welcum 2 chapter 2 uf REBAS TEXAS FANTASY i hop u enjoy ur stay….. PS: If u put requemptst 2 me i wil fink abut puttin dem in ma storises or puttin u in dem (but i hav permishun 2 kill u) FANKS FO WATCHIN!
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"ur saf her… wit me" sed a voise, DA CAMRA ZOOMZ OWT N U SEE DAT MA KIDS R ALL IN A VAN BEIN CHILWENAPPED!
DUN DUN DUN
"wer r u takin us?" sad kyra wit a tuch uf "plz dun forse fed me" in hur weak esofagus. shi gulpd (too much fat betta fro up) da mysterus figga lookd at hur liek da fukin pece uf shit she iz.
"we gunna torchur u" sad REVEREND TORI SPELLING as dey pulld in2 a parkin lot. der wuz a warehaus wit a diner attachd "lemme get fud furst im sturvin" (OMFG TORI U FAT FUK!)
afta tori ate (2 HURS OMG!) dey ushad the childrun in2 da warhaus n separ9ted dem. kyra, chayena and da one wif da dik wer alon in da durk
a voise cam on da speakurs "ti feel wut i felt" sad tori as da lites cam on
"FUUUUUUUKKK" SED MA KIDS!
MENWHIL:
"omg hu can halp me find ma fukin leechis uf chilweres i men i h8 dem but i ned dem 4 ma show" i sed to babra jen, hu wuz lettin henry (hur babby) suk hur brest.
"i dunno reebs. O WAIT I DU! PRENTISS!"
"HU DA FUK-WAT DA FUK-HU IS DAT!" sad me in ma kaffy lee griffen atttirpubes.
"CRIMNAL MINES 8:30/9CENTRAL!" SCRMD BABRA "CAN I FUK SHAMAR MOORE?"
"no"
SUDDENLY IN TEH CRIMNAL MINES PLAECE:
"hay guise its me sad prentis" said prentice wid a ter doun hur chek "im sad"
"y?" sad JJ wit a tuch uf care "did u brak up wit ur bf? i fot u wer a dyke?"
"no JJ im jus sad cuz i luv dik su much but i cunt ged it wen i wurk 25/7" she drunk a lil coffey
"mm i fel u" sad JJ as shi rub hur preg belly (it has a babby insid) "cudn tel u wen i got fukt las"
"jj pls!" dey laff wit eatchuva
al uf a suddin hotchnur wockd in wit shamar moor (FUK IM WET) "we hav a sitch" sed hotch wit a tuch uf no emoshun "3 wite kids abduktit frum texis"
der wuz a momiint of "omg agen?" frum the crimnal gang but dey wer liek "wuteva it payz da bills" n dicksussed da case
"wut happon?" axed JJ wit a hint uf end me now
"fatha found ded in da kitch, the keds missin, n da mom wuz fount aliv but nakid in da livin rume covad in placenter frum anutha babby" sed hotch he show a pic uf me n da kids (MMM IM HAT!)
"rap?" axed prentis
"no hu wud tuch dat pusey?" sed shamur (OMFG HOW CUD U!)
dey all laff (om sayin dis abow me?)
"PRENTIS" axed shamur
"yas?"
"axe garsia 2 reserch da cel phon wit da fekal matta"
"on it"
BAK IN TORCHUROUS TORI LAND:
der wuz a bref frum behind chayaen. she luuked arudn. she wuz at da top uf a starcas. "IM NUT PREG WIT A BABBY I SWAR!" she sed 2 no 1…. all uf a suddn RAY CAM OWT N PRYSHD HUR DOWN DA STARS! "UNNNNNNNNNNNN" Swd shedaunt (fuk i men cheyane) as she lay in a hep on da grwnd. KATARZYNA SAW DA HOLE FING! "omg cheyane r u ok?" shi sed wit urgensy
"cal da polise"
"mm no gotta model" shi wocked awai
WTF
MENWHIL IN GARSIA LAND:
"i fund a lil sumtin da interesin 2 me" sed garsia "da phon has 4 voises on da line n i fink i recognise dem lissen" shi play da tap
"…febe….pipa….pru…page…..CHURMD 1CE!" sed dey
"OMG DIAN KRUGUR WE HAV DA SITCH FIGGAD OWT!" sed prentice n gratuity GRASHUSLY "ITS DA CHURCMED ONCES"
da team uf dicktektivs (YISS DIKTEKTIV? :$ ) was like :O n i was like :O n da charmed onces wer like :O an u wer liek :O
i dunno wut else shud happon rite now so im gunna stap it her…
(NEX TIM ON REBAS TEXIS FANTASY:
"Y R U DUIN DIS 2 MA KIDS!" I SCREM AT TORI
"Y IS TORI DOIN DIS 2 DA KIDS!" SCREMS JJ
"Y DO U NEVA C MA BABBY HENRY ON DA SHO REBA!" SCREMS BABRA JEN
"Y DO I LUK LIEK MA FASE WUZ RUN OVA BI A TRUK!" CRIET TORI REVEREND SPELLING BOOK
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