NARUTO IS OWNED BY MASASHI KISHIMOTO! I JUST ENJOY MESSING AROUND WITH THEM!
THIS COULD BE AN ITA/SAKU OR A SAKU/SHISUI OR EVEN AN ITA/SAKU/SHISUI FIC! NOT SURE YET! VOTES ARE APPRECIATED!
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CHAPTER TWO: ANBU TEAM 7...WELL HALF OF IT ANYWAY
CHARACTERS: UCHIHA SHISUI, UCHIHA ITACHI
RATED FOR VIOLENCE AND POSSIBLE FUTURE LEMONS! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! R&R
"Itachi-chan you will never believe what I just learned oh mighty Captain-sama from Tsunade-sama herself!" A dark haired man fairly sang as he sailed into the living room of the Clan Main House. If he were a lesser man, Itachi would roll his eyes at his cousin's stupidity. But he wasn't. He was Uchiha Itachi, Anbu captain and Clan heir. Hence he couldn't indulge and roll his eyes like he so desperately wanted to. "What did you learn Shisui?" Itachi deadpanned. Shisui smiled very widely and it sort of disturbed Itachi a little. "We've got our new medic!" He chirped gleefully. Itachi's eyebrow rose in curiosity. "Oh?" He questioned, paying absolute attention to his insane cousin. Shisui nodded rapidly, resembling a bobble-head. "Yup we sure did Itachi-chan! She's the prized princess of Sasuke-chan's team!" He cried gleefully. Itachi hadn't seen her work so he didn't know how much she had improved therefore his disappointment was very much visible. Shisui shook his head. "You wouldn't look like that if you actually stayed around when she came to visit with Sasuke-chan." He said half-scolding his younger cousin. Itachi ignored him once more as he finished his paperwork. "I have no interest in what Sasuke does now that he's able to take care of himself." He reminded the older Uchiha. Shisui looked scandalized. "For shame Itachi-chan I am so disappointed in you cousin! For fucking shame that you should even admit to feeling that way! Have you finally given up on tormenting Sasuke-chan until he turns rabid?" He cried. "Of course not Shisui and quit screaming before you gain the ire of Mother." Itachi sneered. Shisui calmed down slightly at the knowledge that Itachi was still willing to torment Sasuke with him. "Ok Itachi. Geez don't bite my head off." He said with his hands up. Itachi suddenly looked up at Shisui with an evil glint in his eyes. "Shisui what say we invite Sakura-san to dinner? I know she's dined her with us multiple times over the years but never as our guest only ever as Sasuke's guest and never without that annoying blond chatterbox to boot. What say you cousin?" He asked smoothly. Shisui laughed evilly as he caught on to Itachi's newest torture method. "I think that's a splendid idea Itachi. You are truly devious at times. I don't know where it comes from. Your mom's so nice and your dad's so boring." He replied cheerfully. Shisui left to track down their new medic and invite her to dinner. Itachi shook his head. He had no clue how evil his mother could truly be at times. No clue at all. If he did, maybe he'd be a little slower to tease him in front of her so much. No matter to Itachi though because Shisui would learn eventually. They all learned eventually. And his father wasn't as boring as Shisui thought either. "Father actually eggs her on." Itachi sighed tiredly.
Sakura had to force herself not to fidget when her new teammate picked her up for dinner at Sasuke's house. "Sorry it's so short notice Sakura-san but Itachi simply didn't want to appear rude by not meeting you personally outside of missions." Shisui said as he walked next to her toward the Uchiha District. Sakura faked a smile. "Oh it's fine. I've been to the Uchiha home many times as a guest of Sasuke and Sai respectively." She replied. Shisui mentally chuckled at the false cheer in her smile. 'I think Itachi might actually have to take notice of this one.' He thought smugly. "Well here we are. I didn't know you lived so close to our district." Shisui said in true shock. Sakura grinned wickedly. "Ah yeah well Sasuke and Sai don't always seem to comprehend the words hurry the hell up so by unanimous vote it was decided that I would handle retrieving them for missions. With my sweet bedside manner and all, I was obviously the best candidate for the job. And how could I deprive my sweet boys of their most beloved wake-up calls?" She replied cheerfully. "Wake-up calls?" Shisui was curious now. Sakura's wicked smile widened into an evil grin. "I have become very adept at water jutsu since studying with the new Mizukage-sama for a few weeks a year when I accompany Tsunade-shishou to the Kage Summit held yearly." She replied. Shisui laughed heartily. "So that's why we are randomly awakened by screams and cursing? You're showing them a little Uchiha love." He said. Sakura nodded. "Yes well Itachi and I also know the merits of showing Uchiha love to the twins, Sasuke more so than Sai because Sasuke-chan just doesn't seem to get it sometimes. You know what I mean?" Shisui sighed in mock sorrow. Sakura's grin widened. "I understand completely Shisui-san." She replied soothingly. Shisui slung an arm around the pink haired medic. "You know Sakura-san this might be the start of a beautiful friendship." He said joyfully. Sakura smirked and slung her arm around his waist. "You know Shisui-san you might be right." She replied. They walked through the door of the Uchiha Main House just like that.
"Sasuke is something wrong?" Kakashi asked as the pale Uchiha suddenly groaned deep in his chest. "We shouldn't have left Sakura alone in Konoha." He replied weakly. Sai gasped. "They wouldn't? They couldn't? They are so dead when we get home!" He cried angrily. "What?" Naruto was confused. "I just realized which two Uchiha inhabit Anbu Team 7." Sasuke groaned. "Well which two are they?" Naruto demanded. "Aniki and Shisui are the two Uchiha on that team." Sai moaned. Kakashi blinked and Naruto gasped as well. "The Terrible Twosome is on Anbu Team 7 as in the Anbu Team 7 Sakura is being transferred to?" The blond asked slowly, horror present in his voice. "That's correct Naruto." Sai confirmed. "Oh we're so dead. Tsunade-sama won't even strip us of our ninja rights. She's going to execute us!" Naruto wailed. "Calm down dobe! We still have a chance! Itachi and Shisui don't really know just how evil and how twisted and how demented Sakura really is! They think she's that stupid fan girl from my youth!" Sasuke snapped. "But Shisui does know Sakura's not that stupid little girl anymore! They've been paired together for escort missions!" Sai practically shrieked. Sasuke paled more. "Oh that is so not good for us. How the hell could we have missed that?! Surely Sakura would have told us?" He protested. "Shisui mentioned it when he got home from his missions! Told us that Sakura was fun to work with you pudding headed moron!" Sai railed at his twin brother. "We're doomed guys. There's nothing to save us now." Sasuke pronounced weakly. "Abandon all hope all ye who enter the Uchiha Compound." Sai agreed morbidly. Naruto chuckled a little. "What the hell are you laughing at?" Sasuke snarled. "If Sakura-chan thinks that she's being maneuvered into something she doesn't want or into feeling a certain way about a certain situation and knows it's true, she won't just roll over and take it." He reminded them. Sai perked up at the blond's words and even Sasuke looked at him hopefully. "What do you mean?" He asked. "All we have to do is imply to Sakura-chan that Shisui and Itachi are using her as some twisted pawn in their schemes to torment the two of you and instantly she'll turn on them and deliver a lesson in pain they won't soon forget." Naruto explained. "That's brilliant Naruto!" Sasuke latched onto the blond's words with both proverbial hands. Sai whipped out a scroll and some normal ink to write Sakura a letter. "Itachi and Shisui are going down." He cackled.
Sakura looked up as an ink bird flew through the open veranda door and landed next to her on the table. "That was fast. Those guys are barely out of Fire Country and they're already writing." She mused as she took the scroll and the bird flew away to return to Sai. Sakura unfurled the letter and read it as she ate her dinner. "I see what's going on now." She said as she finished the letter. "Is something the matter Sakura-san?" Shisui asked curiously. "I have received word from your family members on my team that you two are planning to use me as a pawn in a plot to torment said teammates of mine. I have to wonder if that's the case because if so, I will kindly have to teach you that I am no one's pawn." Sakura replied cheerfully. Shisui looked mystified. "That's ridiculous Sakura-san! We just invited you to dinner to get to know you a little more. Itachi has never really met you when you weren't a fan girl." He replied in confusion. Sakura nodded firmly. "That's what I thought. You two aren't idiots from what I can tell so I knew you wouldn't foolishly try to make me do something I didn't agree to of my own free will." She said calmly. "Unlike my dear Itachi-chan here, I have worked with you before so therefore I know how you react to coercion." Shisui said as he shuddered in fear at the memory. Sakura smiled sweetly. "Good to know." She replied cheerfully. Sakura folded the letter and placed it in her apron pocket. "I'll reply to them after dinner." She promised.
Sakura eyed the sky balefully as she left the Uchiha compound on her way home. 'Damn. Looks like rain.' She thought glumly. "You didn't bring an umbrella did you?" A quiet voice asked. Sakura turned and stifled a smile. "I didn't." She agreed. "You can borrow this one. And return it when you have a chance." Itachi said. "Thank you." Sakura bowed slightly as she accepted the gifted item. Itachi didn't say anything, he just watched her for a moment. "My brothers are quite foolish to think they can easily sway you into doing their dirty work." He finally pronounced. Sakura laughed lightly. "They know they can't beat you on their own so they think I will simply do it for them." She replied cheerfully. Itachi snorted lightly. "We shall see." He responded lightly. Itachi turned to leave as did Sakura. "I look forward to seeing what it is that has Shisui so enchanted with you." He said in parting. Sakura chuckled as she continued on her way home. "I look forward to seeing just what it is about you that make people follow you so blindly." She replied to the empty air.
"Sakura's not on board with our plan. In fact she responded to butt out or she would have to remind us of our manners when we get back." Sai gulped. "Damn. I thought for sure she would fall for it." Naruto groaned. "She's not stupid you morons." Sasuke sneered. Sai nodded morosely. "That's so true. I miss the days when she would have just blindly believed our words." He mourned. Naruto shook his head. "We'll just deal with it when we get back in a few days." He replied. Kakashi sighed. 'I really should look into retirement. I'm getting too old for their bullshit.' He thought.
Sakura awoke suddenly, feeling an unfamiliar chakra in her house. Annoyed at being disturbed from her much needed rest, the pink haired kunoichi got up and headed downstairs, medical chakra glowing slightly around her hands. The intruder was going to be so sorry when she got done with them. With one hand, Sakura brushed the invader's back, legs, and shoulders and with the other she turned on the lights in her kitchen only to meet…..a very stunned Shisui. "What the hell are you doing in my house in the middle of the night?" The pink haired medic snarled as she released him from her paralysis jutsu. "Um….. A little friendly recon from one shinobi to another on this most auspicious and rainy of nights?" He offered weakly. Sakura's emerald eyes narrowed angrily and she held up a blue hand next. Shisui paled. "Um Itachi made me do it?" He squeaked. Sakura growled as she stepped closer. "Oh gods don't kill me!" Shisui begged. Sakura snorted as the chakra died on her hands. "Get up you coward. I'm not going to kill you." She sneered. Shisui got up hesitantly; still not sure she wouldn't hurt him. Sakura turned on her heel, and headed into the kitchen to retrieve the umbrella Itachi loaned her.
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