Title—Spam
Author—Tysonkaiexperiment
Fandom—The World Ends With You
Challenge— The World Ends With You One Week Writing Challenge issued by thebluemarker on blu_apple.
Couplings/Characters—Neku, Josh, Shiki, Beat and Rhyme with a hint of Josh/Neku and Neku/Shiki.
Warnings/Rating—T for some potty mouths.
Summary—Neku has to deal with a lot when texting his friends.
Note—This was inspired by a theme suggested by my wifey, Chronos Mephistopheles.
Spam
This entire fic is written in text message format, there are a few emotes missing altered because FFN doesn't allow all emotes. If you want to see those head to my livejournal.
MALL
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Subject: Mall
Hey, we going to the mall later?
To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Mall
Yeah, I want to get a new charger for my mp3.
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Mall
Yay! :D
HEY
To: Neku
From: Josh
Subject: Hey
Can I go with you guys? :3
To: Josh
From: Neku
Re: Hey
NO.
To: Neku
From: Josh
Re: Hey
):
DON'T
To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Don't
Don't let Josh come with us.
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Don't
He's coming.
To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Don't
WHAT?
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Don't
I stole Shiki's phone! XD ~Joshua
To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Don't
Would you stop it! I'm trying to have friends!
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Don't
But I want to be friends… *tears* ~Joshua
To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Don't
… Give her back her phone.
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Don't
Never! ~Joshua
To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Don't
(ノ °益°)ノ ︵ (\ .o.)\
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Don't
t(-_-t) ~Joshua
OMG
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: OMG
Neku! I just saw my phone! I'm soooooo sorry! He must've gotten it while I was trying things on for Eri!
To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: OMG
It's fine, Shiki, I figured it wasn't you. Oh, and no need to text, I'm in the dressing room next to you apparently.
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: OMG
Whoa, nice timing! Just as Eri and I got done! I bet you saw that cute shirt in the window? I told Eri you'd like it, she didn't believe me. I KNEW IT! Didn't I? DIDN'T I?
To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: OMG
…. Yes.
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: OMG
\ ^_^ /
YO MAN
To: Neku
From: Beat
Subject: YO MAN
Rhyme be chillin' with Shiki, down for some curry ramen?
To: Beat
From: Neku
Re: YO MAN
Are you going to remind Makoto again and again how much I bought from him so he remembers how creepy he thinks I am?
To: Neku
From: Beat
Re: YO MAN
Don't he think yer flirtin' with him or some shit?
To: Beat
From: Neku
Re: YO MAN
Yes. Yes he does. Which is why I don't like going to his store when Ken's away from Ramen Don. I only wanted to buy some exclusive things from Shadow Ramen, Mick freaks out too much. I can't help being a collector.
To: Neku
From: Beat
Re: YO MAN
Why not just let Josh ravish you again? I'm sure Mick wouldn't mind seeing no man on man action.
To: Beat
From: Neku
Re: YO MAN
EMWAG;JGAG[WA'GAM.
THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
NO CURRY RAMEN.
To: Neku
From: Beat
Re: YO MAN
Awwww, dude, don't leave me hanging like this!
NOW
To: Rhyme
From: Neku
Subject: NOW
GET HIM AWAY. GET BEAT AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE. I NEED A BEAT-FREE WEEK.
To: Neku
From: Rhyme
Re: NOW
Awwww, he walk in on you and Josh again? Or Shiki? He never told me who.
To: Rhyme
From: Neku
Re: NOW
…... Just both of you stay away from me. I need my sanity.
HIYA!
To: Neku
From: Eri
Subject: Hiya!
Nekuuuuuuuuuu-channnnnnnnn, I need you to help me model again!
To: Eri
From: Neku
Re: Hiya!
No. Not doing it. You promised the other time was the last one.
To: Neku
From: Eri
Re: Hiya!
But Josh and Shiki want new pictures! D':
To: Eri
From: Neku
Re: Hiya!
…... I hate you.
To: Neku
From: Eri
Re: Hiya!
:3
WEEK
To: Josh, Shiki, Beat, Rhyme, Eri
From: Neku
Subject: WEEK
STAY AWAY FROM ME. I NEED A WEEK WITHOUT YOU PEOPLE. FUCKING HELL.
To: Neku
From: Josh
Re: WEEK
:3 I'll never be far from you Nekky.
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: WEEK
? But we were going to see 777 tomorrow!
To: Neku
From: Beat
Re: WEEK
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To: Neku
From: Rhyme
Re: WEEK
Heh.
To: Neku
From: Eri
Re: WEEK
:3 I regret nothing.
To: Josh, Shiki, Beat, Rhyme, Eri
From: Neku
Subject: WEEK
AUGHHHHHHHHHHH!