Chapter-2
In Purvi's room
"Didi, ye pallu aisa rakhu?" hairstylist aka makeup artist asked
"Pallu ki bacchi, pehle ye bata mai acchi tho dikh rhu hu na? Ye makeup waterproof tho hai na? mujhe manjulika nai dikhna hai apni shaadi mai. Aur ye hairstyle..."
"Didi, app ekdam beautiful lag rhi Hoo. Sabkuch ekdam perfect. Abhi jaldi Boloo Aap aise pallu mai comfortable Hoo na, nai tho reception start ho jayega"
Daya, Shreya, Nikhil and pankaj , they all entered in her room. "Bandariya, monkey ka female version hota hai na waise dikh rhi ho" Niket said
"Aaa bhai, mai Bandariya tho Aap mere bhai na, tho app bandar" Purvi said
"Aree hum kaha tere bhai hai? Tum to adopted ho. Mom dad ne tho tuze kachre se uthaya tha" Nikhil said (Purvi's another brother)
"Tu Chup rhe, Tu hi kachara uthane ki gang ka member hai" Purvi said
"Waise pata hai Purvi didi app na, jab red and yellow wires ko without insulator, sath Mai touch kiya tho shock lag kar kaise hairs straight ho jate hai waise lag rahi Hoo" Pankaj said (Purvi's cousin)
"Einstein ke bacche Chup rhe abhi, nai tho wohi insulator se tuze shock lagake dikhaungi" Purvi said
"Aree bas ho gaya kitne satayoge meri bestfriend ko. Jo baat karne aaye hai wo kare ya nai" Shreya said
"Konsi baat Shreya?" Purvi asked
"Abhi reception ke baad Dadi aur daddu dono gharwalo ko ghar ke mandir mai kuldaivata ka ashirwad lene leke aayenge, Tabhi Kavin jute nikalenge aur hum log jute churaynge" Shreya said
"Haa tho karo na jo karna hai Ismai mai kya kar sakati hnu?"
"Waha pe Kavin ke sare gharwale rahenge tho tu aisa kuch kar ki sabka dhyan dusari taraf jaye aur hum asani se jute chura paye
"Shreya"Ismai mai kya kar sakati hnu? Tum log hi kuch Karoo na?"
"Nhi tum dhulhan Hoo agar tumne kuch kiya tho sab log dhyan denge." Shreya said
"Lekin.."
"Aur meri pyari behna prank aur drama karne mai tera haat tho koi nai pakad sakata. tho tum hi karogi jo karna hai, tuze hi kuch karna padega"Daya said
"Ohh sochna padega.." (Purvi pov)
At reception:
Hey Bhagavan abhi sabko dekhke fake smile karna padega. (pov)
(Abhi ye uncle kon hai? Smile karke, "Hello uncle ji kaise ho Aap? Apke ghar mai sab thikthak hai ha? Khana khake jana ha"
"Haa aunty pehchana na. Aap bhai ke shaadi mai bhi aai thi na tabhi se yaad khaya apne..
apko kaise bhul sakti hu bhai ke shaadi mai golgappe ka stall apne hi khali kiya tha…
"Haa Ha chotisi motusi golusi thi mai aunty, kitni badi ho gayi na mai. shaadi bhi ho gyi ab. Dinner karke jana ha"
"Kya Kavin apke jamay ki tarta dikhte hai? Haa ho sakta hai pata hai na Duniya mai ek jaise dikhane wale 7 log hote hai. waise khana khaya apne" kuch bhi maine apke Jamay ko Dekha hai, Usase acchi tho pammy aunty dikhati hai.)
Ohhhh shit shaitan Ka Naam liya aur shaitan hazir,
Pummy aunty came on the stage, noisily without line pehchana,n said Haaji pehchana tho hoga hi gharwale jo hai. Congrats congrats Ye meri Beti yummy matlab yamini, hum log isko pyaar se yummy hi bolte hai. Mujhe pata chala hai tumhe ek bhai bhi hai beta, kya woh shaadi karne ke liye interested hai. Aur waise bhi." Kavin politely smiled at them and nodded occasionally, Ye Kavin bhi na iski baato kyu sun rahe he, iska radio tho band karna he padega,
"Aree aunty pose tho dena photo nai nikalna kya?"
Finally ye relatives kisine khatam ho gayi Abhi tho iss wedding chairs par baithne do. Sabko batate batate mujhe hi bhuk lag rhi hai Kavin ko bhuk lagi ya nai
she glanced at him from the corner of her eye. Baat kar unse, Kya bolu kya bolu? Puchh unse puree shaadi aise maun vrat leke kyu baithe hai Kitne sal ka tap kar rhe hai? Apko mai pasand hu bhi ya nhi? Aap mujhse baat kyu nai kar the?
Woh Kavin
Kavin looked at forget everything by looking at his honey coloured eyes.
"Haha acchi shaadi ho gyi na Tamzham bhi Accha kiya hai. Khana bhi Accha hi hoga. Haina
Tu kuch bhi bak rhi hai. Pagal!
"Haa Purvi Kavin gave her amused look. And nodded his head with a smile.
(pov) What unhone baat ki aur smile bhi kiyaa. Aur mera Naam liya O my god o my god. Hearing her name from him, her heart missed a beat.
After sometym :
"Aree Kavin usko gulabjamun tho khilao "Purvi apne pati ko jalebi tho khilao "ice cream ka spoon ekdusre ke muh mai rakh kar photo khicho na, Haa par ice cream khana mat photo mai dikhna chahiye Ah hath bass ho gaya abhi kuch bhi nai jayaga mere pet mai. Is relatives ki tho, khana hume khilakar khud mazze le rhe hai
"Aur ye akhari mango juice ek hi glass mai, do straw dena jara" pummy aunty said,
Pummy aunty mera tummy full ho gaya hai
Abhi ghar jo aap. shaadi bhi ho gyi, Nikaloo yaha se. Control Purvi control.
In kuldevi's Mandir
"Beta, ye hamare kuldevi ka mandir hai. Humare pushto ne ye murti ghar ke mandir mai hi prastapit ki thi. Koi acchi shuruvat karni ho tho Inka ashirwad leke hi age jate hai. Aap log bhi apni nayi zindagi ki shuruvat inke ashirwad se hi kijiye" Dadaji said
Before the elder family members they took the blessings of God. Then His family came forward to take the blessings. Shreya glared at Purvi, indicating to do something. Kuch tho karna padega kya kru kya kru?
"Pani pani, pyasz lagi hai,pani do na" Someone gave a glass of mango juice in her hand.
Suddenly some noise came from the back, "Aree hume bhi ashirwad lena hai, hum gharwale jo hai, thoda side mai honaji"
'Lelo Bali ka bakara khud hi apne aap chala aa gaya,bakara nai bhaisiya. Soch kuch tho' she saw the glitter bottles on the table.
Purvi bent down to take ashirwad from pummy aunty and put aunty's pallu under the table's leg. Pummy aunty gave her ashirwad and aunty's pallu under the table's leg. Pummy aunty gave her ashirwad and moved forward. She felt tugged on her pallu with that bent down to removed her pallu. Then purvi dropped all juice on her head and then opened the glitter bottles on her head.
"Haayy rabbaa, mar gayi mai. Kya gir pada mere sir par? Yummy Kidhar gyi tu aur ye kya chamkila Sa hai?..."
All people stared at pummy aunty, weirdly.
"Mummy kya hua? Euuuu mere pass mat aayiye" yummy said
"Padmini ye kya tamasha kar rahi Hoo. Koi kaam dhang se nai hota tumse. Jao abhi, yamini usko washroom leke jaoo" Dadi said
Shreya smirked atPurvi "Yess mission completed."
"Aapne apki poti ko Hume sop diya hai, humlog uska Bahu jaisa nhi beti jaisa khyal rakhenge. Apke ghar ki lakshmi Abb malhotra Khandan ke Singhania Khandan ki shobha badayegi. Pure pyaar se ab hum apni….
"Aree itne jaldi Kahaa ! Aise nai le jane denge humari Purvi ko. Apke jutee kaha pe hai jijaji? Pehle paise do aur jutee le lo." Shreya said
Dushyanth and Rashi tried to find Kavin's shoes. "Kidhar gaye jutee? Yaha pe to the. Mai dekh rhi thi fir wo aunty chillalyyii aur.. Ohh Tabhi,Haa Tabhi shayad jutee le liye honge" Rashi said
"Duffer ek kam diya tha wo bhi nai kiya." Dushyanth said
"Aree uski koi galti nhi hai Dushyanth, hum ladki wale itne hoshiyar jo hai" Shreya said and winked at Purvi
"Tho wo sab tumne kiya?" Kavin asked Purvi
Purvi blushed"Aree jijaji jaldi se paise dedo nai tho Purvi ko apke sath nhi jane denge. Ab Aap hi tay Karoo apko paise chahiye ya biwi?" Pankaj said
"Shagun ka 1 rs. Dedo bhaiyaa sabko" Dushyanth said
"Kya only 1rs.? Tho jijaji Aap Purvi ko bhul hi jayiyega. Kam se kam 50,000 tho dijiye." Nikhil said
"Kya 50,000? Itna jyada? Bhaiyaa jane do rakhne do Bhabhi ko inke pass hi, hum ghar jate hai. Hum ladke wale hai bhai" Dushyanth said
"Hum bhi ladki wale hai aise waise nai manenge" Nikhil said
He was quietly listening to their ranting. (purvi pov)Are ye Kavin kuch bol kyu nai rhe. Inko mujhe leke jana hai bhi ya nhi.
"Mmm kavin ji? Aap dedo jo inn logo ko chahiye wo. Nahi tho Nikhil bhai aur Dushyanth mai jhagada Hoo jayega. Fir hamare ghar wale bhi bich mai aa jayenge. Aur malhotra aur singhania Khandan mai mahayuddh ho jayega. Fir hum logo..."
Kavin raised his finger to stop them, "Mai 50,000 deneko tayar hnu.
But ek shart par
"Bhaiyaa nai app kyu.." Dushyanth said
"Yeppii ladki wale Jeet gaye !" Nikhil, Shreya, Daya, Pankaj screamed together.
"Shart tho sun loo. Bhaiyaa kya karwaye inn logo se" Dushyanth said
"Kal Singhania mansion mai pooja hai. Aur pooja ke agle din reception party. Tho party mai sabko dance karna padega. Dadi Dadaji se lekar Aditya tak sabko." Kavin said
"DANCEEEE ?'
"Woww..Haa chalega, Daya hum log couple dance karenge..konsa song lenge?" Shreya said, excitedly.
"What dance? Nai baby mujhe office mai kam hai" Daya cringed.
"Mujhe Gym jana hai. Uske baad ek meeting bhi hai. Haa na bhai" Nikhil said
"Aur mujhe college hai. Ek project bhi karna hai" Pankaj said
"Nai nai Abb koi bahane nai chalenge. Dance karo ya jutee dedo" Dushyanth said
"Haa karenge na dance. Jarur karenge kyu nai karenge? Hum bhi dance karenge, aakhir gharwale jo hai" pummy aunty said
'Lo ye mhu dhoke aa bhi gayi.' They all agreed with dancing challenge and exchanged Kavin's shoes with shagun's money.
"Maine paise sirf tumhare liye diye hai,tumhe ghar le jane ke liye" Kavin said to Purvi and walked away.
Bachasey khaanmoj koor , Diy mey rukhsat myaney bhai jaan
Bachasey khaanmoj koor Diy mey rukhsat myaney bhai jaan
Bachasey khaanmoj koorr, [English Meaning of the above] (I am pampered daughter, Please bid me farewell, my brother)
Ungli pakad ke tune, Chalna sikhaya tha na
Dehleez unchi hai ye paar karade
Baba mai teri mallika Tukda hu tere dil ka
Ikk baar phirse dheleez paar kara de
Ummm..Mud ka na dekho dilbaro Dilbaro~oo,
Mud ke na dekho dilbaro Mud ka na dekho dilbaro Dilbaro~oo
Mud ke na dekho dilbaro
Fasle jo kati jayen Ugti nahi hai
Betiyan jo byahi jaye mudti nahi hai
Fasle jo kati jayen Ugti nahi hai
Betiyan jo byahi jaye mudti nahi hai
Aisi bitayi ho toh, Lambi judayi ho toh
Dehleez dil ki paar karade
Baba mai teri mallika Tukda hu tere dil ka
Ikk baar phirse dheleez paar kara de
Mud ka na dekho dilbaro Dilbaro~oo Mud ke na dekho dilbaro
Mud ka na dekho dilbaro Dilbaro~oo Mud ke na dekho dilbaro dilbaro
Mud ka na dekho dilbaro
(I love dis song )
Ye shehnai wale bidai mai yese gaane lagake hi rulate hai. But mujhe rona nai aa rhaa. Thode tho assu baha Purvi.
Then Purvi saw her Daddu-Dadi, Mom-Dad, Chachu-Chachi giving her 400watt power smile, "Aaplog kuch rona-dhona nai Karoge kya? Aap sab log khush ho,ki mai jaa rhi hnu iss ghar se?"
"Aisa nai hai meri pari. Tumhari nayi zindagi ki shuruvat hum roke nai karenge." Daddu said
"Jaa Purvi jeele apni zindagi" Chachu said.
"Kya chachu app bhi na" Purvi said and hug all of them. Then she saw Daya and Nikhil are crying at the corner.
"Bhai Aap log kyu ro rhe hoo. Aap logo ko tho khush hona chahiye na?"
"Mai tho sirf dance karneki khayal se hi ro rha hnu" Daya said
"Aree khushi ke aasu hai. Tu jayegi tho tere room ko mai mera personal gym karunga" Nikhil said
"Bhai mere room ko hath bhi lagaya na tho teri haddi-pasali ek kar dungi"
"Bhabhi Chalooo aab se mai apka bhai. Chalo car tayar hai" Dushyanth said
Purvi turned to looked at Kavin, he was in brief conversation with her Dadi and Daddu.
In car
Ek ghanta ho gaya gaadi me, bore ho rhi hnu. Ye Kavin tho chuppi chodne ka naam hi nai le rhe.
Finally the car stopped in front of the Singhania house. Finally pohach gaye. Kavin goes off the car without saying anything. Ye mujhe liye bina hi jayenge?
Then suddenly he opened the car door.
"Purvi, Chalo ghar aa gaya" Kavinsaid clasping her hand in his.
Note: Ignore spelling mistakes plz….
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Shabnam