Another story of the best chapter, the Space Wolves, and the Ultrasmurfs.

Blood, Wolves and Ultrasmurfs 2

"Okay, here is the battle plan then," Marneus Calgar said, trying to sound as majestic as possible.

"Didn't he die in the warp last time?" Logan Grimnar asked Dante in a hushed whisper.

"Yes, but unfortunately, that wasn't cannon, and all the Ultrasmurf noob players got upset, so he's actually still alive," Dante replied.

"IF you would all be quiet..." Marneus said, sounding remarkably much like Dante's old teacher. Very old teacher actually, as said teacher was a librarian dreadnought from the times of Horus Heresy. "The plan is simple, the Space Wolves and Blood Angels will provide a distraction, while the Ultramarines majestically attack the main stronghold, while the enemy is confused."

Dante sighed, "Or alternatively, my Sanguinary Guard and Logan's Wolf Guard could drop into the middle of the enemy fortresse, backed up by my land raiders, and we blow them to bits."

"B...But what would my noble Ultramarines do?" Calgar asked, incredulous.

"Hm... we~ll... They could... Grimnar, got any ideas?"

"Nope, not much we can trust them to do," Grimnar replied, "except... Mop-up duty?"

"WHAT? That is not a job for a noble and great Ultramarine!"

Dante smirked, "Okay, we'll go with your plan, but I'll have the Land Raiders ready to drop, along with my Sanguinary guard, okay?"

"Fine," Calgar said, before going off to get ready.

"Are you sure about this?" Grimnar asked Dante.

"Sure, I mean, with our guys ready, even if he cocks it up, by blowing the front doors off, we've got the biggest distraction we need," Dante grinned behind his death mask.

"Men, come on, victory is at hand!" Calgar shouted to his remaining men: ten Honour Guard. They were currently facing down about 100 Black Legionaries, and they dashed through the wave of bullets. Well, Calgar waddled through, as his Armour of Antioch was rather heavy.

Within a minute, six of his guards had been incapacitated, and the other four, including the chapter champion, had fled... so much for 'They shall know no fear.' Calgar stared at the 100 chaos space marines, and for the first time, a little doubt struck him about the abilities of his men.

'SMASH!' A bright red Land Raider, followed by a second fell out of the sky and hit a squad each of the chaos marines. Then out of them poured Wolf Guard teminators, as six stormraven gunships flew in, and from each came a squad of Sanguinary guard and from the grandest, Dante, and those Sanguinary Guard who personally protected him.

Calgar was, to say the least, slightly pissed off by this. But was more surprised when Dante shouted, "Where's Grimnar's Land Raider?"

Dante's question was soon answered, as Calgar heard a noise from above, and looked up, as a Land Raider Crusader came down towards him.

"We landed on something. A teminator... oh F***," the Blood Angel who was driving the crusader said.

"What?" Grimnar asked.

"We just squashed Marneus Calgar."

Logan went up to him, and patted him on the back, "I'll ask Dante to deal with this."

The driver shook slightly, as you would, Dante was scary when angry.

"Don't worry, I'm sure he'll just give you a promotion," Logan laughed before running out to join the fray.

A/N: Hm... Randomness.

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