I OWN NOTHING YOU RECOGNIZE!
History of Magic
Week later, 9:00am
I need some help.
Evans, you know I never pay attention to Binns. I haven't truly heard a word he's said since the first minute of his class in first year. It's been five years.
Just like you, Potter. But it's not about History of Magic...
What's it about, Flower Child?
Never mind.
Tell me.
No.
Tell me or else I'll confess your undying love from third and fourth year to Remus. Right here. Right now.
You wouldn't.
DON'T YOU DARE POTTER! YOU SIT YOUR ARSE DOWN RIGHT NOW!
Wow, Flower Child. You didn't have to pull me so hard.
James _ Potter! You will never utter that secret to anybody! EVER.
It's Harry, by the way. But jeez, pyscho. Chill. I was just going to ask to use the restroom.
I. Hate. You.
Charming as usual, Flower Child.
Aw, don;t give me the cold shoulder, Evans.
Evans.
I can see you reading this from the corner of your eye.
Blue pancakes.
I love you Lily _ Evans.
OW!
Charms
12:00pm
Evans
Please talk to me.
Why
Because I am in need of your help right now
We aren't doing anything right now Potter.
Not with Flitwick! I mean... There's this girl that I like very mu
Jame Potter... Asking me for help with girls... What has this world come to.
If you would let me finish Evans you would know.
Go on.
Well, I have liked her for a long time. But she doesn't like me back. I don't think. How would you win her heart?
Oh, I don't know, Potter. I don't roll that way. You should know.
Very funny Evans. I'm serio
Detention
8:00pm
I cannot believe you've landed me in detention, Potter.
Is everything my fault, Evans?
Yes.
You do have a point.
And yet you take pride in it?
Yes.
Sod off, Potter.
You started it!
We are not five Potter.
You may not be.
Detention
8:45pm
You were telling me something in History of Magic.
Was not.
Yes you were. Before I messed with you about the whole Remus thing.
I haven't the fainest idea what you're babbling about, Potter.
Well, I see the faintest blush on your skin right now. You were never a great liar, Lily.
Well, James, I do not wish to speak of it right now.
You said my name
I say your name everyday.
No. I mean my first name. You haven't called me that since first year.
Must have slipped.
You're really blushing now, Lily Evans.
Am not. I'm just hot.
Must we go through this again.
Evans.
Flower Child.
Lily Pie.
Milday.
Really, Lily.
The silent treatment is so old school. Now look who's five.
You still are Potter. No one makes up stupid nicknames for their crushes anymore.
Okay, Lily Pie. Whatever you say.
Ask your dear friend Sirius.
Shutup.
Gladly.