"IT COUNTED!'

"NO IT DIDN'T!"

"PLEASE, AHOMINE, LIKE YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING WITH THOSE SQUINTY EYES!"

"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE WEIRD ASS EYEBROWS!"

"AT LEAST I'M NOT A GANGURO!"

-Somewhere in the park-

"Shin-channnnn I'm tired!'

"Keep pedaling Takao, you imbecile."

"But, Shin-chan why do I have to go so fast?"

"Quit complaining! It's because I have bad luck today!"

"But... we're going up a hill!'

"I don't see why thats a problem, now shut your trap and keep cycling!"

They cycled quietly. Takao too tired to whine and Midorima drinking tea in the cart.

"Hey... Shin-chan? Do you hear something?"

"Hmmmm"

They listened closely...

"YOU LOOK LIKE AN INDIAN!"

"AT LEAST INDIANS DON'T HAVE SPLIT EYEBROWS!"

Midorima's face darkened, as if he has seen a ghost.

"Oh dear god, Takao, turn around."

"But why?"

"Just turn!"

"Eh? Isn't that the ace from Tuou and Seirin? Lets go say hi!"

"NO. TAKAO YOU RETARD. GET US OUT OF HERE."

"Wowwww. Shin-chan just said some rude words."

"DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES. NOW TURN AROUND."

"Ah. Look, they saw us. Don't be rude, lets say hiiii."

"TAKAO! I HATE YOU. LET THE POWER OF THE STARS FALL UPON YOU."

"..."

"..."

"Nothings happening, Shin-chan."

-Back at the courts-

"LOOK! ITS SPECTACLE FREAK AND HAWK MAN! LETS ASK THEM."

"SURE BAKAGAMI."

"WHY ARE WE STILL SHOUTING?!"

"I DONT KNOW AND I DONT CARE!"

They approached Midorima strangling a laughing Takao.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS, YOU-"

"Oi. we need your help."

Midorima looked at Aomine and felt his face drain of color.

"GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU ARE ALL BAD LUCK!"

"Geez. Don't need to be pushy. We just want you to see if this point counted or not."

Takao pulled out of Midorima's grasp.

"I'll help you since Shin-chan here is such a tsundere!"

"TAKAO. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO GET BACK HERE AND PEDAL OR ELSE... 5"

Kagami and Aomine started fighting whether or not Kise's hair was really natural.

"4"

"ITS OBVIOUS HE DYED IT. HES A MODEL FOR GODS SAKE!"

"3"

"I KNEW HIM SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL, HIS HAIR IS NATURAL!"

"2"

"Guys. I'm gonna run now before Midorima *snicker* uses the power of the stars on me again."

"1"

MIdorima lunged at all 3 of them.

"GYAHHHH! BAKAGAMI, DON'T TOUCH THERE!"

"ITS NOT LIKE I WANT TO! EWWWWW!"

"TAKAO COME HERE, YOU LITTLE WORM!"

"HELP MEEEE!"

"GET OFF OF ME YOU GUYS!"

"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM TRYING TO DO, BAKAGAMI?! ITS NOT LIKE I WANT TO LAY ON YOU!"

"TAKAO!"

"SHIN-CHAN IS GOING TO THROW HIS CERAMIC OCTOPUS AT ME! HELP!"

"OI! AHOMINE YOU FU-"

"AHAHAHAAAAA WHO THREW THE OCTOPUS AT HIS HEAD?! DAMN, THAT WAS SOME NASTY SHI- GAHHHHHHH MIDORIMA GET OFF ME!"

"TAKAO. I AM HOLDING THIS GANGURO AS A HOSTAGE. IF YOU DO NOT COME TO ME, I WILL KILL HIM."

"OI. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU TSUNDERE?!"

"FINEEEEEE. I'LL COME WITH YOU! BUT LEAVE THE GANGURO ALONE!"

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS CALL ME?! AOMINE KICK!"

"UHHHH... GUYS? WHATS HAPPENI-"

"AH SHIT. SORRY BAKAGAMI! I WAS AIMING FOR MIDO- OI. ARE YOU OKAY?"

"TAKAOOOOOOO GET OVER HERE!"

"GUYS! I KILLED BAKAGAMI! WHAT DO I DO?! I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE POLICE!"

"IM GONNA DIEEEEE!"

The teo of them were all writhing on the ground, tangled with each other while poor Kagami lay on the floor as Aomine cried about not wanting to go to prison. Unknown to them, Kise was hiding behind a tree and taking a video of them.

"Hehehehe. Wait till I show Kurokochi!"