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Mario Total Drama Island
Episode Two
Irate Arrivals Part 2
Donkey Kong is standing on the dock of shame. He creepily smiles as he begins the recap, "Last time on Mario Total Drama Island, twenty-six campers have signed up to spend ten weeks right here in this crummy old summer camp. They have to face the judgment of their fellow campers."
"Eez up dawg, it's only our first challenge. It shouldn't be anything hard." Luigi says while tapping the back of the nervous koopa's shell.
Suddenly all the campers are standing on a tall cliff in their bathing suits. They're all looking over the cliff in fear.
"Ohhh crap!" Luigi says while looking over the cliff.
"This is a joke right?" Wendy asks Donkey Kong.
Daisy looks over the cliff as she says "Yep, we're all going to die!"
The opening sequence begins
Donkey Kong laughs as he looks over the lake and sees a hungry shark jump out of it and looking at all the campers. "Today's challenge is a two part one. Your first task is to willingly jump off the 1,000 foot high cliff into the lake." Donkey Kong says with a slight laugh.
"Sounds simple enough." Toadette says while looking a bit anxious to jump off the cliff for some reason.
"If you look down you will see two target areas, the wider area represents the part of the lake that you don't want to land in. We filled that area with the most psychotic man-eating sharks around." Donkey Kong says as Lakitu zooms the camera to the bottom on the large cliff and a shark jumps out of the water while holding a fork and knife. "The smaller target area is where you want to land. Inside that area is a safe zone, we're pretty sure that area is shark free." Donkey Kong rubs the back of his head.
"Wait, what do you mean pretty sure? You mean there's a chance there are sharks in that safe zone?" Wendy asks in fear.
"There will be crates of supplies. Each crate contains the supplies you'll need for the second part of the challenge. Building a hot tub. The team with the best one can throw a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home." Donkey Kong says ignoring Wendy's questions.
"You guys did get interns to try this out to make sure it's safe, right?" Boo asks while looking over the edge.
"Of course!" Donkey Kong says as he tugs on his shirt.
The screen cuts to a flashback with Donkey Kong and Zess T standing on the cliff. Zess T puts on goggles and looks down and then angrily looks back up at Donkey Kong.
"We need to test the stunts first. You know that." Donkey Kong says as he pushes Zess T to the edge.
"Am I an intern?" Zess T asks rudely.
"No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital. C'mon, just jump it, you big chicken." Donkey Kong starts making chicken noises.
"I don't get paid enough for this, ape." Zess T says as she looks over the edge again. She jumps off the cliff and lands out of the safe zone, but Zess T looks up at Donkey Kong and waves. "Yeah this is perfectly fine." Zess T shouts to Donkey Kong.
A shark swims closer to Zess T as she suddenly looks scared. "Uh, DK, what's tickling my foot?" She says referring to the shark rubbing its nose against her foot. The shark opens its mouth and bites Zess T's leg. Zess T screams in pain. Then she says, "I'm gonna kill you DK!" She gets pulled underwater as Donkey Kong just laughs at what just happened.
All the campers are still on top of the cliff.
"Ok I flipped a coin before this and the Fat Fireflowers are up first!" Donkey Kong says looking at the frightened team.
Pauline - "If I want to win this competition I'll need to destroy the other team. I've been very observant of all of them and the easiest target are the three clones. They do everything together so if I could get one not to jump, that'll be three not jumping. Then their team will hate them and they'll be voted out one by one!"
Donkey Kong looks at all the Fat Fireflowers all looking scared. "So who's going first?" He asks with a laugh.
"I volunteer as tribute!" Toadette shouts after breaking eight seconds of silence. Birdo and Bowser push her forward and immediately look away as Toadette turns around. "I was kidding. I just thought that would be a good time for a Hunger Games reference… I'm fine with jumping… it's just the water part…" Toadette sighs and turns back to her team all waiting for her to jump, "…I guess I have to accept the consequences of my actions." Toadette looks over the edge of the cliff. "Whatever." Toadette jumps off the cliff and lands right in the middle of the safe zone and didn't even scream on her way down. She waves back at everyone at the top. She immediately jumps out of the boat as quickly as she can.
Prince Mush - "The way Toadette just jumped without showing a sense of fear is so hot. I really think I'm starting to like this chick even though I barely know her."
Daisy – "Toadette made it seem really fun! Whoo! I wanna dance after this competition! I hope we get the hot tub… what was I talking about again?
"It's not that bad actually!" Toadette shouts at everyone from the top of the cliff as she waves to them again.
"If a hot girl says it's not that bad, then I gotta believe her!" Prince Mush says as he jumps off the cliff and lands right in the safe zone. Prince Mush climbs onto the same boat Toadette is on.
"What are you all waiting for?" Shy Guy asks his teammates before he jumps. He jumps off the cliff and surprisingly his mask doesn't fly off his face. He lands far off from the safe zone which causes a lot of campers to gasp.
"Swim away! Swim!" Most of Shy Guy's teammates yelled to him.
A shark encounters Shy Guy. He just holds up weed to protect himself from the shark. The shark grabs the weed nods and swims away. The boat reaches Shy Guy and he jumps on it. The camera travels over to the shark rolling a blunt and having nothing to light it with. The shark frowns.
"That's muh weed" Shy Guy says with a frown.
Pauline looks over and notices Janelle standing away from her two sisters. Janelle is gazing at Zip Toad. Pauline smiles evilly because she knows exactly what she has to do. Pauline walks over to Janelle and asks her, "Hey, are planning to jump?"
Janelle shrugs. "It depends if they jump." She answers pointing over to Janice and Janette both talking to the other teammates that haven't jumped yet.
"Well, I hear Zip Toad finds girls that are afraid more attractive. If you don't jump you'll score more points with him! Plus he hates when girls' hair is wet and your makeup will smear… so it'd be best not to jump." Pauline says with a nod.
"Hmm. Ok." Janelle replies while staring back at her idol unsure if she should jump or not.
Birdo, Wario, and Dry Bones all jump off the cliff and each scream on the way down.
"You only live once!" Birdo yells as she's falling.
"That's a lie!" Boo screams to Birdo from the top of the cliff. Dry Bones lands in the water and he breaks apart. Birdo grabs all his bones and throws them onto the boat and reassembles him.
"Thanks…" Dry bones replies.
"I knew this was a stupid idea" Wario screams while he falls. He lands on the boat that picked up Birdo and Dry Bones and makes a hole the shape of his body into the floor of the boat. Dry Bones and Birdo laugh for a second.
"This wasn't even scary…" Dry Bones tells Birdo.
"Nothing is scary to you." Birdo comments following with a laugh.
"You got that right…" Dry Bones crosses his arms and looks at the lake and then at Wario who looks unharmed.
"I'm okay… the garlic broke my fall" Wario says.
"Yeah, I can't do this!" Koops states to Donkey Kong while looking over the edge in fear because he doesn't want the same thing that happened to Wario to happen to him. He also notices sharks waiting for him to jump with a knife and fork in their fins.
"Then you must wear this the rest of the day!" Donkey Kong holds up a plain yellow chicken hat that looks demeaning.
"Uh, okay…" Donkey Kong places the chicken hat on the scared Koopa's head. Then he takes out a camera and takes a picture of him wearing the chicken hat.
"The chicken way down is that way!" Donkey Kong says as he points to an escalator on the side of the cliff.
"I guess this is what I deserve…" Koops sadly walks to the escalator. "I'm really sorry guys…" Luigi and Bowser shoot him an evil glare as he steps on it.
Daisy and Luigi both reach the edge of the cliff. Daisy looks over the cliff and then covers her eyes. "I don't think I can do this." Daisy tells Luigi.
"Hey, look it can't be that bad. I mean all the other people that jumped are safe!" Luigi replies.
"I'm still terrified!" Daisy cries. Luigi holds her close to him for a second.
"Tell yah what! I'll jump with you. You can hold onto me the whole time, nothing bad will happen! I promise!" Luigi grabs Daisy's hand.
"Aw, you're really sweet!" Daisy smiles and wraps her arms around Luigi's torso.
Luigi and Daisy both jump together. They both scream while they fall, and they both land in the safe zone.
"See, you had nothin to worry 'bout." Luigi says to Daisy.
"Thanks Luigi! You're the best!" Daisy hugs Luigi. Both of them jump onto the boat that arrived to pick them up.
Janice, Janette, and Janelle all reach the edge of the dock and then they all three look at Donkey Kong.
"I'm not jumping!" Janelle says to her sisters.
"If she's not jumping then I'm not jumping." Janette says absentmindedly.
Janice bites her lip in fear. "Well I guess all three of us are not jumping." She says as she looks down in fear.
"Umm, this could cost your team the challenge." Donkey Kong says as he scratches the back of his head.
Janette – "There is NO way I'm jumping without my sisters, I mean it's like wicked scary… I wish I jumped with the others or had someone to hold on to, like a big strong muscular ape." /laughs/ "Hehe I think Donkey Kong is so cute."
Janice turns to Janelle. "Are you sure you don't want to jump?" She asks her hoping she would change her mind.
Janelle turns around and looks at Zip Toad, who's shirtless, for a second. "Yes! I'm positive! I'm not ready to, um, die today, yeah not today!" Janelle says as she looks over the cliff again.
"All those other people jumped and survived though. This is a risk, but I'm not jumping without my sisters! So give us our chicken hats!" Janice says unfaithfully as she looks over the edge again.
"If we lose this challenge because of you guys. You all are dead! So you better think twice before accepting them chicken hats!" Bowser shouts at the three sisters who now have fear building inside them.
"Uhh… I'm kind of scared now." Janette says as she wipes her sweaty palms together. She looks at Janelle once more.
"Janelle, are you one hundred percent positive you don't want to jump?" Janice asks Janelle in a serious tone.
Janelle shuts her eyes. "Yes."
Donkey Kong just shrugs and grabs three chicken hats. He places a chicken hat over each of their mushroom caps. He points to the escalator as they all walk towards it. Bowser shoots them an evil glare as they reach the escalator. Janice looks back at the cliff once more before stepping on the escalator.
Janice – "I wanted to jump… I really did… I hope this doesn't cost my team the challenge!"
"Looks like it's my time to shine!" Bowser yells as he backs away to get a running start. He dashes to the edge of the cliff and jumps off. "Cannonball!"
Bowser lands in the safe zone and leaves a large splash which gets Toadette and Birdo completely soaked.
"That's nine jumpers and four chickens." Donkey Kong says while holding an abacus the producers brought out. "Poison Mushrooms, if you can beat that you'll win pull-carts to carry your crates. If you have less jumpers than the other team, they'll win the pull-carts!"
"Why aren't you using a calculator instead of that weird thing or pen and paper?" Wendy asks the host who ignores her like usual.
"I'm most definitely not jumping!" Bow tells Donkey Kong before any of the campers can volunteer to go first from the team.
Peach grabs Bow's arm and pulls her back. "What do you mean you're not jumping? We need all the points we can get so we'll win those pull-carts! Can you stop being a diva for one second?" Peach says.
"What did you just call me?" Bow asks feeling a bit offended.
"A Dee-Vahh!"
"I'm no diva and you shouldn't be talking! You're not even a Princess anymore. Yeah, I know all about your little situation!" Bow replies with a loud tone.
"Oh, this is getting good!" Mona states as she continues listening hoping that a fight will occur.
"What are you talking about?" Peach asks Bow.
"Your father the old 'king' had a gambling problem and he gambled his throne and lost everything! There's no point in trying to deny this!" Bow shouts at Peach.
Peach steps closer to Bow and glares at her. "At least I'm not a self-centered, good-for-nothing, spoiled brat!"
"At least I'm not a nobody!" Bow yells.
"At least I'm alive!" Peach yells with a smile. Mario, Waluigi, Goombella, and Zip Toad all gasp after hearing what Peach just said.
"Now, that's drama right there! Better than the soap operas I've done." Zip Toad comments with a nod.
"I'd hate to intervene with this amusing argument, but we have a challenge to win! So c'mon let's go!" Pianta says.
"Yeah, I'm still not jumping! DK, give me my chicken hat!" Bow says with a laugh.
Donkey Kong takes off Bow's sunhat and places the chicken hat on her head. He gives her back her sunhat to hold then he points to the escalator.
"Later nobody!" The bratty ghost tells Peach as she purposely bumps into her on the way to the escalator.
"That girl erks me! She has GOT to go soon!" Peach says to the rest of her teammates. She angrily walks to the edge of the dock and jumps off without saying a word. She screams while she falls and lands in the safe zone.
Goombella walks up to the edge of the cliff. "It's like time to jump!" She says nervously. She rubs off all her makeup and takes off her helmet so the light doesn't electrocute her. She jumps off the cliff and screams loudly. A lot of the campers hold their ears because her scream is just that loud. She lands in the safe zone right next to Peach. "That, like, was totally, like, fun!" Goombella says as she climbs on the boat arrives to pick her and Peach up.
Zip Toad looks over the edge of the cliff for a second and then shakes his head, "Yo, DK dawg, I can't jump!"
"Why not?" Donkey Kong asks Zip Toad.
"I don't wanna scream on national TV. Ya hear me?" Zip Toad honestly answers as he pulls down his sunglasses.
"Then you have to wear this chicken hat on live TV." Donkey Kong chuckles as he puts the chicken hat on top of Zip Toad's mushroom cap.
Zip Toad touches the hat for a second. Then he shrugs and walks to the escalator without commenting on the chicken hat.
"Do we have to jump?" Yoshi asks Donkey Kong after witnessing many of the other campers jumping off the cliff.
"Are you like an idiot or something?" Pauline asks Yoshi.
"Yes!" Donkey Kong answers Yoshi and Pauline's questions while looking very annoyed.
"Whoo! This should be fun! I hope all you other ashy buttocks have as much as fun as me!" Yoshi says as he runs to the edge of the cliff. He jumps off and screams, "YOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" on the way down. He lands in the safe zone and jumps on the boat that arrived to pick him up.
"Ugh, I guess I'm jumping…" Pauline says while she looks over the edge. "I can do this…" Donkey Kong touches her back as if he's about to push her off causing her to scream for a second. Pauline turns around and looks at Donkey Kong. "Why scare someone that's already scared?"
"For the fun of it!" Donkey Kong answers.
Pauline jumps off the cliff while screaming loudly. She lands in the safe zone and gets on the boat with Yoshi on it.
"Yeah I just- can't this is just too much. I'm just too good looking for all of this! So, just give me the darn chicken hat." Wendy tells Donkey Kong without even looking over the edge like most of the other campers.
Donkey Kong bursts out laughing for a second because Wendy actually thinks she's good-looking.
"Here you are!" Donkey Kong says as he places a chicken hat on her head and points towards the escalator. "The chicken way down is that a way!"
Wendy walks to the escalator.
"We can't have any more chickens. C'mon guys, let's win this challenge!" Pianta shouts trying to motivate his team. "If we all jump, we'll win! And we'll have a huge advantage and can get an awesome hot tub. Think of the hot tub everyone!"
Pianta jumps off the cliff, screams like a dying whale, and lands in the safe zone. Mario jumps off and screams like a little girl. He lands right next to Pianta. Waluigi jumps after both of them, but he ends up hitting the metal pole which causes him to scream in pain.
"That a fall isn't that bad." Mario tells Pianta.
"Well maybe for you." Waluigi says as he falls into the water.
"Poor guy." Pianta says as he grabs Waluigi and throws him onto the boat that just arrived to pick the three of them up.
"Words cannot describe how much pain I'm in…" Waluigi shouts as he rubs his hand on his stomach which is now a dark shade of red.
"I'm not-" Mona says as she gets rudely cut off by Boo.
"Don't even think about it! We need to win this challenge!" Boo shouts at Mona who's still looking afraid.
"But-" Mona says as Boo rudely cuts her off again.
"No buts, jump off that cliff right now!" Boo tells Mona.
"Whatever. It's not that high up." Mona says.
"Yeah, I guess some people could think a thousand feet isn't high" Donkey Kong says with a laugh.
Mona looks back at Donkey Kong for a second and then faces the cliff again. "I'm not scared! I'm a winner! Winners never back down…"
Rosalina stops meditating and says, "I feel vast amounts of terror coming from you and Boo."
"Shut up!" Mona shouts at Rosalina as she jumps off the cliff to prove her wrong. She screams, "AHHHHHHH… WHHHYYY DIIIDDDD I DOOO THIIISSSS!" She lands in the safe zone.
"Yeah! Now it's my turn!" Boo shouts with a nod. He jumps off the cliff and screams in an abnormally high-pitched voice, "AHHHH MOMMY HEEELLLLPP MEEEEE!"
"Talk about a baby." Mario whispers to Yoshi.
"But he can float… why is he scared… and why didn't Bow jump for that same reason?" Peach asks the group of people that already jumped. They both watch Boo land out of the safe zone, but since he can float he doesn't land in the water. Boo hides himself before sharks could appear. The boat arrives and Boo jumps on it in fear.
"Alright, Rosalina, it all comes down to y- what are you doing?" Donkey Kong says noticing Rosalina meditating near the edge of the cliff.
"I'm trying to feel the energy of this cliff, so I know if I should jump or not." Rosalina says as she closes her eyes and resumes meditating.
"But, you're holding everyone up!" Donkey Kong says looking very annoyed. He walks up behind Rosalina which scares her.
"Wait! I'm almost finished." Rosalina says calmly.
Donkey Kong smacks his forehead. "Ugh, I don't have the patience for this!"
Rosalina takes her time to soak up the energy. Her teammates look worried that she might not jump. The other team looks bored. Rosalina opens her eyes causing everyone to gasp but Rosalina closes her eyes to meditate again. Donkey Kong walks up behind her and motions to push her off the cliff as she opens her eyes again and he backs away from her.
"I feel neutral energy so I guess that's fine!" Rosalina says with a shrug. She jumps of the cliff. "Mother of space!" Rosalina yells while she is falling. She lands right in the safe zone and immediately jumps on the boat. "Thank goodness that is over with!" Rosalina says as she twists water out of her hair.
"And the Poison Mushrooms win the first part of the challenge!" Donkey Kong shouts into a horn. Everyone on the Poison Mushrooms cheer.
The Poison Mushrooms are pulling their crates with the pull carts. Nothing seems to be going wrong with their team while they all start singing, "Hey mister waiter! This may 'sound crazy! My mashed potatoes! Could use more gravy!"
"Things are going perfectly!" Mona states.
"I wonder how the other team is doing." Boo comments.
The scene switches to the Fat Fireflowers. They are struggling to move the heavy crates.
"These are too heavy!" Janice complains.
"Yes. Much too heavy!" Janette adds.
"Yeah. Why are they so heavy?" Janelle says while she wipes sweat off her forehead and continues attempting to push a crate with her sisters.
"All three of you shut up, because if you three would have jumped we would have had the pull-carts!" Bowser shouts at them. Then he grabs their crate and throws it on top of his. He lifts it up easily.
"Yo, team. I gotta take a dump!" Shy Guy says.
"Now? We don't have time! We're already way behind the other team!" Birdo replies.
"I'll take a dump right here if that's what it takes." Shy Guy says as he unbuckles his belt. Birdo immediately stops him.
"That won't be necessary. Go ahead. Hurry back." Birdo says. Shy Guy turns around and starts walking as Birdo immediately grabs his arm and pulls him back. "Wait! I don't trust you! You may just end up smoking weed in the woods! Someone go with him!" Birdo says.
"No one wants to be with him while he takes a dump!" Daisy says in disgust.
Birdo lets out a loud sigh in frustration. "Fine. I'll go with you. The rest of you guys keep moving forward we'll meet up with you guys in a minute!" She says as they begin running off into the woods.
Shy Guy is using the bathroom behind a large tree. Birdo is standing on the other side with her arms crossed.
"Come on! We gotta get back to the team!" Birdo commands.
"What am I supposed to wipe with?" Shy Guy asks Birdo.
"Just use your boxers or underwear or something!" Birdo answers.
"But I go commando…" Shy Guy replies.
Birdo slaps her forehead. "Use those leaves all over the ground."
"Can you hand me some?"
Birdo grabs a pile of leaves and throws them on the other side of the tree where Shy Guy is. She grabs another leaf and wipes sweat off her forehead.
"You ready now?" Birdo asks impatiently.
"Yeah, I feel ten pounds lighter now!" Shy Guy chants as he happily skips over to where Birdo is standing.
"I don't care." Birdo responds as she grabs Shy Guy's wrist and runs to catch up with the others.
Birdo and Shy Guy run up to their team and notice that they barely covered any distance. Birdo turns and notices Koops' face is puffed up and has red bumps all over it.
"What happened to him?" Birdo asks her team.
"Nothing, my allergies are-" Koops says as he sniffs up watery snot coming out of his nose. "acting up" Koops wipes his watery eyes. "I'm highly allergic to… garlic I can't be near it!"
Birdo, Toadette, Prince Mush, Janice, Dry Bones, and Bowser all look over at Wario who's trying to nonchalantly eat a small piece of garlic.
"Fine I'll dispose of the garlic." Wario complains as he throws a large sack into the lake and knocks out a seagull. "It's not my fault that weak koopa is a vampire" Wario whispers under his breath.
"Um, guys." Shy Guy says as he starts scratching his butt.
"What? We need to finish this challenge!" Bowser says.
"My butt is really itchy." Shy Guy says as he continues scratching his butt.
"T-M-I bro, T-M-I." Luigi says as he shakes his head.
"My hands are really itchy right now." Birdo says as she rubs her hands together trying not to scratch them.
"What were you guys doing in the woods?" Prince Mush says as him and Luigi chuckle. Birdo immediately pushes them both on the ground.
"My forehead is itchy too. Crap! I think those leaves on the ground were poison ivy!" Birdo says.
"So you made me wipe my butt with poison ivy? Were you trying to sabotage me?" Shy Guy questions Birdo.
"How was I supposed to know it was poison ivy?" Birdo justifies.
"Guys, calm down. I have a first-aid kit in my bag back in our cabin! Just hurry up, so you guys can help us finish this challenge!" Toadette says calmly.
Birdo and Shy Guy nod. They run back to camp while Birdo continues scratching her forehead and Shy Guy continues scratching his hands and his butt.
"Look at you, large and in charge." Prince Mush says to Toadette.
Toadette just rolls her eyes and continues pushing her crate with Daisy. Prince Mush sighs and resumes pushing his crate with Dry Bones.
Prince Mush - "Large and in charge? That's like calling a chick fat." He smacks forehead in disappointment. "Why am I so stupid?"
The Poison Mushrooms reach the campground without any problems.
"We made it here, now what do we do?" Pauline asks the rest of her team.
"We have to open these crates somehow." Waluigi responds.
Peach walks inside her cabin while the team ponders how they are going to open the crates. Then she runs out of her cabin holding a large pink bat up. "Let me handle this!" Peach shouts with joy. She starts attacking the crate near Waluigi until it breaks open. Pauline, Waluigi, Pianta, Goombella, and Yoshi all stare at her like she's a madman.
"What? I have some anger issues…" Peach says as she rubs her shoulder.
"Alright. Peach, break the rest of the crates so we can-" Boo says as Peach angrily cuts him off.
"Don't tell me what to do!" The angry blonde says as she whacks Boo with the bat once.
"Ouch. That really hurt." Boo says as he rubs the top of his head.
"I'll break open the crates now. Smashing stuff is fun." Peach says as she happily skips to the next crate and starts attacking it with her bat.
"I didn't realize we had the hulk on our team…" Zip Toad comments.
"Hey where'd the weird space girl go?" Wendy asks while looking around.
"She went in the back to meditate… " Pauline says as Peach is in the background and notices a snake, she turns around, screams, and starts smashing it with her bat. "Someone go get her!" Pauline demands as she crosses her arms.
"Die, snake, die!" Peach yells with fury.
"I'll, like, go get her." Goombella says as she walks to the back of the cabin. She notices Rosalina is floating with a bright light surrounding her. Small sparks are coming off her body. Goombella screams loudly at the sight of this.
Yoshi, Pianta, Mario, and Zip Toad run back there to see what's going on. They all look at Rosalina in amazement.
"Whoa, she's a fairy!" Yoshi states as he starts clapping.
"How is she doing that?" Mario asks as he scratches his head.
"This chick creeps me out." Zip Toad says as he backs away from Rosalina.
"We still need her help with building the hot tub!" Pianta states with a grin. He walks up to Rosalina and pokes her. He immediately gets zapped from the sparks, falls on the ground and starts twitching from the electricity.
Rosalina opens her only visible eye and looks at Pianta on the floor twitching from the electricity.
"Did I do that?" Rosalina asks Mario, Zip Toad, and Yoshi as they all simply nod. Rosalina turns back to Pianta. "I'm eternally sorry!"
Pianta stands up and twitches for a second. "It's okay, it didn't hurt that b-" Pianta says before Bow's yelling interrupts him.
"Help me! I'm being attacked!" Bow screams.
Pianta, Mario, Yoshi, Zip Toad, and Rosalina all walk over to the rest of the team to see what's going on. They walk over and see Peach beating Bow with her bat Pianta quickly grabs Peach and holds her back.
"Calm down!" Pianta says to Peach who's now in his arms.
Peach takes a deep breath, "I'm calm."
"Give Mario your bat." Pianta directs Peach as she slowly hands Mario her bat with a frown.
"Oh I love a the baseball!" Mario states as he swings the bat in slow motion.
"I'm calm." Peach says once more.
Pianta nods and lets go of Peach. Peach immediately runs up to Bow and tackles her. Peach starts attacking Bow with her bare hands. Bow keeps screaming in pain. Pianta grabs Peach again and holds her back.
"Why on earth are you attacking her?" Pianta asks Peach.
"Weren't you listening? I said I had anger issues." Peach replies.
"Go sit in the corner and think about your actions" Pianta says while pointing over to a corner.
"But-"
"NOW!" Pianta commands.
Peach unhappily walks over to the small corner. She sits down and crosses her arms. Bow giggles under her breath.
"Can we start building the hot tub now?" Wendy asks her team after putting on a fresh coat of pink lipstick. "My hot body needs to be in one, like, now!"
"Yeah! C'mon let's get this done with! Let's win!" Mona states trying to motivate her team.
The Fat Fireflowers are all still pushing their crates and Bowser still carrying two of them. They all look exhausted.
"Everything is going wrong!" Janice says.
"Everything is so totally going wrong!" Janette states.
"I'm so totally tired!" Janelle says even though she's not pushing any crates or doing anything but walking.
"Me too! Are we almost there?" Janette agrees.
"I don't think we're even close!" Janice complains.
"I can't breath." Koops says as he sniffs up more watery snot that was seeping out of his nose. "I can't believe I'm on live television looking like this! My life is over!" The shy yellow Koopa says as he looks down.
"I see the campground in the distance! We're almost there!" Luigi cheers.
"Yeah, and the other team already started building the exterior of the hot tub." Daisy adds with little confidence.
"There is no way we're going to win…" Prince Mush says.
"Yeah, we mind as well decide who we're voting off now!" Dry Bones adds with a nod.
"What kind of talk is that? C'mon guys, that's quitter talk and I'm not a quitter! If we work together as a team we can do this! So let's go make the best hot tub DK has ever seen. Who's with me?" Toadette says, eight seconds of silence is followed after this. The camera pans over all them looking at Toadette. Finally, Dry Bones breaks the silence.
"The cute mushroom girl is right! We should work together as a team! Even though we're going to lose!"
"We're not gonna lose- you think I'm cute?" Toadette says as she begins smiling and blushing.
Prince Mush - Regarding Toadette, "She gets all flirty with Dry Bones before me? I gotta learn how to talk to chicks. Maybe I should tell Dry Bones that I want her… really bad." He starts drooling. "Then he'll back off."
Dry Bones - Regarding Toadette, "Just because I think she's cute doesn't mean I like her. She's too relaxed and slow paced. Besides if we did end up dating and things got rough, I'd just end up eating her…"
Bowser accidentally knocks down a hornet's nest that was on a tree branch, with the top crate. Bowser stares at it for a second. He watches the hornets angrily leave the nest.
"You guys are gonna hate me…" Bowser says as he bites his tongue.
"Why?" Dry Bones asks.
"I just accidentally knocked down a hornets nest." Bowser says as he points to the angry hornets.
"They won't bother me." Dry Bones says as he laughs hysterically.
The hornets immediately fly down and begin stinging all of the campers but Dry Bones. Toadette gets stung twice trying to fight them off as Prince Mush holds Toadette close so she doesn't get stung. Daisy gets stung in both of her eyes causing them to turn black and swollen. Wario randomly takes out a sack of garlic and throws garlic at the hornets to make them go away.
"I thought you got rid of all that stuff." Koops says regarding the garlic.
"Oh. I was supposed to get rid of all the garlic? Oh my bad." Wario says as he throws two more sacks of garlic into the lake.
"Those nasty hornets stung me in both my eyes. I can't see!" Daisy says as she rubs her eyes.
"Aye girl, I'll carry you the rest of the way." Luigi says as Daisy happily hops on his back.
"Shouldn't Birdo and Shy Guy be back by now?" Janice asks while looking around.
"Shy Guy is probably rolling a blunt with Birdo behind one of the cabins!" Luigi says while struggling to push the crate with Daisy hanging on his back.
"I doubt it!" Janice replies. "He has Birdo watching over him, and she wouldn't let him smoke when there's work to be done!"
The Poison Mushrooms are almost finished their hot tub as they notice the Fat Fireflowers just arriving.
"You losers are just getting here?" Mona asks the Fat Fireflowers.
"We came across a few…" Daisy says while facing the opposite direction of Mona. Luigi turns her around and everyone on the Poison Mushrooms gasp when they see her eyes. "…difficulties."
"And what happened to him?" Mario asks while pointing at Koops.
"Those are just his allergies acting up!" Janice answers.
Pauline - "We got this challenge in the bag! I mean just look at them, they're a mess. My plan worked perfectly! Soon, I'll be the one running this show. I'm so gonna win this competition!"
Wendy – "The other team, is a complete mess, like the total opposite of how I look!" /bats eyelashes/
Bowser jumps on all of his teams' crates making them each open instantaneously. "Let's start building!" Bowser shouts.
The Fat Fireflowers begin building a crummy exterior. They look over at the Poison Mushrooms and notice that they just finished. Their hot tub looks perfect.
"Ours has settings on how hot you want the water to be, because Boo is great with technology!" Pauline brags.
"Aw, stop it Pauline you're flattering me!" Boo says. "Heh heh, no really, keep going!"
"Ignore them, let's just finish making our hot tub!" Wario tells his team.
Prince Mush walks over with eight rolls of duct tape. "Hold the wood still!" He says while unrolling the first roll of duct tape.
Dry Bones smacks his forehead. "Like I said before, we're going to lose!"
"Possibly with that attitude…" Luigi responds.
After the Fat Fireflowers finish, their hot tub looks crummy. All the wood is unevenly taped together and items like hammers, saws, and buckets are taped on the outside to prevent leakage. Wario tapes a bird onto the side to prevent leaking. The bird struggles to move. Donkey Kong walks over to the campsite to judge the hot tubs.
"Ok, let's see whose hot tub is superior. Poison Mushrooms you guys are up first." Donkey Kong says with a grin.
Donkey Kong stares at their hot tub as he rubs his chin. He rubs the wood and knocks on it to check if it breaks apart.
"This is a pretty hardcore hot tub!" Donkey Kong says.
"This hot tub also has settings on how hot you want the water!" Zip Toad explains as he hands Donkey Kong a remote to control the temperature of the water.
"Cool." Donkey Kong says as he turns the knob to the max temperature. The water begins boiling for a second as the top of the hot tub bursts into flames. "Now, that's what I call a hot tub! Time to judge the Fat Fireflowers' hot tub!"
"I'm really nervous." Daisy says to Luigi as he just rubs her back.
Donkey Kong walks up and looks at their hot tub in disgust. He shrugs as he puts his finger in the water to check the temperature. Suddenly a large piranha plant shoots out of the water and attacks Donkey Kong's face. Prince Mush and Pianta pull the evil plant off Donkey Kong, he dusts himself off. The hot tub suddenly falls apart leaving water all over the ground and the piranha plant laying there.
"Yeah, and the Poison Mushrooms win the first challenge!" Donkey Kong announces.
"Whoo hoo! We won! Oh yeah!" Wendy, Yoshi, and Boo all chant.
Everyone turns and notices the fire is breaking apart the Poison Mushrooms' hot tub. The hot tub suddenly disintegrates until only ash is left. Everyone on the team stops cheering for a second.
"Well, looks like you guys can't have that killer hot tub party. Um, so I guess it sucks to be both teams right now. It sucks more for the Fat Fireflowers, though, because you guys have to decide who you all are voting off the island!" Donkey Kong says as he scratches the back of his head yet again.
"Look on the bright side, at least we all get to stay for another three days!" Wendy cheers as her whole team starts cheering again.
"That is like totally awesome!" Goombella says as she jumps up and down a few times in joy.
"If someone were to get in that hot tub… they would've burned alive!" Rosalina states in fear.
All the campers and Bootler are sitting in the main lodge for dinner. Everyone on the Fat Fireflowers look down because they lost the first challenge.
"Now will be a good time to see who everyone's voting for. I'm just straight up saying I'm voting off Koops!" Dry Bones says as he crosses his arms.
"Whaaatt? You guys, um, need me. I would have jumped if I had motivation!" Koops testifies.
"Koops you should have tried harder in the challenge!" Janelle says as she tries to sip her drink which is empty.
"Then, none of us would have to vote you off." Janette agrees.
"At least if you do leave, you can reunite with your girlfriend." Janice adds but the shy yellow koopa just sighs.
"Wait, if I recall correctly none of you three jumped either. You guys didn't contribute to building the hot tub. That's a good enough reason for me to vote one of you guys off." Bowser says to the three mushroom sisters.
Janice stands up, "No, we're sisters! We must all stick together! And frankly, I did help! I held wood up and helped tape it up! So who do you think you're talking to?"
"What about the other two?" Birdo asks, eyeing Janelle and Janette.
Janice is left silent.
"Ugh. Plus, you three are annoying, it'd be better with one of you gone." Birdo adds.
"But if you vote one out, you're just voting them all out!" Dry Bones states.
"Who are you planning to vote for?" Daisy asks Luigi sweetly.
"I wanna vote one of the sisters off but I can't tell them apart from their names." Luigi whispers to Daisy as the three sisters get up to get something to drink. "We all need to agree on which sister we're voting off."
"The blue one caused them not to jump. I don't know what her name is though, I know all three of them are Janette, Janelle, and Janice. If I had to pick, I'd want the red one to stay!" Bowser states.
"The blue one is Janice." Shy Guy says.
"Are you sure?" Wario asks Shy Guy.
"I'm positive. I remember them introducing themselves." Shy Guy says with a nod as he begins smoking again causing Toadette and Daisy to cough.
"I thought Janice was the green one." Bowser says.
"Can't we just all…" Koops says as he sniffs up more of his watery snot. "agree to vote off Janice?"
"I'm still voting off Koops" Dry Bones says as he angrily takes a sip of his green Monster. "His allergies aren't going to help us in this competition. The three girls could be useful to us in the long run. Besides if we vote off one, we're just voting them all off." He explains.
"I guess we'll just see who gets more votes at the bonfire ceremony." Wario says with a nod.
Dry Bones – "No one on the team even bothered to ask the sisters their names again, I really hope they vote off the right sister!"
Janice - "I'm gonna have to vote off you, Koops, sorry bud, but I really hope you're going to be the one leaving!"
Bowser - "Janice, you gonna leave tonight."
All the Fat Fireflowers are sitting on the tree stumps around the bonfire while Donkey Kong is standing in front of them. He's holding a plate with twelve mushrooms on it.
"In Mario games mushrooms can symbolize a lot of things. For example they can symbolize growth, some can even give you an extra life. On this show mushrooms symbolize safety. There are only twelve mushrooms on this plate. One of you will not receive a mushroom. That person will be eliminated from the competition and they can't come back. Ever! One by one you each cast your vote. I will pass out the mushrooms in order from who had the least votes to who had the most votes, who will be eliminated. In the event of a tie, we'll re-vote only for one of the two people in the tie." Donkey Kong says with a serious expression.
"Mushrooms are nasty." Shy Guy randomly comments.
"I know, right?" Donkey Kong says with a chuckle. "Anyways, when your name is called, come up and claim your mushroom. The following campers are safe, Prince Mush."
Prince Mush runs up and grabs his mushroom.
"Dry Bones and Toadette are also safe."
Dry Bones and Toadette run up and grab their mushrooms.
"Janelle, Bowser, and Birdo."
Janelle, Bowser, and Birdo all walk up and get their symbols of safety.
"Wait a second. Janelle was the blue one? Crap." Bowser says in shock.
"Blind Daisy." Donkey Kong says as he throws a mushroom to Daisy because she can't see. "Luigi, Shy Guy and Janette are all safe."
"Janette was the green one? Oh we screwed up big time!" Bowser states.
Luigi and Shy Guy both run up and grab their mushrooms. Janette looks back at Janice in fear as she walks up and gets her mushroom.
"Stinky Wario is also safe."
Wario jumps up and grabs one of the two remaining mushrooms on the plate.
"Janice, Koops, this is the final mushroom of the night. The player who does not receive this this mushroom must immediately walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and they can't come back. Ever. Also, the person who doesn't receive this mushroom will be the first eliminated from Mario Total Drama Island, and I can honestly say that's pretty lame. The final mushroom of the night goes to…" Donkey Kong says as he points back and forth at Janice and Koops. He rubs his chin to add more suspense. Janice is shaking and terrified. Koops rubs his watery eyes while looking at Janice then Donkey Kong.
"Koops." Donkey Kong says.
"Oh thank goodness!" Koops shouts as he jumps up and claims the final mushroom of the night.
"Janice, that means you're out of here." Donkey Kong says as he points to the boat of losers.
"Well this stinks. I thought me and my sisters were going to run this show." Janice says with a frown. "And I didn't think I deserved this…"
Janice is walking down the dock of shame with all the other Fat Fireflowers grouped together watching her leave. Janice stops in front of Toadette and immediately hugs her.
"Toadette, I don't really know you that well but you seem really nice and cool, and if my girls Janelle and Janette don't win, I hope you do." Janice says with a slight smile.
"Aw, that's so sweet!" Toadette replies.
Janice walks further down the dock of shame as she stops in front of Dry Bones and smiles for a second.
"Thanks for not voting me off." Janice says to Dry Bones.
"Psh. Whatever." Dry Bones says as he looks away with his arms crossed.
"Good luck in the competition." Janice nods and walks to the boat of losers. Janice takes a deep breath, "Okay boat of losers, I'm ready."
Janelle and Janette run down the dock, crying. "NOOOO!" They both yell as Janice steps on the boat.
Janette tries to jump on the boat with Janice as Bowser and Wario hold her back. "No. Take us with you!" Janette screams while she's crying.
"It can't end like this!" Janelle shouts.
"I'm gonna miss you guys like crazy." Janice says as she starts crying.
"Yeah, how are we supposed to live without you?" Janelle asks Janice.
"This isn't fair!" Janette says as she falls on the edge of the dock in tears.
"Bye guys. Good luck." Janice says with a smile as the boat drifts away. Janice waves to everyone once more until nobody can see her anymore. Then Janice begins crying realizing she should've jumped, then everything would've been different.
"Why? Wahh. Why?" Janette and Janelle both cry at the edge of the dock.
"Something tells me we just made one of the stupidest decisions." Bowser says while pointing at Janice and Janelle.
"I tried to warn you guys. We should of all voted off Koops this week." Dry Bones says with his arms crossed.
"Hey!" Koops responds feeling offended.
Prince Mush looks around at his team. He looks at Daisy who's rubbing her eyes because she can't see and Luigi sitting by her trying to aid her. Prince Mush turns to see Koops' face still puffed up from his allergies. He turns to Janette and Janelle both crying at the edge of the dock. He turns to Bowser and Birdo covering their ears because they can't stand the crying. He sees Wario is eating garlic right near Koops. Then he notices Shy guy is smoking weed.
"It will take a miracle to fix this team." Prince Mush says as the camera fades out.
End of Episode Two
Janice's comments on the competition
Janice is sitting on a chair on the boat of losers. She looks embarrassed and humiliated.
"Tell us about your experience," A producer requests Janice to talk.
"Being the first voted off sucks, after realizing there was no way we could rally enough votes for Koops, I really thought it was going to be Janelle, I planned for her to go, with Janette and I making plans for future elimination ceremonies but I guess… I got outplayed."
"So how do think your sisters will do without you?"
"I'm not sure, I want them to face the challenges and to stay strong, and maybe fly under the radar…. I'll be really upset if I see one of them in three days."
"So would you return for another season for a shot at redemption?"
Janice thinks for a second. "Definitely. Actually, I'd prefer to go into the game without my sisters… I think I'd do a lot better. They didn't even get to see the competitive side of me."
"Who do you want to see get on the boat of losers next?"
Janice laughs. "Someone from the other team? They had it way too easy this challenge. But if I had to pick someone from my own, I'd prefer Bowser, Birdo, or Daisy. I can't stand them."
Votes:
Koops - Janice
Janelle -Koops
Toadette - Koops
Shy Guy - Janice
Prince Mush - Koops
Daisy – Janice
Birdo – Janice
Wario –Janice
Janice – Koops
Bowser – Janice
Janette – Koops
Dry Bones – Koops
Luigi – Janice
Janice's Audition
Janice's audition starts off in her living room with Janette and Janelle watching Spongebob in the background. Janice smiles and makes a few poses before speaking
"Hey! I'm Janice, and those are my sisters in the background who are also auditioning." The red-capped mushroom girl says.
"Yeah, against our will…" Janette adds while watching TV.
"Shut up. This is my audition." Janice yells as she turns and smiles at the camera. "Okay, so although we come as a trio we each have to make our own audition tape, which is totally fine. I believe you should pick me for your show because I'm spunky, fashionable"
Janelle cuts Janice off. "Girl, you and I both know you ain't fashionable."
Janice looks annoyed. "Uh, this is my audition remember? Anyways, I'm cute and kinda smart."
"Says the girl who got a D on her geometry test." Janette says while cutting Janice off.
"Will you two shut up?" Janice says looking irritated.
"You don't have to lie in your audition." Janelle says.
Janice slaps Janelle. Janelle immediately slaps her back as they both start fighting. Janette tackles both of them down. Janice crawls over to her camera and shuts it off.
Author's notes: Second episode finished.
-I decided I'm gonna end every episode with the eliminated campers' audition.
-Also new version has contestant's comments on the competition. I imagine it like this. So the episode ends, the credits show, then the contestant comments, and the visual while the contestant speaks, reveals everyone's vote for the elimination ceremony. Then the audition at the very end. I put too much thought into this ( ._.)
-What's your opinion on the eliminated campers' comments on the competition? Should I keep it, or like Elsa, let it go?
-I'd like reviews to keep me pumped about this story! So Go! Go! Go! Review whatever you'd like, your current favorite character, you're least favorite, suggest challenges (For after the merge), point out if there's a better day of the week to update, point out any issues you had with the first version, anything. I like feedback.