Authors Note: Why hello! Here's the next chappie :)
HOW I LEARNED
Don't put twinkies on pizza= I put a twinkie on some pizza and then it tasted bad
Don't eat yellow snow= Just so happens its urine.... Yuck. I may've accidentally done that
Don't text hobos= My crazy retarded friend Tough Tofu was texting a hobo and then her facebook account got hacked
Don't bet your bottom= I was watching my brother toss a football and I said that he wasn't very good at catching so I bet him my butt (yeah.. I didn't have any dough at the time O_o) and... he won the bet... now my brother is the owner of meh tucas.
Dry wall isn't very strong= Me and my friend neighbor, Rachel, were in her attic looking for something. Then I had the brilliant idea of laying down on the dry wall... Turns out its not too sturdy. She jumped off in time but I fell through the attic and into the house and landed on my back. Miraculously, I felt no pain at all and nothing was broken.
Towels don't taste like ice cream= When I was at camp somebody told me that towels tasted like ice cream so I sucked on a towel all day... Yeah.. They don't taste like ice cream. I just ended up with my teeth colored from the dye.
Christopher Columbus isn't a pilgrim= A couple months ago I thought he was a pilgrim. So in Social Studies we were talking about Chris and then they said he was an explorer. I was like "What?!?! I thought he was a pilgrim!" Now they all still make fun of me for it.
When someone is practicing their golf swing and say not to go behind them DON'T go behind them= My brother was practicing his golf swing and said not to go behind him. I went behind him and ended up with a broken nose.
Don't text while rollerblading= My crazy retarded friend Tough Tofu was texting me while I was rollerblading and I ran into a car, almost ran into a tree, and broke a mailbox.
Well, I'm going to explain my situations with the other stories in another chapter. :)
Love y'all!
XOXO Spottys Goil