A/N: So thank you for all the reviews, and obviously I don't own the Nanny or its characters. Here's to see how this mischief all began.

Niles slowly walked downstairs in his navy blue with red stripes pajamas and his red robe. He opened the kitchen door that lead outside as he released a loud yawn. He bent down to pick-up the rolled-up newspaper on the doorstep. Niles raised his head so he could see the sunrise. The sky was painted yellow, orange, and pink before it would change to the bright blue that the sky was known for. He picked up the newspaper before he trodded back into the kitchen.

He opened a drawer from the counter and pulled out a pair of black scissors. He took the newspaper and scissors to the kitchen table, and he took his seat in one of the chairs. He methodically unrolled the newspaper and began reading the newspaper. When he got to the Fine Arts section of the newspaper, he intently read the section to ensure if there were any extremely negative reviews of his last performance, or it would be his duty to his duty to cut them out. Luckily for the man who woke up at sunrise, there was nothing that needed to be snipped out of the paper. He turned his attention to the classified advertisements. He was surprised by an advertisement that read, "Owner of a lonely heart seeks her knight in shining armor." He quickly cut-out the personal advertisement as he wondered what Fran would think of it.

After Fran and the Sheffields ate breakfast, Niles carried the dirty dishes into the kitchen and Fran followed him. He pulled the personal ad out of the back pocket of his khakis. "Miss Fine," he said showing her the small rectangular advertisement, "what do you make of this?"

She furrowed her eyebrows, "You know, it's a little desperate for my taste." Niles scoffed at the woman adorned into her fluffy purple robe. She was known for prancing around in mini-skirts, stilleto heels, and a crop-top.

Niles shook his head as he repressed a chuckle. "That's funny coming from you," Niles said jokingly. "Do you think I should respond?" They stared at the paper as if it was magical or cursed. There was no name, no picture of the woman, only an email address on the advertisement.

Fran's bright brown eyes glistened as she imagined being able to get the dish on Niles's personal life, since he didn't have a personal life. She could assist him with his future girl problems, because he had not been on a date in quite some time. Furthermore, Niles could continue on aiding her to win over Maxwell Sheffield. "I think ya' should go for it," Fran replied encouragingly,"This could be your true love."

The butler simply nodded as he began rinsing the dishes before he would methodically put each dish in the dishwasher. He nodded mindlessly as Fran began rambling about how wonderful it would be for Niles to have a girlfriend, and once Maxwell realized his love for Fran, the mansion could be filled with love and happiness.

After he finished the dishes, Niles hurried up to his room. He got the laptop off his desk as he studied the email address.

To: ChasofBroadway

From: NAB_1562

I saw your personal ad in the newspaper. Although I wouldn't normally reply to a personal ad, I was compelled to answer yours. There's only so long a person can go without a romantic interest. Anyways, I suppose it is important to know what man you are interested in? You know to see if I fit the criteria. Your advertisement says "knight in shining armor", so by definition: a gentleman, chilvarious, protective, noble, and intellegent. I know this email is awkward so feel free to email me back.

Niles looked over the email and released a heavy sigh. He read the email hesistantly and pressed send. He could not think of a reason that the woman would reply to an email that sounded so awkward. It was like he was trying to be nice to Miss Babcock. "Time to play the waiting game," he thought aloud as he shut down the computer.