Chapter Two
"Look dude, I know you're not gay and sh-"
"It's ok"
"Really?" I said unsurely.
"Yeah! It's your love life! I'm really fine..." he said looking away from me.
Oh fuck. He thinks I like someone else! Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiitttt!
John's pov
I'm a wimp. A baby. I couldn't admit it. Maybe, if I said it he would change his mind.
No. Probably not. I mean what is special about me? Sure I have some nice eyes, but not really. Now, talking about eyes.
"-ohn, John! You there?" He said waving his hand in front of me face. I must of spaced out.
"What?"
"Its my turn to guess who your crush is!"
"No. We only did that to find out who your crush was. Not mine. And I didn't even get to figure it out!" I said stubbornly.
"You wanted to start the game man, not me. So you have to play too."
"Fine"
Dave's POV
My heart is racing. What do I ask? Wait a mothersmuppet second. I'm Dave Strider! Not a little blushing schoolgirl that is about to tell her crush that she likes him!
"Hair color" I said. I know I'm partially doing this so I can find out who holds my best friends heart. But, who gives a fuck? Not me.
"Blond" he says, looking away.
Shit. Don't tell me he has a crush on my cousin.
Let me explain, my cousins name is Rose Lalonde. And her moms name is Roxy Lalonde.
And they oddly look like me and my brother. But, what can I say, our genes are very similar.
Besides our eyes of course. My brothers, Dirk, eyes are orange. Mine,red. Roses are lilac and her moms eyes are pinkish purple. But, we are less... Open with our eye colors.
Anyways, next question.
"Eye color?"
"Ehhhhhhhh, I can't tell you."
"Why not!"
"Because, I literally don't know..."
"Well that's a fucking lie. You have to have seen the god damn kids eyes." I said calmly
"I literally have never seen them"
"Whatever. OK so girl or boy?"
"Uuuuhhhhmmmmm.. Boy.."
"I knew that I'm not gay shit was bull!" I said rather enthusiastically.
"Whatever. Next question"
"How close are they to you?"
Without hesitation he said, "Best bros!"
OK so so far this is what I have:
A blond, that is Johns best bro. And he hasn't seen his eyes. Well, slather me in smuppets and dip me in irony. I think he likes me!