Cast of Ninjago/Cast Of ROTAE: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Host: I am Santiago, Master Of Darkness, Death, Shadows and Torture.

The host reveals himself to have a grayish skin tone, face as hard as stone, black leather jacket, black tee, black ripped jeans, and gray sneakers. black drooping hair*

Other Host: Hai. I'm Salvador. Master Of Water, and and Matter. I'm much more nicer. But I will still torture you...

Salvador reveals himself to have a baby blue jeans, neon purple shirt and black sneakers, Light brown hair spiked upward*

Shade, Nya and Bass: THAT'S MY ELEMENT

Santiago: Deal with it. You aren't special.

Shade, Nya and Bass: 0.0

Salvador: Yup newsflash. Anywayyyyy, welcome to the first ever intro of our dare showwwww, Getting Sassy with Sebsassy!!!

everyone in ROTAE cast stares at Seb.*

Seb: What? This isn't my doing.

Author: Actually It's my doing. I created you to have the same name as me. I'm Sebsassy, real name, Sebastian. Anyway Salv and Santi go over the rules

Salvador: Mkay. Well so there will be no escaping of anytime for any of the casts. To whoever the dare may concern that you, the audience and readers of this,create, which may be Me, Santiago, the casts, the author and whoever else shows up in here, will have to be done. No matter how gross, violent, evil or tortuous it may be. That being said it can also be nice. For example, free food! *cough* I like cinnamon rolls and pancakes *cough*. Anywhoooo, anything else Santiago.

Santiago: Don't think so. We'll bring it up if it happens.

Salvador: Anywayyyyy. Ooh we already have a dare?!?

random person hands laminated dare card to Salvador*

Salvador: Wu!

Wu (looking fearful): Why me first.

Salvador: Ya remember your "destructive power of rumors" blah blah lesson, because you "misplaced" your lesson book? And how you made Lloyd, who stole your lesson book, being the brat he is, make Zane's gi pink-

Lloyd: Hey! I was 10! Get off my back!

Salvador: Shut up. *uses powers to make Lloyd's mouth a literal zipper and locks it shut* Oh yeah, I, along with Santiago, get what Ebony would call "Host powers" and since I have no name for it, imma call it that *Disclaimer: I did not create the idea host powers, Ebony did or whoever she may have borrowed the idea from* Yep we gotta do disclaimers here. Ya know what, let's make that the author's job to do at the beginning of the chapter

Author: What? Hell no.

Salvador (looking murderous and psycho): DO IT!

Author (now fearing for his life): *yelps* Ok, ok, ok!

Salvador (looking as bubbly as he was before): Yay! Now that's outta da way. Getting back to the dare-

Wu: *groan*

Salvador: Wu must dye his beard pink, so,and I quote, "he and Zane can relate more on a personal level"

Zane: That's what you get, old man.

Wu: Wow. So hurtful. And you monsters. I'll get you back for this

Santiago: No you won't.

Wu (now sad): I know...

Wu walks into the dying hair room, as clearly written on the sign, illuminated above the door and dyes his beard pink*

Wu walks back out*

Wu: I hate you already.

Salvador: I know!

Zane: Now ya know how it feels, hag

Wu: I'm not a hag.

Santiago: Well since that's our only dare. We sit in here for awkward silence for a while

everyone sits in awkward silence*

Santiago: Lets just do the outro. This is Getting Sassy with Sebsassy, so bye. Please put more dares or else we gotta sit in awkward silence even more. Bye. We will be doing this forever I hope or until Death comes knocking, dares run out and more.

Salvador: Don't make the audience depressed. Baiiii.