Disclaimer: … and I wanna give a BIG shout out to jk rowling, who actually OWNS these books and the characters in them. That's right. She OWNS them.
A.N. CHAPTA TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OH-OOOOH
Ginny Weasley: Harry It's been over two hours where are you?
Ginny Weasley: Harry?
Ginny Weasley: That's it; I'm going to the boy's dormitory. You better be there.
An undetermined amount of time later cuz I mean who honestly reads these random things I could say anything SQUIIIID… two hours later!
Harry Potter: Ginny? You there?
Ginny Weasley: Course' I am. And ugh… I'm so tired all of the sudden.
Ginny Weasley: So what's up?
Harry Potter: Will you come down to the hospital wing and fluff my pillow?
Ginny Weasley: Don't see why you're even up… but sure. I wish I could relax. I'm so exhausted. One sex… I mean sec…
Harry Potter: Damn! My cut reopened. Man. Sectome Sempera AND the Cruciartis and he didn't even get expelled. Wait… what time is it anyways? Shouldn't you be in class?
Ginny Weasley: I blew off potions. So I probably shouldn't go see you, or I'll miss divinations to.
Harry Potter: Fine.
Ginny Weasley: GOD! Are we breaking up? I AM TOO TIRED FOR THIS!
Harry Potter: Who said anything about breaking up? Again. Just to let you know… those were the worst moments of my life when we broke up.
Ginny Weasley: Speak for yourself. I went into like eternal hibernation or something.
Harry Potter: FINALLY my cuts stopped bleeding. And you should really come over here and sleep. Or go to the girls dormitory. Cuz you seem REALLY tired…
Ginny Weasley: Whatevs… before I pass out on the sheets I have to at least change though.
Harry Potter: I'm not watching… *sneaks up behind door* Jk
Ginny Weasley: Are you still in the hospital wing?
Harry Potter: Ginny, whatever you do don't stop typing. Keep typing. Hide your wand. Whatever you do, attack if you don't know someone, just KEEP TYPING!
Ginny Weasley: God your paranoid…
Harry Potter: Come down and see me?
Ginny Weasley: Ok, see you in a sec.
NOT a sec later…
Ginny Weasley: HARRY!
Harry Potter: Hey sexy =)
Ginny Weasley: Where have you been? I went down to the hospital wing to see you and you WEREN'T THERE!
Harry Potter: WTF? I've been here the entire time! Madam Pomfrey gave me a shot and then I fell asleep! And DAMN she just gave me another one.
Ginny Weasley: But you weren't there!
Harry Potter: I've been here, I swear! And FUCK OFF that's my 3rd shot bitch!
Ginny Weasley: Never mind your shots, when I went down Madam Pomfrey said you had to leave momentarily and you would be back. AND I WAITED FOR A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR!
Harry Potter: I was there! I swear to GOD!
Ginny Weasley: Then why didn't I see you?
Harry Potter: I don't know why you couldn't find me. I'm sorry.
Ginny Weasley: That's ok. I just feel so… pissy today.
Harry Potter: Ginny, it's ok if you HOLY SHIT MY ENTIRE RIGHT ARM JUST DISAPEARED!
Ginny Weasley: What the fucking hell are you talking about? Feel your arm; make sure it's still there… umm… call Madam Pomfrey or something! I couldn't see you but you were still there…
Ginny Weasley: Ron? Hermione?
Auto Response From Ron: Sex can't talk ;)
Auto Response From Hermione: With Ron
Ginny Weasley: Uh huh…
Hermione Granger: Sorry I'm here. What's up?
Ron Weasley: Yeah what do you want? Did that bastard dump you?
Harry Potter: I DID NO- MY LEG!
Hermione Granger: RON! Harry is not a B******!
Ginny Weasley: Bastard isn't really a bad word Hermy. Harry, what WAS in that shot thing?
Hermione Granger: HARRYS BEEN SHOT? RON YOUR SUCH A B******!
Ron Weasley: Hermione calm down! I didn't know the situation. Harry who gunned you?
Harry Potter: The HELL you didn't. Invisibility potion… AHA!
Ginny Weasley: Wait a second…
Ginny Weasley: Malfoy I know you're here… I CAN HEAR YOU SNICKER!
Harry Potter: What the fuck…
Draco Malfoy: *snickers*
George Weasley: Why does everyone type in the same way?
Ginny Weasley: AHHH! Oh hey…
Fred Weasley: GINNY LIKES HARRY HARRY LIKES GINNY IM TELLING MUUUUUM…
Ginny Weasley: NO!
Fred Weasley: Muuuum…
Ginny Weasley: FRED!
Molly Weasley: HARRY JAMES POTTER!
Ron Weasley: Now that's not normal…
Molly Weasley: I JUST FOUND GINNYS PREGNANCY TEST!
Harry Potter: WHAT?!
Draco Malfoy: WHAT?!
Ron Weasley: WHAT?!
George Weasley: Ya…
Cho Chang: Like ya like what like Harry like I like thought like you like liked like me like
Ginny Weasley: Like… this is awkward… I didn't even pass it! Right?
Hermione Granger: GINNY!
Fred Weasley: Oooo…
Draco Malfoy: Is this where I come in? *reads script* OH YEAH! IM GONNA TELL… um… MY FATHER!
Harry Potter: NOOOO! Wait why would he care? Why are you even here?
Draco Malfoy: JUST ACT SCARED!
Harry Potter: NOO!
Draco Malfoy: YES!
George Weasley: MABYE!
Molly Weasley: Where is Harry? *punches hand into fist and bangs cola can on head*
Ginny Weasley: Er… *uses quote from previous text to distract* First you take the?
Draco Malfoy: What the… AND ON THAT NOTE you should name your child after me =D
Ginny Weasley: Why would I name it after you?
George Weasley: Hm… Mom are you 7th out of 7 children just like Ginny?
Ron Weasley: IM 6TH!
George Weasley: WELL IM 4TH!
Fred Weasley: WELL IM 4 AND A HALFTH!
Ginny Weasley: WELL IM… 7th. Um… subject change to avoid awkward questions CHO YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT MONKEY!
Hermione Granger: Has everyone forgotten about me? And what the H*** is a S*** monkey?
Cho Chang: Like OH like Harry like you like had like sex like with like this like bitch like you like dropped like me like for like this like slut like?
Ginny Weasley: ME? THE SLUT? YOUR BOYFRIEND DIES AND YOUR SAD For, WHAT, 3 SECONDS? Then you just go off with Harry like any other SLUT would!
Fred Weasley: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
A.N. and on THAT note, RR! And sorry about cho ;) hope you enjoyed! I BE UPDATING SOON SO STAY TOOOOONED =D tootles