"Akane? Are you ok, Akane?" I heard some boy say. I blinked my eyes open and I saw a black haired boy in front of my face and it wasn't just any boy either. This boy was Ranma Saotome. I stared at him and touched his face to see if it was really real. I had to have fallen asleep while doing my homework or something.
"Did you hit your head too hard 'cuz you're acting funny Akane." Ranma said as he picked me up. He was calling me Akane at which I could only guess was what I looked like to him. Suddenly a hand went in front of my face.
"Akane? Do I need to take you to Dr. Tofu?" Ranma asked seriously. I decided to play along and act like Akane.
"I'm fine Ranma. Get out of my face already!" I barked at him. Honestly I hated Ranma because he can be a total ass most of the time.
"You were the one that hurt yourself so don't snap at me for your issues. I was only trying to help." Ranma said as he started walking ahead of me.
Judging from the area around me and the fact the sun was starting to go down could only mean that we must be walking home from school after Ryoga made his appearance at school today. We walked most of the way in silence except for when Ranma started whistling. I saw him glance back to see if it was irritating me but I wouldn't give him the satisfaction of letting him win so I kept a plain face and ignored him.
Once we were at the Tendo dojo I went to change out of Akane's school uniform and into regular clothes. I then went down to help Kasumi cook because unlike Akane I didn't suck shit at cooking. Unfortunately it didn't take long for Ranma to spot me helping her cook.
"Why are you cooking? The dinner will be ruined and I'm hungry tonight." Ranma whined.
"Haha Ranma. You're going to eat my food and like it!" I barked back at him. Ranma made a face of disgust and slinked away from the door. It didn't take long before I heard him telling his panda father that I was cooking dinner tonight with Kasumi. I helped make meat buns and made the sweet and sour sauce. I purposely made Ranma's sweet and sour sauce extremely hot and drizzled it all over his white rice. I was laughing my ass off on the inside. I helped set out all the food with Kasumi and watched as Ranma and his father came running in but then they stared at the food like it was going to be the death of them.
"Ummm Kasumi? Which was the part you cooked?" Ranma asked cautiously.
"I cooked the white rice, beef and noodles." Kasumi said as she sat down.
"Ok." Ranma said as he eyed the plate. He started to eat everything Kasumi made but when he ate the white rice was when all the fun began.
"HOT! HOT! HOT!" Ranma started screaming before he started gulping down his tea.
"That's what you get for making fun of my cooking Ranma." I told him as I laughed my ass off at his pain. His face was turning red then he ran for the kitchen and stuck his head under the sink.
"Maybe you should think twice before you make fun of me Ranma!" I shouted at him as he practically glued his mouth to the sink faucet.
"Guess the boy got what was coming to him." Akane's dad said as he continued eating. The panda agreed with him.
"How is the meat buns Mr. Saotome?" I asked the panda father.
"Very good." Mr. Saotome held up a sign.
"Thank you." I said being polite to Ranma's dad. He wasn't too bad but his teaching was a bit stupid some times. Ranma finally came back in the room but he was a red headed girl and he was glaring at me. I glared right back at him.
"Your fault stupid. It's always your fault. Just like the reason Ryoga is after you is your fault." I said.
"I don't know what his problem is but it ain't my fault!" Ranma barked back. I just rolled my eyes.
"Sure it isn't." I said as I finished my dinner. I put my dishes in the sink for Kasumi to wash then changed into Akane's fighting gear and practiced a little martial arts out in the cool air. I saw Ranma sit there and watch.
"Have you been practicing or something because you look better than you did before?" Ranma said as Kasumi brought a letter over to him.
"Ranma here's a letter for you. It's from someone named Hibiki." Kasumi said as she handed him the letter.
"From Ryoga?" Ranma asked stupidly. He opened the letter and it had the word challenge written on the front.
"Obviously Ranma you did something terrible to Ryoga in the past or he wouldn't be bothering you now would he?" I taunted Ranma.
"Hmmmm? Beats me." Ranma said as he read the challenge letter. Kasumi then came and poured some hot water on Ranma while I continued to spare with the air. Both the dads were playing taisho again but it honestly looks like the worlds boringest game.
