request that I would like to see if you could help me with" Lee spoke as he walked in her direction.
Hinata was stretching and happened to be touching her toes as she heard Lee speak. Before she could say anything, Neji rushed in front of her and stood with his arms crossed. "No Lee, Hinata doesn't know and we plan on keeping it that way. Go now and I will see you tomorrow," Neji told him.
Lee nodded and rushed out of the Hyuga compound. He had failed to find anyone and the morning was close to being over. He knew he would never beat Guy Sensei at this rate. Hinata looked at Neji with a puzzled look before she asked "Neji what was it that he wanted to ask me?" Neji shook his head before answering, "You know those books your read late at night when you think nobody is looking? He wanted to ask you to do that," he said then walked away. A pink faced Hinata watched her cousin walk away before looking down and mumbling, "I like romance novels".