"So how have you guys been?" Levy asked everyone excitedly. "Levy!" Lucy screamed as she pulled Levy into a hug. "ohmygod, lucy do I have news for you!"" Levy exclaimed. "what is it?" Lucy asked. "I got into this AMAZING manga series while I was away on my job!" Lucy looked at Levy questionably "A MANGA series? I thought you only read REAL books, Levy." "THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!" Levy paused. "Then...NARUTO HAPPENDED." everyone in the guild face palmed in sync. "Naruto?" Lucy asked disappointed. "Yeah! So then I found out about this thing called cosplay! It's wicked cool!" Levy suddenly gasped and ran over to Lyon and Gray "OMG! you two would make the most perfect Kakashi and Sasuke! And Natsu would make the best Naruto ever! And Lucy would be Sakura and and and...JUVIA WOULD BE INO!" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" Everyone in the guild exclaimed, minus Levy herself. "COSPLAY YOU DUMB BUTTS." Levy quickly grabbed Gray, Lyon, Natsu, Lucy, and Juvia and ran into another room.
"Okay!" Levy Exclaimed "Now everyone stri-" Lyon and Gray were already stripped down to there underwear. "...well...everyone else strip I guess..." sense no one (but Lyon and Gray) wouldnt get naked, Levy forcefully stripped them and put on each of their cosplays. "Okay so now...wait for it...wait for it... Natsu and Gray have too kiss!" Lyon had a shocked expression and kept silent "WHAAAAAT?!" Natsu and Gray yelled in unison "sasuke and Naruto kiss in the series more than once! So at least kiss one time! Pretty please?" Levy started to whine "My man will not kiss another man! That is unforgivable!" Juvia yelled, trying to protect her "Man's" perfect subtle lips from being tainted by another males ugly and cursed lips. "Wow, Juvia! I didnt know you were so homophobic!" Levy teased, trying to get Juvia on her side "I mean, if your "man" kissed Natsu its not like hes really kissing a guy-" "I AM A GUY." Natsu said, cutting her off. " TALK ABOUT RUDE." Natsu snapped at Levy. "Whatever, Mr. Sassafras." Levy looked over "Hey Lyon! What do you think about Natsu and Gray kissing?"