See first chapter for header stuff, nothings changed (pun intended).


Change Winds

02

He hadn't woken up. If anything his nightmare was becoming more real. Turns out it had only been four in the morning when Finn's barking had disturbed him.

And now Government agents were littering the house in bad suits and did they have any idea how bad their tailoring was?

Oh and instead of having the day off school like the rest of the world, literally, he had to go in, so that all the new hybrids could be rounded up and do basic orienteering to get the hang of their new improved bodies.

Also Kurt gets to have a couple of bodyguards follow him around for the day so he can get used to his new status as a bunny. It was so humiliating.

The only interesting thing he's learnt is that only the pure sweet teens have a chance of being a bunny, the fact that he's a natural romantic, likes holding hands and blushes every time sex is mentioned went and upped his potential to change into a bunny.

Great.

So he's a mature, thoughtful, good boy and this is his reward?

There really isn't a god.

Sitting stiffly on the sofa he glares at everyone, Finn's next to him and keeps sniffing the air, "Dude what is that smell?"

The things he'd noticed like noises and smells had been his new hybrid senses kicking in and out. Delicately sniffing the air he can't smell anything, "Sorry Finn, I don't think my nose is as strong as yours."

"S'Cool," the tall boy says and keeps sniffing, "I just wish I knew what it was, it smells delicious."

One of the suits hears them and smiles, "Try sniffing Kurt's ears."

"Eww," Kurt says even as his brother tackle hugs him to the sofa and shoves his nose to the base of Kurt's ears, now nicely situated more on top of his head, damn Change Winds.

"Finn," squirming Kurt tries to shove him off and then giggles when the idiot breathes over the sensitive bit of his ear, he can also hear the other boy snuffling.

"Oh man you have to try this, this is amazing," Finn grunts and then to his immense embarrassment Kurt can feel himself start to get hard at the attention being paid to his ears.

"Finn! Get off me now!" And this time Finn moves and sits back with a dreamy expression on his face. In fact he looks drugged. "Finn? Are you okay?"

"He's fine," the man who'd given him the advice in the first place says, "Your ears give off pheromones, it calms any hybrid down and makes them happy, it's not even addictive." The man glances down and Kurt covers the bulge in his pyjamas, "Just relax Kurt, your ears and your tail especially are going to be erogenous zones for you."

Flushing bright red Kurt just wants to wake up now. Warm furry ribbons hit his shoulders and he knows his ears have gone from upright to floppy, stupid ears. And behind him his tail wiggles, stupid tail, stupid sensitive tail which apparently has a gland that swells and will feel very good when rubbed.

Why him?

Why did this nightmare happen to him?

Dad and Carole are outside with a machine that's making this horrible scratchy noise so that Kurt and Finn can't eavesdrop on them. They're being told lots of stuff about bunnies and dogs and how to cater for hybrid teens.

Finally their parents are allowed in and Kurt can see dad's shaken so he gets up and springs forward only to really spring forward and crashes into the wall instead.

"Kurt!" Dad's kneeling next to him, "Are you okay, talk to me!"

"Dad I'm okay, what happened?" Kurt blinks and shakes his head to clear it.

The suit from earlier walks over, "That Mr Hummel is a bunny spring, your legs are much stronger than they used to be, it's a good thing you're a hybrid now, you slammed into the wall hard enough to leave a good sized dent."

Glancing up Kurt swallows because the man's right there is a big dent in the wall, "Oh," he says weakly and his ears automatically droop.

"Kurt…" Dad pats his shoulder, "Oh frigging hell you are so damn cute when you do that."

"And that's why bunnies are described as adorable," the man's saying and smiling down at Kurt, "The way they widen their eyes and let their ears down they're almost irresistible, to both hybrids and full humans."

Irresistible? He files that one away for later.

"Now we have the wardrobe adjusters turning up, they can start modifying the boys' clothes so they can get their tails in easily," the man holds a hand out to Kurt, "Come on Mr Hummel Junior, pick out some clothes, and then after the clothes are ready you can have a shower and get dressed."

Taking the hand Kurt gingerly gets up and he can really see the hollow in the wall, "And we have some nice fruit and veg for you, meat for your brother, and new shower products."

Shower products?

"No, absolutely not, I have a very strict skin routine I'm not giving that up, nothing is going to make me give that up," Kurt clings to at least one normal thing in his life.

"But you won't need anything on your skin or your fur," the man frowns, "You'll age so gracefully and few if any lines will make it to your skin, I mean have you ever seen an old and wrinkled hybrid?"

Thinking about it Kurt shakes his head and gets whacked in the face with an ear, stupid ear.

"That's because your hybrid abilities hide all the signs of aging, you'll still live a human life span, but a long human life span, and at worst you might age at the very end so you look an early fifty," he can feel his jaw drop at that.

Dad's been complaining of aches and pains, or feeling the cold and Kurt's seen Carole stop now and again and stretch her back. He'd not really thought about it but getting old was not good.

"Oh," is his intelligent reply.

Having lost the argument he's sent upstairs, slowly, so he won't bunny spring, and he stares at his wardrobe. He glances at his empty phone holder, they'd taken it all off of him so he can spend the day adjusting to being a bunny without distractions. No Mercedes or Tina to help with an outfit.

No Blaine.

Shoving the thought to one side he steadfastly picks out some clothes and then the tailors are here and he flushes when they measure his tail. They have to touch his tail but they take pity on him and let him hold a pillow over his frontal area because he reacts to their touches.

"Don't worry dear," one of them says, "My sister's a bunny, she's still as sweet as can be, and she's happy with her little harem of ten hybrids."

Harem. Another thing he refuses to think about.

When they finish he's sent to shower and he locks the door behind him, the only advice they'd given him was not to play with his tail too much, he had school to go to.

Hastily he strips down and turns to stare in the mirror.


A/N: Sorry for any and all mistakes, I've tried to catch those I could, but I'm only human.