Jane Shepherd was trying to see how her brother kept control of this crew while she went out on missions. She had to deal with Kaidan and Ashley arm wrestling and then having an all out brawl, Wrex and Grunt having a headbutting contest to see who was better, Zaeed and Kasumi stealing anything that wasent nailed down (and they even stole the Galaxy map, Jane was still trying to figure out they had done this with out anyone seeing) and Jacob and Thane getting into a fight. Some days she just wanted to never get out of bed, she then remembered that her brother had set up a list of rules and that he had told her that she could add to if she found anything wrong with the crew so she sat at her computer and opened up the rules server and started to write
11. do not try and dance naked around the Galaxy map because you are starting to creep out the bridge crew
12. no trying to steal the Justicar's things
13. no trying to get Joker to shave
14. no trying to get Grunt drunk (he does things you people do not want to know about
15. Jack is not a piece of modern art (we will not save you if you ask if you could submit her to a gallery back on Earth)
16. Tali is not aloud to try and steal anything
17. Saren is not aloud to try and steal the Normandy
18. Ken and Gabby are not aloud to have sex in engineering (when Tali walked in on you she almost had a panic attack)
19. we are not aloud to make a super weapon
20. Joker is not aloud to use the method of "pointing at a random system and going there"