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They were shoved back into the Ice King's big, stupid, ugly, stupid, dreaded, stupid Palace, still in chains. The Ice King's minions crammed them back into the cell with no sign of the Ice King or Marceline.
"Dude," Finn whispered, "What are we gonna do man? I blew it big time."
"You sure did Finn... you sure did..." Jake looked disapprovingly at him.
Finn blinked, "H-how is that supposed to make me feel better?"
"It doesn't. I was just replying to your completely true commentary dude."
"But- I... ugh," Finn stammered, "How are we gonna rescue Marceline man?"
"How should I know?"
Finn stared blankly at Jake, then squinted out through the bars of the cell. A few yards ahead;
hung the keys.
In the Ice King's Other Dungeon...
"So punkin," the Ice King cooed at the bonded vampire in a cell, "Where should we have the after-party after our wedding?"
"For the LAST time; I'm not going to marry you!" Marceline hissed.
"Don't deny it Mar-Mar, you know you want this hot bod!" he gestured his hands from his neck and traveled down in an awkward display.
"Hot bod? Are you flippin' kidding me?" she raised an eyebrow.
"What? You know you want it." he began to demostrate again when he heard a loud screech coming from the floor below them. "I'll be back soon wifey!"
"Shut your stupid face."
Downstairs...
"What's going on down he- eere!" he stopped in his tracks, slowly backing away.
"Hello, hello, hello!" a sinister snicker greeted the King.
"Who the glob are you?" Ice King asked, fear in his eyes.
"Ha ha ha," the voice cackled in an unamused sort of way, "There is no need to know who I am."
"But-"
"Uh uh!" the voice stepped out of the darkened corner in which he once stood, revealing a pale-skinned man. "So I here you are going to marry a certain queen by the name of Marceline."
"Yes yes. Isn't this wonderful? I'll finally have a beautiful wife to spend every moment of everyday with!" he hopped around left and right on both of his feet, clapping like a maniac.
"Well, sorry your little fantasy will be short-lived." he inspected his nails.
"What do you mean?" Ice King stopped his giddying and raised his hands in defense.
"I mean, she's MINE!"He hissed, revealing his sharp-as-daggers fangs and a forked tongue.
"Dah-ho!" Ice King collapsed just from the sight.
"Well, that was easier than expected..." the man snickered and neared the King.
The Ice King was like a knight that just rusted his armor, but in this case, what I'm trying to say here is;
his boxers were no longer white...
Back at Marceline's Cell...
"Ugh..." she groaned, "There has to be a way out of this dump made out of ice..." she squinted through the frozen bars, inspecting every last crevis and crack. She even took notice of the drumset that read '#1 Babe', which she found quite disturbing. That's when she heard faint footsteps approaching.
Back at Finn and Jake's Cell...
"Come on boy! Come on! You can do it! Good boy! That's it-"
"Finn! Stop it! You're making me feel like some sort of house pet man!" Jake whined as he stretched his tail; the only thing that wasn't chained; and made a pouting face.
"Oh, sorry man! I didn't mean it!" Finn pleaded.
"Hmph..." Jake looked away from his brother and continued his plan.
"I'm sorry dude." he smiled so warmly that the sun felt like it had some competition!
"... Hmmm... oh alright I forgive you man." the dog smiled back and gave Finn an imaginary hug, which Finn... imaginarily returned.
"Umm... Jake? Did you hear that thump down there before? I was meaning to tell you before, but I... forgot."
"Forgot? It only passed around one minute." Jake chuckled.
"Well, yeah... whatever... but did you hear it? It sounded like... danger." he emphasized his last word and squinted, giving off the effect that he was investigating a crime scene.
"Dude. I didn't hear any thump so stop interrupting me! I'm trying to save our beautiful behinds! You can make up imaginary adventures later man!"
"Sorry dude. But wait- hey! My adventures are not imaginary! I thought we talked about this already!"
"Yeah yeah... whatever..."
Back at Marceline's Cell...
The figure stepped into the room and greeted her, "I'm back sweety!"
She squinted at the dark staircase to see the Ice King's blue robe and sighed, "Would you give it up? I'm not gonna marry you!"
"Oh, I think you'll find it much harder than just rejecting me." he stepped out of the darkness, revealing the Ice King. Although he didn't seem like himself.
"Oh really?" she rolled her eyes, yet taking notice of the sudden change in the Ice King's demeanor.
"Yes. Really..." he snickered and was about to take a step towards the cell, when Finn and Jake burst into the room.
"Ice King!" Finn balled his fists.
"Yeah!" Jake butt in.
The said Ice King spun around calmly, which threw the two off guard and said, "I wouldn't try and save your little friend boys." He shot the cell door open, swiping Marceline out. "Farewell!" he teased in a singsong tone and opened up a portal.
It was the portal to the Night-O-Sphere! Marceline had no idea how the Ice King was able to do this, but she had no time to find out, before he dragged her in with him.
"Marceline!" Finn tried to grab for her, but it was too late. The portal shut its door. "DUDE! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?"
"Finn! Stop shouting! Sensitive ears man!" Jake pointed to his ears.
"Sorry Jake... but how on earth did Ice King open a portal to the Night-O-Sphere without using the whole face and milk thingy?"
"I dunno man... but it's not good. Not good at all..."
"No need to make it dramatic dude..."
"But it makes the situation sound cool!"
"Oh brother..."
Back at Finn and Jake's Treehouse...
The boy paced back and forth, trying to sort this mess out, but it just wouldn't come to him.
"Aside from the whole, being able to open the Night-O-Sphere thing, I thought he would wanna get married in his Palace like with that oher lady!" Finn shot his hands up in the air.
"Okay, first of all, calm down Finn! Second of all, what lady? There were a lot of ladies." he asked as he stuffed some ice-cream in his mouth; lounging on the sofa.
"You know! The lady that was trapped in her own eye!"
"Oh! That lady!"
"Yeah! And he would bring her down in a rope and do the whole ceremony thing!"
"Yeah, I guess you're right..." Jake stroked his chin.
"But now she's in the Night-O-Sphere. How are we gonna find her? You know how long it took to find her dad!" Finn shrieked and started glaring at nothing in particular.
"OH NO MAN! You are not going to go into a flashback for twelve days!"
"Exactly..." he murmured.
"Alright dude. Let's just get ourselves ready okay? We'll find her. Don't worry." Jake placed a reassuring paw on his brother's shoulder and left to wash up and gather supplies.
"I hope so man, cuz this seems... different..."
Finn felt as though all of his courage was being sucked right out of him, but he knew he had to muster what was left
to save his friend.
(A/N) Alright, that's all for this chapter! Again, I know these first chapters are short but... The next chapters will be much longer and all that good stuff ;3 So I hope you enjoyed and please review! Your reviews mean a lot to me! Thanks guys! c;
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~ CraZiiFanGurL