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I ain't never had a duel like that (No!)
Never have I played a card so fast (No!)
You can play a spell, counter it with a trap,
But you duel it, duel it
You duel it, duel it
You're duelin it well
I ain't never had a duel like that (No!)
Never have I played a card so fast (No!)
You can play a spell, counter it with a trap,
But you duel it, duel it
You duel it, duel it
You're duelin it well...
The crowd cheers as Yumi and Hikari arrive from backstage. Hikari has a BFH in her hand.
Yumi: Hiya! We're back~
Hikari: And ready to torture! *swings hammer once*
Everyone gulps.
Yumi: Lucky for you guys, we didn't get much.
All: YAY!
Hikari: But I came up with MORE!
All: NO!
Yumi: *giggle* Let's get this party started!
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Yay! I've been waiting for one of these!
Anywho! Let's begin!
Hakase and Yusei: Cogshipping for the win! *gives chocolate!*
Paradox: how's it feel to know you lose in the movie?
Jaden: wants some Cheetos?
Yugi and Yami: soundproof room!
Johan: get jaden and into a soundproof room!
Jack: what's it like knowing fan girls destroyed you image and turned it to a yaoi paradise?
That's it for nao!
Hakase: Cogshipping?
Yumi: Don't ask.
Hikari: You'll hate us if you do.
Both Fudos: Uh... ok.
Paradox: It's typical for villians to lose. I kinda expected it. I kinda wished 4Crap would have givin me better dialogue like the Japanese did.
Yumi: THAT MOVIE WAS TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL!
Yusei: No it wasn't!
Hikari: She means the Japanese version. She's referring to the themes.
Jaden: BULL CRAP! The themes were awesome!
Yumi: Oh really? Then I dare you, Paradox, Yugi, Yami & Yusei to go look up the English lyrics for both themes!
Said Duelists: DEAL!
They leave for the backstage area.
Hikari: Give them 5 minutes.
5 minutes later, 5 screams so loud, all the windows in the studio shatter. Yumi bursts out laughing as the 5 duelists come out from backstage horrified.
Yami: I need a agent...
Yugi: I need therapy...
Yusei: I need to get a girlfriend...
Jaden: *still in shock*
Paradox: That was rather... unpleasent... Remind me to fire my manager later...
Hikari: Will do! *giggles*
Yumi: NEXT!
Yugi sees his and Yami's dare.
Yugi: It's better than here.
Yami: *nods*
They leave for the Sound Proof room.
Johan: Hey Jaden! Wanna duel?
Jaden: YES.
Jaden drags Johan into a sound proof room.
Jack: THEY WHAT? !
Crow bursts out laughing. Jack shoots him a death glare, making him stop.
Jack: That does it... I really need a girlfriend...
Yumi: Pfft... *giggles madly*
Hikari: Ignore her, as she went over her chocolate limit for the day.
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atem: how the heck did you even get INTO the millennium puzzle? ( truth of corse )
yugi: how did you feel when you soved the millennium puzzle? ( truth )
hmmmmmm what bout you wittle kiba ^_^
seto: duel against yugi useing each others deck ( DARE! )
^_^ YAY dare for seto!
Atem: Who? Me? I've been wondering that for years...
Yugi: *from door to soundproof room* It was the best feeling ever! I was scared at first, but I calmed down.
Yami: Get back in here, Aibou!
Yugi: Later!
Door slams behind Yugi.
Hikari: ...Well. That was a little wierd.
Kaiba: I can't. He's in that room.
Hikari: Hmm... Then duel me! *gets a Duel Disk* I'm just as good as Yami!
Kaiba: Hmph. *gets his Duel Disk ready* You're going down, woman!
Both: DUEL!
One Epic Duel later... (I get lazy on these.)
Kaiba: FINISH HER OFF, BLUE EYES!
Blue Eyes fires it's attack, Hikari's remaining life points drops to zero. Kaiba Fangirls then start cheering.
Kaiba: It's surprising that you have a Blue Eyes.
Hikari: They're kickass. Enough said.
Yumi: But my main pick is Light Magician! X3
Hikari: Next set!
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All the characters are fair game? *thunder is heard in the background* Zorc stop playing around with the Shadow Realm weather! *grumbles* You conquer the Shadow Realm and the best thing you get is Zorc for a servant and to be Queen of the Shadow Realm. *normal* Anyway, let's move on!
Jaden, Joey, and Tristan: Have a food eating contest. Winner gets to do the next dare.
Yusei, Crow, and Jack: Teach the winner of the previous dare to Turbo Duel.
Duke and Chazz: Go into either the fangirl room or haters room. One to each room please.
Bakura: Duel against Hikari. If you lose, you go to the fangirl room. If you win, into the acid room you go! If it's a tie, then Hikari can kill you using any weapon of her choice
Yumi: Wow. That must be a bitch having Zorc as a servant.
Zorc: I'M RIGHT HERE! *shot*
Yumi: *holding a Butterfly Revolver* Shut up. Anyway, EAT OFF!
A buffet appears infront of Joey, Tristan and Jaden.
Hikari: GO!
30 minutes later...
Yumi: O_O HOW THE HELL DID TRISTAN WIN?
Joey & Jaden: *passed out*
Tristan: HA! I'm a bottomless pit! :D
Yusei: Might as well. Come, guys.
Yusei, Crow, Jack & Tristan leave.
Duke: DIBS ON HATERZ PIT! *jumps into Haterz Pit*
Chazz: DAMMIT! *sighs, writes a will, and enters the Fangirls Pit*
Chazz Fangirls: OMFG IT'S HIM!
Chazz's screams are heard, making everyone wince. Duke's screams are heard not long after.
Bastian: I hate to be him...
Zane: Ditto...
Serenity: Why did Duke choose the Haterz Pit?
Yumi: Simple. It's quick and painless, like the Acid Pit, whereas the Fangirl Pit is slow and painful. Technically, Duke got the better room.
DM Cast: Ah.
Hikari: Well, guess ours are up, Aibou.
Yami: *from SPR Door* You use that nickname too?
Hikari: Duh.
Yami: Ah.
Yugi: Yami! We're not done with our duel!
Yami: Excuse me!
Door slams behind him.
Yumi: Weiiiired.
Bakura: What's the point? I'm going to die either wa-
Hikari: DIE MOFO!
(CENSORED)
Hikari: *covered in blood* Next, please!
MORE TORTURE! :3
Akiza: Look at Mai.
Mai: Look at Akiza.
Akiza & Mai: FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
Alexis: Kick both their asses, and prove you are better than them!
Tea: Look up. Whatever you see will kill you.
Kaiba: Look up, and start fanboying on the number of what's perched on the ceiling.
Akiza: *sees Mai*
Mai: *sees Akiza, gasps* HEY! Your breasts are bigger than mine!
Akiza: Yeah, so?
Mai: SLUT!
Akiza: Oh, you're on, bitch!
Mai grabs a machete, while Akiza grabs a Parylzer. They then start the most epicdest catfight in catfight history! About 30 minutes into the fight, bith women are at their limits. And before they could deliver the final blows, Alexis throws a grenade at them, blowing both of them up. She then laughs hysterically.
Tea: Why do you want me to- O_O;
10 dragons were perched on the ceiling. They were as followed: Blue Eyes White Dragon, Red Eyes Black Dragon, Cyber End Dragon, Rainbow Dragon, Stardust Dragon, Red Dragon Archfiend, Malefic Paradox Dragon, Malefic Truth Dragon, Diamond Eyes Cosmos Dragon, and Dynasty Angel Dragoness. Before Tea could scream, Blue Eyes swoops down and devours her. Kaiba lets out a fanboy shriek before fainting at the number of Dragons in the room. Yusei, Crow, Jack and Tristan return. Tristan immediaetly runs into the Punishment Room.
Hikari: What happened?
Jack: HE SUCKS AT IT!
Crow: NEVER AGAIN!
Yusei: *looks up* Huh. An awful lot of dragons up there...
Stardust swoops down, picks up Yusei, and puts him on its shoulder. Yusei grins.
Yusei: HA! My dragon's cooler, Jack!
Jack: Fuck you, Yusei!
Archfiend comes down, gets Jack, and places him on it's shoulder as well. Jack blows a raspberry at Yusei, making the signer flip him off.
Yumi: HEY! No fighting unles you're dared too!
Hikari: Well... This chapter was rather short.
Yumi: It was longer than the last one.
Hikari: You got a point there.
Yumi: Well, we're done for the day!
Everyone: *lets out relieved sigh*
Yumi: But I guarentee that won't last long!
Yumi & Hikari: JA NE!
I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Review please!