June 30th 2016

The Czech Republic

Time Classified

(Skippper's POV)

Kowalski had a metal detector out and was scanning the Czech country side. "what are we looking for Kowalski," I said. "Metal hatches disguised as tree trunks or rocks…or hidden entrances that blend in with the rock…" "anything?" I said. "I can't find any metal," Kowalski said, "their camoflauged is good." "Options," I said. "What if I pull this branch!" Kowalski said ripping a branch off a tree, "or this branch!" Kowalski pulled the branch and nothing happened. "I have no more ideas," Kowalski said. A North Wind Jet flew overhead, "Follow that jet!" Kowalski shouted. we followed the jet until it stopped over ruins left over from World War Two. A secret door slid open within some bombed out ruins an a platform raised out of the ground. The Jet landed on the platform and was quickly secured.

"let's move," I whispered. We snuck on to the platform and hid in the pilot's blindspot. The Pilot just happened to be Eva. The platform then descended the doors closing above us. "Um, Skipper," Kowalski said, "You know owls can turn their heads 360 degrees." "so that means she doesn't have a blindspot," I said. "No," Kowalski replied. "Blast," I muttered. Eva turned her head around and her eyes widened in shock. We could tell what was being said but we saw Eva turn to Classified and say something. The back door of the jet opened and Classifed rushed out the back to where we were standing. Lucky we went under the jet where the real blindspot was. Classified looked around (not very well) then went back into the jet the door closing behind me. Before the door closed Classified said, "False alarm no penguins." " I would have swore…" "Somebody got penguins on the brain," Short Fuse said as the door shut. "The penguins finding our new HQ…in their dreams," Classified said. "Yeah…Rico would probably hack up a rocket launcher and blow the entire thing." "Or Skipper's lemur friend would ruin everything for them." "That is why the North Wind is better then the penguins…we don't endanger cilivans…"

Rico hacked up his chainsaw, "No rico," I said, "we can't blow this now." "We can hear everything there's saying," Kowalski said, "ackward." The platform stopped with a clang but a long wide passageway was what we were greeting with. The door to the hanger itself was glimming in the distance. "Okay," Classified said, "turn the engines back on." "I suggest…we hang on," Kowalski said. We grabbed on to the bottom of the jet as it rocketed forward. "engage landing procedure," Classified's said (his voice a little weird thru the metal of the bottom of the jet). The jet engines flipped into it's landing position hovering slowly to it's platform. It landed and we made out exit as the computer voice said, "arrival pad seventeen." We hid behind a parked hover tank. "Arrival garage four." "attention to the owner of the white sedan…licence plate number NWind5…you left you lights on."

"Attention all agents…in light of recent terror attacks there will be no more missions to Syria or iraq." "WE would like to remind all agents that there is no food or drinks allowed outside the cafeteria or breakrooms…and that we can no longer allow food delivers to the barracks." "All agents are required to head to the mandatory Dalek prepareness seminar this evening…if you can not attend now is your last chance to get your wavier form signed by the commissioner." "This is hanger traffic control, would the agents who parked the drill in the mechbot parking spot please move it immediately or face court marshall!" "Attention all agents! This is agent classified speaking, Would the unauthorized penguin agents please report to my office immediately before I have security kick you out!" All the other North Wind instantly noticed us. "and don't deny your presence here team penguin…we placed cameras at all the spots you would be likely to hide."

"blast," I said as we allowed ourselves to be rudely escorted to Classified's office. We wer escorted up some stairs then thrown into a modern office. The door closed behind us and classified looked at us with a victorious smirk as if he was expecting us to find North Wind HQ. Classified was silence…as If the silence could affect the elitist of the elite. Behind him was the North Wind Seal which read "North Wind- An Elite multispecies taskforce dedicated to helping animals who can't help themselves" In the middle of the seal was the North Wind logo and "est. 1899" and below the founding year "Ventus Inter Aquilonem et non frangit" (translation: Nothing Breaks The Wind).

"Take a seat," Classified said. In front of Classified's high-tech desk was four modern chairs in fact the entire room was filled with designer furniture. On the desk (along with a windows 10 computer, wireless mouse, ergonomic keyboard, a lamp, a desk calendar, and a telephone) was a picture of classified with his parents and an eyptian statuette. Hanging on the wall was classified's high school diploma and his college diploma's (both had his name blacked out). Including a "Masters degree in Intelligence science," from North Wind Academy and business degree certificate for, "Intelligence leadership." Also hanging on that wall was his "certificate of completion: North Wind Training program. The line for Classified's name was blacked out." On the other walls hung a bunch of paintings and artwork. "Ah I see your admiring the lost painting of Vincent van gogh!" "The lost painting?" Kowalski said. "I believe it's called the Pandorica Opens." It was a painting of the TARDIS exploding beside it was a less explody painting…the mono lisa. The word "This is a Fake" were writing over the painting. "Ah an authentic "this is a fake" Mono lisa by da-vinci…which proves that the artist had a sense of humor."

Their were other more modern paintings that none of us recognized along with a few prints. A swordfish and the jaws of a megalodon were also mounted to the wall. There was some file cabinets off to the corner and classified himself was sitting in an ergonomic desk chair. Their was also a self behind him filled with an impressive collection of artifacts. Next to the door a TV was mounted on the wall which also had a Ps3, xbox one, and wii u connected to it along with a blu-ray player. Classified had a big box of legos in the corner with a Lego dimensions toy pad on top of it. "You play lego dimensions…I wanted to buy that game but Skipper said no." "So it can give you idea for more inventions that blow up in our faces," I said, "and the last time you had legos you built something that threatened to destroy us all!" "building a custom lego MacGuffium 2-39 fuel cell was a bad idea I admit it."

"anyway on to the serious issue of you locating and entering the new North Wind headquarters." "okay," I said, "the last time we knew the location of you base caused the daleks to destroy it…but we wouldn't even attempt locating it in normal circumstances." "Normal circumstances," Classified said, "I know what your suggesting…No." "but Lord Shen and his new girlfriend could conquer the world." "Their in ancient china…NOT OUR PROBLEM!" "There is no historial record of Shen becoming the supreme ruler of china," Kowalski said, "we must stop him and preserve history!" "Well their no reliable record of Lord Shen in the first place…the human's think he's human!" "When Shen is done with ancient china he's come straight to our time." "ask your other allies," classified said, "also…security! Kick them out…make sure to wipe their memories of the location of this base." "should we just wipe their memories then kick them outside…" "No! Move them out of this country!" "Um…sir," eva said, "security just reports that the Penguins escape in one of our jets." "which one?" I said. "our Jet," Eva replied. "Oh so that's how you want to play it," Classified muttered, "getting me angry is the last thing you want to do skipper."

(end of chapter one)