Started writing this right after Andres: Idiot of the Year we're writing this chapter. Yep, pretty dope. So let's get this started.
Disclaimer: Neither me or Tasha own Total Drama or Violetta, if we did Zoey wouldn't have been such an idiot and a Mary Sue in All-Stars.
This Chapter was named by Ways.
Total Drama Mix
Episode 1:
Welcome To Hell, Population: 51 Part 1
"Welcome to Total Drama Mix!" Chris McLean exclaimed from a dock on an island that looked exactly like Wawankwa. "We're here on a brand new island, that looks exactly like the last one so the contestants can feel right at home on Wawankwa 2.0. This season we're going to have everyone who has ever competed playing the game and thirteen new contestants from Studio 21and the reality show Talents 21, which our own Courtney tried to get into! So get ready for all the action, all the romance and all the drama. Right here! Right now! On Total Drama… Mix!"
Theme Song
"Now, it's time for the contestants to come in and as a nod to season one of Total Drama we're going to have them all come in on boats." Chris exclaimed.
A boat came in and on it was a boy with spiky dark hair and tanned skin. He wore a blue t-shirt, jeans and sneakers. He had a small smile on his face as the boat sailed into the dock.
"Look it's Mike!" Chris exclaimed as Mike walked onto the dock.
"Hi Chris!" Mike beamed.
"Hey dude, how does it feel to be back?" Chris asked him.
Mike nodded. "It feels great, especially since my personalities are gone!"
Chris sighed. "You don't actually believe they're gone do you?"
"Of course they're gone!" Mike insisted. "We pressed the reset button together and then I was able to defeat Mal."
"Sure, Mike…" Chris rolled his eyes. "Just go stand over there."
"Okay!" Mike smiled.
Just then another boat sailed in and another person walked on the dock. This person had brown hair that was under a forest green toque and wore a sweat shirt and pants of the same color.
"Ezekiel!" Chris shouted. "How does it feel to be completely human again?"
"It feels tight, yo!" Ezekiel exclaimed.
Chris rolls his eyes. "So what do you think about being back on the Island?"
"It feels great!" Ezekiel said. "And this time I'm gonna win it!"
"Don't get hope your hopes up Zeke." Chris said patting the boy's shoulder. "Anyways you can go stand with Mike over there."
"Cool." Ezekiel smiled.
"Hi Zeke, I see you're not feral anymore." Mike greeted him.
Zeke nodded. "Yep and that means I'm gonna win!"
"Well, I'm sure you will Ezekiel!" Mike said trying to be supportive.
"Boring!" Chris shouted. "Oh good, this next contestant is sure to spice things up!"
The girl stepped off of her boat and onto the dock. She had here black hair tied into a short pony tail and had piercing onyx colored eyes, along with that she had a mole. She wore an ocean blue muscle shirt and shorts.
"Eva!" Chris announced. "How does it feel to finally be back?"
Eva walked past him. "No comment."
"Hi Eva!" Mike smiled. "It's good to be competing against you!"
"Yeah, and I'm gonna beat you too." Eva rolled her eyes.
"Okay…" Mike rears back a little not wanting to continue the conversation with the fitness buff.
"Oh No!" Chris shouted. "I thought I made sure she wouldn't come!"
Stepping onto the dock was a girl with short brown hair and was wearing a pink parka and blue jeans.
"Yeah, did you know my great Uncle Phillip invented getting rid of people, before that they would never leave! How sad…" Staci announced.
"Hi Staci…" Chris greeted.
Staci nodded. "My cousin twice removed invented saying hi to people, before that people would just walk past each other without greeting. How sad…"
Chris pushed the girl towards the other contestants that had arrived. "Very sad, now go away!"
"Hi Staci…" Mike gave the girl a half hearted greeting.
The girl smiled. "Hi Mike, did you know that my great great grandfather Gary Stu invented reset buttons!"
"Oh really!" Mike said excitedly.
"Yeah," Staci nodded. "Before that people actually learned to deal with their problems, how sad…"
"Fascinating." The next contestant deadpanned as he walked onto the dock. There stood a rather short Indian boy. Along with his dark skin he had dark root brown hair and he wore a maroon sweater with a blue vest over it along with khaki shorts and sneakers.
"Welcome Noah." Chris smirked at the bookworm.
Noah rolled his eyes. "I don't want to speak to you Chris, I specifically told you that I didn't want to be in this stupid show and now I'm forced onto another stupid season."
"Don't you love it?" Chris asked.
"Yeah sure," Noah deadpanned. "Almost as much as I love getting a tooth pulled."
"Killjoy." Chris grumbled as the bookworm passed by him without another word.
Mike smiled at Noah. "Hi Noah!"
"I'm sorry." Noah deadpanned. "I don't talk to anyone so delusional that they'll invent a reset button in their head just to say that their mental disorder is gone."
"But Chester, Svetlana, Vito, Manitoba and Mal are gone!" Mike insisted.
"Oh really?" Mike asked.
"Yep." Mike nodded.
Noah then proceeded to stomp on Mike's foot.
This caused the boy to yelp before he let out a sharp gasp. Immediately the boy hunched over, squeezed his right eye shut and let his bottom lip fall as low as he possibly could. "Darn you, whippersnapper! How dare you do something like that back in my day we knew how to respect our elders!"
"I rest my case." Noah rolled his eyes and walked over to Eva who nodded at him in acknowledgement.
"Wow…" Staci gaped at the next contestant to step onto the dock.
It was a man who had tanned skin, blue eyes, well stylized dark brown hair and well toned features; he wore a forest green muscle shirt and dark skinny jeans. He gave everyone on the dock his winning smile that only made Staci swoon.
Chris grinned. "Justin! How's it going man?"
"Good." Justin nodded. "Owen isn't on the show again is he? I refuse to compete if he's here."
"We'll just have to see Justin!" Chris laughed.
Justin sighed and walked over to the others. "Hey guys."
"My great grandfather Jacob invented… wow… wow…" Staci was at a loss for words as she looked at Justin.
"Impressive," Noah smirked. "You made Chatty Cathy here shut up."
"What can I say?" Justin flipped his hair. "It's only natural. Isn't that right Eva?"
"Not really." The fitness buff rolled her eyes. "I got over your looks in season 2."
"Yeah, but she hasn't." Justin grinned at the fact that someone was swooning over him for once.
Ezekiel shrugged. "I agree with Eva, I don't see it. Eh."
"You're not supposed to see it Ezekiel." Noah rolled his eyes.
"Here comes the next contestant!" Chris announced as another contestant came onto the dock.
This one was a dark skinned boy who was shorter than everyone, even Noah. He had dark brown eyes and glasses as well as a buzz cut. Along with the glasses he wore a red sweatshirt and yellow shorts.
"Is this an exact replica of the original island?" The boy asked.
"Would you look at that?" Chris asked. "It's the winner of Total Drama Revenge of the Island: Cameron, everyone!"
"Hello Chirs," Cameron smiled. "It's so good to be back."
"Great Cameron, why don't you go and talk to everyone else." Chris suggested.
Cameron nodded before going over to the others.
"Hi Cam!" Mike smiled at his friend.
Cameron's smile grew bigger. "Hi Mike, glad to see you got on!"
"Yeah and it's going to be great without my personalities!" Mike exclaimed.
Cameron's smile fell. "Mike, how many times do I have to tell you that they're not gone."
"But they are Cameron!" Mike insisted. "Me and my personalities agreed to press the reset button."
"Yeah, I know Mike, I saw it on tv." Cameron sighed. "But your subconscious invented the reset button in order for you to get back in control for some amount of time, it was able to suppress Mal and allow you to be in most of the control again but now you're in denial that they're still there. Svetlana, Chester, Vito and Manitoba all lied to you about it getting rid of them."
"Thank you," Noah smirked. "Someone else who actually acknowledges the reasons why it can't happen."
"You don't know that Cameron," Mike said. "They don't talk to me anymore so they must be gone!"
"Extreme!" A voice shouted from nowhere.
Everyone looked to see a boy with long brown hair under a red headband and brown eyes standing on top of the boat. Along with that he wore a red track suit. The boy then proceeded to jump off the boat and onto the dock only to make a hole in the dock.
"Tyler everyone!" Chris exclaimed.
The boy then rose from the water.
"I'm okay…" He said before climbing onto the dock only to slip and knock himself out.
"See why I don't talk to him?" Eva asked Noah who only shrugged.
"Why is Tyler knocked out on the floor?" The next person asked.
"What happened to the seven boats that I made sure would drive Sadie, Katie and Staci around the lake before taking them back to the playa." Chris wondered allowed.
"Like rude!" The fat girl with two black pigtails wearing a pink and black striped tube top and pink short shorts that were about five sizes too small for her shouted.
"Hi Sadie…" Chris sighed.
Sadie smiled, completely forgetting about Chris's earlier comment. "Hi Chris!"
Chris rolled his eyes. "Just go stand with everyone else."
"Okay." Sadie said before running off and standing with the others.
Chris then looked and saw someone else had arrived. "Oh look Beverly is here!"
The large dark skinned boy rolled his eyes as he wordlessly walked past the host. He wore a large grey sweatshirt, red jean shorts and a red hat that he wore backwards.
"Still a man of few words I see." Chris commented as the next camper arrived.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The new contestant squealed.
She wore the exact same outfit as Sadie only it actually fit her this time and was of dark complexion. She also wore the same pig tails as well.
"Katie's back." Chris sighed as the girl completely ignored the host and ran to Sadie.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Katie and Sadie squealed together.
"Great…" Noah rolled his eyes. "The return of the wonder twins."
"They're not all that bad…" Mike tried to be sympathetic behind his cringe.
"Noah's right home dog!" Ezekiel shouted. "They're more annoying than I was in World Tour."
"Shut up!" Eva shouted pulling the two of them apart.
"Thank you Eva." Chris smiled.
"No problem." Eva smirked.
"Uh hello?" A girl with a chestnut brown pony tail, large black rimmed glasses and wore a vest full of various girl scout badges under a green shirt and pink pants. "Can I talk now? I've been waiting here for like ten minutes."
"Really?" Chris asked. "I didn't notice, Beth."
"Thanks Chris…" Beth rolled her eyes.
Chris nodded. "Yep, Beth is here!"
"Hi guys."Beth waved at the other contestants.
"Hi Beth, it's nice to see you competing again." Cameron said with excitement.
Beth smirked, "I'm ready to play again and this time I'm gonna win!"
Ezekiel laughed. "You'll have to get passed me first! Cuz I'm winnin' this season!"
"Sure…" Chris rolled his eyes. Chris then got excited as he pointed at the next boat. "Here comes Scott!"
The boy who stepped onto the dock had slicked back red hair and ocean blue eyes. Along with that he wore a white undershirt, blue jeans and black boots.
"The winner of Total Drama Mix, coming through!" Scott yelled as he shoved past the host.
"Rude…" Chris grumbled.
"You think you're the winner of Total Drama Mix?" Eva asked.
Scott glared at her. "Yeah, I do. What's it to you?"
"Nothing except I'm winning this season!" Eva growled as she clenched her fist at the boy.
"Not a chance," Scott laughed. "I'm winning this season and nothin's getting in my way?"
"I wouldn't say nothing…" A voice scolded Scott causing him to immediately turn towards it in fear.
Standing on the dock was a Latina girl with chocolate brown eyes and wore a white button down shirt that had the sleeves rolled up so that it would make cuffs under a grey sweater vest and khaki pants.
"H-H-Hey Courtney…" Scott stammered.
"Whipped." Ezekiel whispered to Noah who nodded with a small smile.
Chris laughed. "Yep, looks like Scourtney's finally here."
"Chris, I would prefer that you do not use that ridiculous shipping name," Courtney told the host, "We are simply Scott and Courtney and will not adopt such a foolish name like Scourtney."
"Exactly!" Scott agreed.
Courtney hushed him. "Quite Scott, the adults are talking."
"Yes, Courtney." Scott sighed with his head hung low.
"As I was saying, we would both appreciate if you did not call us Scourtney as we are both individuals who-"
"Gosh, Courtney no one cares about your individualization from Scott." Another voice said to them.
The next person stepped onto the dock and was a ginger boy who wore glasses and had a face covered in freckles. He wore a blue shirt with a hamburger on it and green pants.
"Thank you, Harold." Chris sighed before he spat on the ground. "Yuck! Never thought I'd be saying that."
"Just go stand over there…" Chris rolled his eyes.
"Okay." Harold said walking over to the others.
"Both of you!" Chris shouted at Courtney.
"I have the right to stand next to you if I want to." Courtney scoffed.
Chris rolled his eyes. "I have the right to eliminate you here and now if I want to as well, Courtney."
Courtney scoffed before walking going over to stand next to Scott.
The next contestant then stepped on the dock was a girl with silky blonde hair that reached her shoulders and wore white framed sunglasses that hid her eyes. Along with that she wore a pink tank top and white skinny jeans.
"I'm ready to be a star!" She shouted.
"Dakota!" Chris announced. "How does it feel to no longer be a mutant freak?"
Dakota glared at Chris. "Great Chris, but no thanks to you! It was Daddy's money that was able to get me cured."
"Whatever, just go stand next to the others." Chris told her.
Dakota obliged and went to stand with the other contestants.
"Wow…" Ezekiel gawked as he got a good look at the girl. "You're really pretty."
"And I have a boyfriend so back off, prairie feral boy!" Dakota shouted at the homeschool.
"You didn't have to be so mean, Dakota!" Harold shouted before adding his signature, "Gosh!"
The next boat came by only for no one to step off of it.
Chris looked into the boat confused. "What the heck? Where's Izzy?"
The host was stopped as he heard a familiar war cry to be heard from within the island. Chris turned to see the redhead swing on a vine right towards him.
"Shit." Chris breathed under his breath before colliding with the redhead.
The girl in a lime green shirt that showed off the top of her cleavage through a small triangle of open skin along and a green skirt, she had the same color lime green eyes along with her long frizzy, unkempt hair red hair struck a pose from atop the downed host. "Oh yeah, fox style!" She announced.
"What the hell!" Chris shouted from under her. "Get off me, Izzy!"
Izzy stomped on him before cackling like a maniac and running over to the others. Cameron yelped upon seeing the girl and quickly hid behind Mike.
"Noah!" Izzy cheered upon seeing the bookworm. "How are you?"
Noah sighed. "Fine Izzy,"
"YAY!" She cheered.
"It's okay Cam, she won't hurt you." Mike insisted to the fearful boy.
Cameron shook his head. "Maybe not you, but she will hurt me!"
"Oh don't be silly Cameron I don't bite." Izzy insisted. Cameron began to timidly come out from his hiding place before she added. "Much."
Cameron yelped at this and quickly hid behind Mike again.
"Izzy, you shouldn't terrorize Cameron." A new voice insisted. "He's so little."
"Aw… but it's fun!" Izzy said to the surfer girl.
Bridgette sighed as she walked onto the dock. Her emerald green eyes slightly dimming at this as her blonde pony tail followed after her. She wore a blue sweatshirt and khaki pants.
"Bridgette's here." Chris announced.
Eva growled at the girl and Bridgette slightly jumped at this. Eva laughed. "I'll enjoy crushing you."
"SHA-LIGHTNING!" A high pitched voice announced.
"Lightning, everyone!" Chris announced as the Revenge of The Island runner-up stepped onto the dock.
He had chocolate brown skin and his snow white hair shaved into a buzz cut and wore a blue t-shirt with a lightning symbol on it as well as green shorts.
"Sha-Lightning strikes!" Lightning said as he flexed his muscles.
Eva scoffed. "Got something to prove jockstrap?"
"Yeah, I'm twice as buff as you are!" Justin insisted.
"Y'all just jealous cuz the sha-Lightning got farther than the both of y'all and he was a sha-All Star!" Lightning bragged.
"Please," Noah rolled his eyes, "I wouldn't have wanted to be in that shitty season even if I was asked to come."
Beth nodded. "Noah's kinda right…"
"Sha-jealous!" Lightning shouted.
Noah was about to answer before he was interrupted by several whoops and hollers.
"Party on!" The voice shouted.
Everyone looked to see a boy with long blonde hair wearing a cowboy hat and wearing an open button down pink shirt that exposed his abs and blue jean shorts.
"Geoff's here." Chris announced.
"Woo-hoo!" He shouted as he jumped off the boat.
Bridgette smiled seeing her boyfriend. "Geoff!" She shouted and ran over to him and they started making out.
"Of course!" Everyone, including Chris shouted.
"Seriously?" A voice asked. "I come to this island only to find Gidgette here sucking face?"
The girl was a lanky Asian with piercing obsidian eyes and long black hair. She wore a maroon tube top along with khaki short shorts.
"Yes!" Chris shouted excited at the competitor who just arrived. "Heather's here!"
Heather scoffed as she came off the boat. "Better believe it."
"Good to see you again, Heather!" Chris smiled at her.
Heather rolled her eyes. "I know you only care because I bring ratings."
"You catch on quickly Heather." Chris laughed. "I like that, go stand with everyone else."
"Whatever." Heather flipped her hair.
Heather then scanned the campers that had already arrived before her eyes landed on Beth. "Ew, who invited you back?" She asked her.
Beth glared at the girl. "I have just as much a right to be here as you do Heather!"
Heather scoffed. "Yeah just as much a right to be here as you did in World Tour and All Stars, not to mention the fact that you were not a guest in Revenge of the Island when even Ezekiel was a guest."
Beth hung her head low. "Hey don't be such a jerk to her, Heather!" Cameron spoke up.
Heather laughed. "And you're going to stop me?"
Cameron slightly trembled at this and Heather laughed. "Exactly, shrimp!"
"Ey! Wha's the big idea? Ya'll should pay a lot more attention ta' me!" A familiar jersey accent shouted.
The next girl who stepped on the dock had her hair done up in a pouf and had way too much make up on. Along with that she wore a tight purple shirt and skinny jeans.
"Anne Maria's back!" Chris announced.
Anne Maria walked on to the dock and continued spraying her hair spray.
Harold then starts to hack and cough in the presence of the hair spray. "Gosh, Anne Maria! I've already told you not to do that in my presence. Curse you for your insensitivity towards other people's allergies! Gosh!"
"Whateva." The Jersey Shore reject rolled her eyes.
Chris rolled his eyes. "Can we bring someone else in now?"
And speak of the devil a large boy stepped onto the dock. He had greasy blonde hair and blue eyes. He wore a large white shirt with a blue Canadian maple leaf on his stomach along with green shorts.
"Hey guys!" The boy said to everyone.
Chris cheered. "Owen's here everyone!"
"Owen!" The campers cheered with the exception of Noah, Heather, Tyler, Eva, Courtney, B, Bridgette and Geoff. Of course Tyler was still knocked out and Bridgette and Geoff were still making out.
"Wow, I really missed this place…" Owen sniffed. "It looks just like the old island, thanks Chris!"
Chris smiled. "Thank you, someone who actually appreciates my hard work."
"No problem." Owen smiled pointing back at the host.
Chris nodded. "Now go stand with the others."
"Woo Hoo!" Owen cheered running over to the other contestants.
"Hey guys!" Owen cheered.
Beth smiled at the chubby boy. "Hi Owen."
"Hey Beth, nice to see you again." Owen enveloped the girl in a massive bear hug. "I remember the days when we were on the Grips, good times!"
Beth laughed at this before Owen put her down and went over to some of the ROTI contestants. "Cameron! It's good to see you again fellow winner!"
Cameron chuckled as well. "Good to see you too Owen."
"How did these two win Total Drama?" Eva whispered to Ezekiel.
The prairie boy nodded. "I know right! I should've won. Both of their seasons too."
Noah rolled his eyes at the home school's comment before being enveloped in a bear hug of his own from Owen.
Owen laughed. "Noah, buddy I missed you!"
Noah patted the boy's head. "I missed you to Owen."
"Weee!" Izzy cheered as she landed on Owen's head. "It ain't a party till Izzy's here!"
"Izzy!" Owen smiled.
"Owen, I missed you!" Izzy announced from around the boy's shoulders.
Owen nodded, while still holding a rather annoyed Noah. "I missed you too, Izzy!"
"Come here!" Izzy shouted and grabbed the boy around the fat boy's ears for them to start making out.
"Can you please put me down?" Noah asked not enjoying being in close quarters with the embracing their reimbursed relationship.
Owen then dropped Noah in response.
"Thank you." The bookworm said from where he face planted on the floor.
The next person who stepped on the dock laughed. "Who went and left you on the floor?"
The girl was of average fight and had pale skin and onyx eyes. She wore a little black eye shadow, pale blue lipstick and had streaks of blue in her hair. To top off the appearance she wore a dark shirt that consisted of a pale blue, forest green and obsidian as well as a black skirt, leggings and boots.
"Guess the season 1 finalists have arrived." Chris commented. "It's Gwen!"
Gwen rolled her eyes. "Don't think I'm happy to be here Chris. I already made up with Courtney so I don't even care about this damn show anymore."
"Too bad!" Chris smirked before pulling out a stack of papers. "You're under contract so I can bring you back whenever I want!"
"Great…" Gwen sighed.
Gwen then walked over to the others and stood next to Courtney who gave her a small smile which she returned.
"Cheer up, Gwen." Courtney tried to cheer her friend up. "Who knows maybe you'll find your special guy this season."
"Yeah right…" Gwen rolled her eyes. "No offense to you or Scott but I am done with Total Drama guys."
"What about Cameron?" Dakota asked. "You kissed him last season."
Cameron shook his head. "Gwen and I are just good friends. She only kissed me in the All Stars because everyone else was kissing and she didn't want to feel awkward."
"Thank you Cameron," Gwen sighed in relief. "You have no idea how many creepy Gwamon shippers have asked me about it."
Cameron nodded. "Duncan and Geoff keep making fun of me about it."
"Aw… Cam you poor thing." A certain redhead said as she hugged the small boy.
"Mary Su-" Chris announced before realizing his blunder and correcting it. "Er… I mean Zoey has arrived!"
The girl hugging Cameron had her red hair tied into two pig tails along with a flower resting in it. She wore a red shirt, heels and khaki pants.
Zoey smiled at him once she released him, "Cheer up Cam, I'm sure Duncan and Geoff will stop."
Eva snorted at that. "Duncan stopping to pick on pipsqueak here, you're kidding right?"
"Well I'm sure if we asked him nicely…" Zoey insisted.
Noah chuckled. "How in the hell did you win season 5?"
"Aw… you watched?" She asked.
Noah face palmed at this.
"You're really that bad?" Justin asked.
Zoey looked at him confused. "What do you mean?"
"You're really Mary Sue." Justin answered. "I mean, it's really bad."
Zoey was about to answer before Mike stepped in front of her. "You apologize to her, Justin. That wasn't very nice."
Izzy laughed, still riding on Owen's shoulders. "I'll only apologize when the monkey moon bandits come and take my ice cream."
"What happened?" Tyler asked, finally regaining consciousness.
"More hell at this place, Tyler. That's what." The next contestant answered.
He had sky blue eyes and black hair but the things that set him apart from the rest were his several piercings and his green Mohawk. He wore a black shirt with a skull on it, blue jean shorts and red converse.
"Oh, hey Duncan." Tyler said, still a little dazed.
"Hey!" Chris shouted. "It's my job to introduce people, not yours Tyler!"
"Sorry…" The sporto droned in response.
"Uh hello? What about me?" Duncan asked.
"Oh yeah." Chris remembered. "Go stand with the others."
"Whatever." Duncan rolled his eyes.
He scanned the other contestants before his eyes fell on the ex CIT. He immediately strutted towards her and lazily threw an arm around her. "Hey Princess, missed you these past few months. Have you been avoiding me?"
Courtney shoved the delinquent off of her. "Yeah, I kinda have. I'm dating someone else if you haven't noticed."
"Really, who?" Duncan asked.
"She's dating you!" Scott shouted. "Wait- I mean me!"
Duncan laughed. "This is your replacement? Even Alejandro was a better choice!"
"Hey!" Heather shouted.
Courtney shoved him off of her. "Back off!"
"Whatever, you'll come back eventually." Duncan smirked.
He then slinked over to Gwen. "Hey Pasty, you miss me?"
"No." Gwen answered with a scowl as he pushed him away.
"Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh." The next person laughed his incredibly stupid laugh.
This contestant was a chubby boy who wore tiny round glasses, had curly chestnut brown hair and small beard of the same color. He wore a cream colored sweater with yellow, blue and orange stripes running across his stomach and blue jean shorts.
"Sam everyone!" Chris shouted as he walked past him.
Sam smiled as he approached his now non-mutated girlfriend. "Hey Dakota."
"Hi Sammy…" The girl cooed as Sam walked next to her and instead of the make out session everyone expected they simply held hands, grinning at each other.
"Haven't seen you since you left to get the whole Dakotazoid thing fixed." Sam thought back to when she had left. "You look great now."
The girl blushed. "Thanks Sammy, I thought you'd be disappointed when I came back normal."
Sam shook his head. "Nah, you'll always be awesome whether you're a normal girl or a ten foot monster or even a Goomba or a Metalhead. As long as you're with me I'll be happy."
"Awwwww…" Sadie, Katie, Courtney, Bridgette (who stopped making out just to say awwww) and Zoey gushed at Sam's testament of love.
"You're the best." Dakota smiled at him after giving the gamer a kiss on the cheek.
Sam chuckled. "Awesome!"
"Yeah, not really." Chris deadpanned. "That was BORING! Somebody else come before I puke."
And with that a new girl stepped onto the dock. She was a heavy set girl with dark brown eye and her hair tied back into a single pony tail. She wore a cream colored shirt that had kumquats across her bust and blue jeans.
"Leshawna in the house baby!" The girl said.
Chris sighed in relief. "Thank you Leshawna, how does it feel to be back?"
"Terrible." Leshawna stated. "I'm only back so I can win the CASH MONEY, none of this stupid drama shit."
Chris smirked. "You can run from it Leshawna, but you can't hide."
"Whateva Chris." Leshawna rolled her eyes and walked over to the others.
She stood next to Lightning. "What's up brotha?" She asked the athlete.
"Sha-not much." Lightning answered. "How 'bout sha-you?"
"I'm good." Leshawna smirked. "Sucks to be on this crappy game doesn't it?"
"Sha-no." Lightning shook his head. "I'm winning this sha-game and won't be beaten by sha-loser weakinglings."
Leshawna laughed. "I guess I'll see you in the finale then."
"Dream on," Heather scoffed. "None of you losers will make it to the finale."
"Seriously Heather?" Leshawna asked. "I thought we were tight now?"
Heather rolled her eyes. "Outside of the game, but when we're here everyone is a threat or an enemy unless seen as useful."
"Seriously Heather?" Courtney asked. "It's okay to have a few friends in the game."
"Yeah because that worked out so well for you last season." Heather laughed.
"Better than your immunity idol did." Heather shot back.
Heather scoffed. "Whatever."
"What are we doing again?" A new voice asked.
"Her knockers never get old, eh." Ezekiel whispered to Duncan who couldn't help but nod in agreement.
The girl did have a particularly large bust like Ezekiel said along with sky blue eyes and silky blond hair. She wore a conflicted look on her face as well as a red shirt that 'left little to imagination,' a short skirt and brown cowboy boots.
"Lindsay's back!" Chris smiled, his eyes resting on the girl's chest as she walked by.
"Hi Chip!" Lindsay smiled as she walked past him.
Chris didn't care as he was too busy staring at her rear as she walked towards the others.
"Lindsay!" Tyler shouted, running over to his girlfriend.
Lindsay jumped with glee. "Oh my gosh Tyler!" She ran over to him as well.
Of course Tyler being Tyler tripped and fell face planting on the dock once again. This caused Noah to facepalm.
Lindsay quickly crouched down next to her fallen flame. "Oh my gosh, is he gonna be okay?"
"Oh yes, he'll be fine." The girl with steel grey eyes, pale blond hair and purple lipstick answered. She wore a lime green jacket, a simple grey skirt and leggings of the same color. "His aura was just excited but sadly the hex that was put on him as a child is still in place. I'm glad I'm competing with him, perhaps I can remove it."
"Yeah, sure Dawn…" Noah rolled his eyes. "Tyler has a hex on him and isn't just as uncoordinated as a five legged camel."
"Oh my gosh, you've seen one of those too?" Izzy asked. "I have back when I confronted the space bandits in the Fusionfall Universe with Ed we fought them together."
"What the hell a' ya' tawlkin' about psycho?" Anne Maria asked.
Owen shrugged. "Isn't that one of the wonderful things about Izzy? She always has new and exciting stories to tell."
Dawn simply ignored the comments and answered Noah. "But of course, Tyler was born to be a star athlete but a demon from the ninth star of Trenton cursed him to be like this until he's eighty-one years old."
"Aw… Poor Tyler…" Lindsay sighed, kissing the unconscious boy on the cheek.
"Did somebody nine?" A voice eagerly asked.
The person who had asked the question had wavy black hair, emerald green eyes and wore a long sleeved shirt that was a pale green with a large hand print on it and the sleeves were camo colors along with that he wore green cargo pants.
"You're still on that, Trent?" Gwen asked.
Trent shook his head. "Heh heh, sorry about that it's a force of habit with all these fanfiction writers I always end up some sort of crazy."
"What?" Justin asked.
"You know my uncle -permanently removed from the family- Deebag invented breaking the fourth wall. Before that people wouldn't refer to the world outside the story, how sad." Staci announced.
"No!" Chris shouted. "No breaking or mentioning of the fourth wall this show is on a budget, we only get so much money from U-Mix and the producers and now we gotta go and get the rights to referring the real world!"
Courtney steamed. "What? Chris you don't need to get rights to the real world?"
"Shush Courtney!" Chris hushed the girl.
"Don't be so mean to her," The next contestant said. "What did she ever do to you?"
The boy had caramel colored skin and had beady brown eyes as well as a small beard. Along with that he wore a white beanie a green football jersey with a large D on the front and green cargo shorts.
"You're kidding, right?" Chris asked.
"What hasn't Courtney done to us?" Beth asked the good natured animal lover. "To all of us?"
The others nodded and murmured in agreement, including Scott.
"What!" Courtney shouted. "I haven't done bad things to all of you! I haven't even competed with at least five of you."
"You called me a mutant freak!" Dakota steamed.
"You used me as a human shield!" Sam accused her.
"You're a psychotic ragoholic bitch!" Duncan shouted.
"You claimed you invented ancestry!" Staci screamed.
"You ruin my damn show!" Chris insisted.
"Uh, hello? I run this damn show." Courtney scoffed.
No one bothered commenting as the next camper arrived.
He had his black hair in a crew cut and steely grey eyes. Along with that he wore a green muscle shirt and khaki shorts, along with that he wore dog tags around his neck.
"Corporal Brick McArthur: Reporting for duty!" Brick saluted.
Chris smiled. "At ease soldier now go and join your fellow cast mates."
"Yes sir!" Brick nodded before running off.
Brick then stood next to DJ. "Hey you're the hero from season 4."
"I wouldn't call myself a hero…" Brick shrugged.
DJ shook his head. "Are you kidding? The way you saved Mike, Zoey and Cameron from the mines even though it cost you the win? You're just great man."
"Thanks." Brick smiled at DJ.
Duncan nodded. "Y'know I always wanted to be in the army. It's so cool, all these soldiers get to say "Hoo Ha!" and look so badass."
"I did meet a few guys like that." Brick nodded. "All gung-ho and ready to serve for their country, good soldiers."
"Really?" Duncan smirked. "Hey Brick, do you know any hot soldier chicks who could use a good time?"
Brick flushed red at that. "Uh…"
"I think you guys broke Brick…" The next contestant questioned the still sputtering soldier.
The boy had a gap in his teeth as well as sky blue eyes and chestnut brown hair. He wore a short sleeved striped shirt with a collar and cuffs that stopped just below his elbows and blue jeans.
"Oh nah, he's fine Cody." Duncan rolled his eyes.
Cody shrugged. "Alright then…"
Cameron smiled at him. "Hi Cody it's nice to finally meet you; Gwen and Sierra have told me so much about you!"
"Don't talk to me." Cody scoffed not bothering to even look at the boy.
"What the heck, Cody?" Gwen asked. "Cameron's pretty cool, I thought you would be good friends."
Cody shook his head. "No."
"Why?" Zoey asked him.
"Cameron kissed Gwen!" Cody shouted. "You know how long I've been barking up that tree? Cameron shows up for one season and she kisses him. I've been trying to get that kiss for four seasons!"
"That's just sad." Heather laughed.
"Seriously." Eva nodded.
"It didn't even mean anything!" Cameron shouted.
Gwen nodded. "We only kissed because everyone else kissed. We just didn't wanna feel out of the loop."
Cody just scoffed. "Whatever. The only thing worse would be if Sierra came."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CODYKINS AND CAMMYKINS!" The next contestant cheered.
"Ah!" Both geeks screamed before hiding behind Mike and Gwen.
The next girl who stepped on the dock had caramel colored skin and a single long braid that ran down her back that as dyed purple. She wore a dull yellow tube top and jeans.
She quickly ran to the two boys and tightly wrapped them in each of her arms. "Yay! Now I get to have the both of you together!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cody cried.
Cameron gasped for air. "Somebody help!"
The next contestant chuckled. "Silly Sierra."
"Alejandro! Please help!" Cameron begged.
Cody nodded. "Yeah we'll give you anything!"
"Anything…?" The man stroked his goatee in thought. Alejandro was a tall muscular Latino who had long dark brown hair and emerald green eyes. He wore a red button down shirt that had the top three buttons open to expose his white undershirt as well as dark wash jeans.
"Yes, anything!" Cameron agreed.
The man smirked before adopting his manipulative tone. "Sierra, perhaps it would be best if you let Cody and Cameron go free. It would be a shame if they were to lose too much oxygen and perish. Then you wouldn't have either of them. Hmm… Chica?"
"OMG you're right!" Sierra released the two boys causing them to scramble away from her. "Thanks Alejandro, I don't know what I would do without my Codycam."
"Well now we won't have to find out. Will we Sierra?" Alejandro smiled.
Sierra nodded in agreement and with that Alejandro walked over to Heather.
"Hola mi amor." Alejandro cooed.
Heather shook her head. "No. You're not getting anything from me until after the competition."
"But we could be a team!" Alejandro insisted. "We would go far together."
Heather scoffed. "And that would be way too obvious."
"Oh," Alejandro sighed.
"An alliance with your girlfriend…" Heather mumbled. "As if he thinks I'm stupid…"
"Move aside maggots!" A new voice shouted. "The winner of Total Drama Mix. Has arrived.
The girl who stepped on the dock had mauve colored eyes and her dirty blond hair in a pixie cut. In addition to that she wore a grey sweatshirt and sweatpants.
"Jo, sweet!" Chris smiled. "Another real competitor!"
"Better believe it McLean. And this time I'm gonna win! No stupid bitch or a clever little toothpick are gonna stop me this time." She boasted.
"We'll see about that, Jo." Chris said.
Jo snorted. "You mean you will see, like I said I'm winning."
"Oh I'm terrified." Noah deadpanned.
"Got something to prove string bean?" Jo threatened him with a clenched fist in the bookworm's face.
"Please?" Noah scoffed. "I get threatened every other minute on this show, whatever you have to offer can't possibly be worse than what Heather, Alejandro or Duncan have threatened me with."
Jo growled before moving on to see the still sputtering Brick. "Who went and broke Sir Wets-A-Lot?"
Duncan laughed. "Apparently he can't handle me asking to have sex with his little military friends."
Jo laughed at this.
"YEAH!" Tyler shouted finally waking up again.
"Yay!" Lindsay clapped at the jock's revival.
He chuckled. "What happened?"
"Don't worry about it, Tyler." Chris answered.
"So is that everyone?" Beth asked.
"Has to be." Eva answered. "This is all of us."
"Not exactly," Sierra quipped. "There's always Blainely."
"Ew…" Heather cringed. "I hope she's not coming back."
"God No." Chris laughed. "That bitch is never coming back on this show."
Confessional:
(Noah)
"Well at least Chris has shown us that he's not completely brain dead." Noah smirked.
End Confessional
"But what about Mr. Coconut?" Owen asked.
Gwen sighed. "No offense Owen, but he died back in season 1."
"But Mr. Cocunut has appeared in many other episodes subsequent to his death. He was even in the All Stars finale!"
"See Gwen, he could compete again." Owen smiled.
Chris rolled his eyes. "You guys really think I'd let a coconut compete again?"
"Aw…" Owen sighed.
"So then that is all of us." Harold said. "The chances of Chris bringing in anyone else in at this point are highly unlikely."
"Well you're wrong we're bringing in thirteen new contestants."
Confessional:
(Scott)
"Great make the competition even bigger Chris…" Scott scoffed.
(Sierra)
Sierra squeed. "New contestants? Yay! I gotta give my blog follows the updates on each and every one of them!" Sierra squeed once again.
End Confessional
"You're kidding!" Gwen shouted. "Don't we have a big enough cast already."
"Nope." Chris smirked. "The more the merrier as I always say."
"Do we know these people?" Courtney asks.
Chris shrugged. "Some of you might, but not personally."
"Then who are they?" Heather shouted.
"We have decided to bring in some of the students from the Studio 21, including the eight that were on the show Talents 21!" Chris announced.
"I loved Talents 21!" Sadie, Katie, Beth, Bridgette, Lindsay, Sierra, Mike, Dakota, Zoey, Dawn and surprisingly Duncan exclaimed.
"What?" Everyone asked looking at Duncan.
"I mean, that's the name of this porno I watch." He quickly covered up his blunder, no one could know that he was a closet fan of the show.
"Great… Now I gotta edit out Duncan saying he watches porn." Chris sighed.
"You're welcome, Chris." Duncan smirked.
"So yep, the contestants of Studio 21 will be coming." Chris explained. "Aren't you excited?"
"Is that why U-Mix is sponsoring the show?" Sierra asked.
Chris nodded. "Yep, once they heard the kids from Talents 21 were coming they gladly chipped in."
"I should've won Talents 21 and everyone knows it." Courtney scoffed.
Scott sighed, patting his girlfriend's hand. "We know, Courtney."
"What is she bitching about now?" Duncan asked.
"Oh Courtney auditioned for Talents 21 back in the day." Chris answered.
"Can we see?" Ezekiel asked.
"No." Courtney
"Well, I was just gonna mention it…" Chris started. "But since Courtney doesn't want us to see we all will!"
And with that Chef rolled a TV onto the dock that showed the footage.
*Television*
Courtney was on the stage with the screen behind her and a microphone in her hand. She smirked as the music started.
"Don't you put a limit on desire, no.
When you want to be a star!"
"Wow she's really good." Pablo whispered to Gregorio who ignored him.
Rafa nodded. "She should definitely be in our top eight."
Gregorio was silently writing his own points for the CIT but couldn't help but give her a high score, she sang very well.
"As for me there's only one fire, oh
This girl here's goin' far."
Angie who was watching from next to the judging panel couldn't help but be bothered about something about Courtney, she just couldn't figure it out.
"And can't you see that I will never be the one who comes last?
So you just better face reality fa-a-a—a-ast!"
"Wait, does she even go to the studio?" Angie asked.
Rafa started laughing.
"Some of us have the l-"
"Unacceptable!" Gregorio shouted interrupting Courtney's song. "You cannot enter the contest if you are not a member of the stoodio!"
Courtney glared at the Director of Studio 21. "Excuse me but it's very rude for you to interrupt me while I'm singing!"
"Ms. Black, is it?" Gregorio ask only for Courtney
"Yes…" Courtney hissed.
"As the director of this fine establishment it is my duty to tell you that you are unable to compete for this compentition; as you are not a student at the stoodio." Gregorio chastised the girl, ice in his breath.
Courtney ignored Gregorio and continued singing.
"Some are just meant to go!
Everywhere you walk you'll walk you-"
"YOU GET OFF OF MY DAMN STAGE!" Gregorio shouted as he stood up behind the judging panel.
"HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME FINISH MY GOD DAMN SONG FIRST!" Courtney snapped back at him.
"YOU ARE NOT A STUDENT HERE AND SHOULD BE ESCORTED OUT OF THE PREMISES!" Gregorio shouted back at her.
"WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE AND TRY!" Courtney challenged the director.
"I AM THE DIRECTOR OF THE STUDIO AND DO NOT CONCERN MYSELF WITH SUCH AFFAIRS!" Gregorio shouted and turned to Pablo. "Therefore, Pablo will take you away."
Pablo rolled his eyes. "Of course…" He deadpanned. He then got up and grabbed Courtney's arm.
"AT LEAST I'M NOT A DAMN PEACOCK!" Courtney shouted at him.
"What do you mean?"Gregorio asked.
"LOOK AT YOUR DAMN FOREHEAD! THERE ARE SO MANY SPOTS THERE YOU COULD BE TRANQUILIZED AND SENT TO A ZOO BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE SOME ANIMAL!" Courtney shouted at him.
Pablo couldn't help but laugh as he carried her out of the room kicking and screaming.
*END BROADCAST*
Confessional
(Noah)
"Why am I not surprised?" Noah rolled his eyes.
(Heather)
Heather laughed uncontrollably.
(Eva)
Eva snorted.
(Scott)
Scott chuckled. "Okay don't tell Courtney I laughed."
(Duncan)
Duncan rolls his eyes. "Never saw that on the web coverage." His eyes widen in realization. "Not that, I watched Talents 21, or anything…"
Duncan then lunged for the camera. "I want the tape!"
He desperately struggled with it. "Gimme the tape!"
Still not opening it he growled. "Screw it!" Duncan then took out his switch blade and stabbed the side of the camera causing it to short circuit.
(Chef)
Chef was then seen fiddling with a new camera. Chef grumbled. "Lousy, good for nothing, punkass, Mohawk lovin-"
End Confessional
"So now that we've established that Courtney's ineligible to ever enter any sort of contest that Studio 21 come up with-" Chris started.
Courtney growled at him, as Scott gave her hand a reassuring squeeze.
"Let's check on our new contestants!" Chris announced.
And with that the television that Chef rolled onto the dock changed to show a boat.
*Violetta Cam*
A girl of average height was seen sleeping on the boat. She had her long brown hair and wore a white shirt and a blue high waisted shirt with a bow on it.
Confessional:
(Cody)
"I don't know about you, but that new girl is HOT!" Cody smiled with glee.
*End Confessional*
Violetta began to stir and her eyes fluttered open.
Violetta finally stood up and took in her surroundings. "Oh no…" She sighed.
"It was all a dream; my dad really did send me to Qatar." She began rocking back and forth. "Now I'm never gonna see Tomas, Leon, Maxi, Nappo, Braco, Francesca, Natty or Camilla again!"
She finally stood up and that's when she took in the Island the boat was heading towards.
"Oh no… this is much worse…" She sighed.
"I take it back…" She stuttered. "I wish last night was a dream…"
*End Violetta Cam*
Chris laughed at the girl's misfortune. "Heh-heh! That was awesome."
Cody sighed. "Poor girl, she'll need some comforting…"
"Don't even think about it Cody!" Sierra growled at him.
Cody pouted as Violetta stepped onto the dock.
"Um, Chris McLean?" Violetta asked.
Chris smirked. "Yeah, but you can call me Chris."
"Right… Um… See I'm uh… Not supposed to be here…" She tried to explain.
Chris laughed. "According to this contract you are!"
"But I never signed it!" Violetta shouted.
"Really?" Chris asked. "Because this looks like your signature."
"But that was my friend Andres!" Violetta insisted.
"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Violetta, lying about a contract that you signed. And to think you were the innocent little girl who got second place." Chris chastised the girl. "But I guess we were wrong as you wouldn't be capable of lying."
"No!" Violetta shouted. "That's not true!"
Chris still shook his head disapprovingly, "Why don't you take you're lying little ass and meet your fellow contestants."
Violetta sighed and walked over to the others.
"Um… Hi…" Violetta timidly waved at them.
"Hi Violetta, I'm Zoey!" Zoey smiled at her.
Confessional:
(Violetta)
"I liked Zoey in season 4, she seemed so nice. But I lost all respect for her when she didn't know Mike was Mal for so long last season." Violetta shrugged. "I hope she's not gonna try to be too friendly with me."
End Confessional
"Uh hi Zoey…" Violetta smiled.
Mike smiled. "How are you, Violetta? You were great in the reality show."
Violetta smiled. "Oh thanks Mike. You were great in Revenge of The Island."
"What about All Stars?" Zoey asked.
"Well Mal, was a little scary…" Violetta said.
"Well you don't have to worry about Mal or any of the others this season, because I pushed the reset button!" Mike exclaimed.
Violetta coughed, as if she was choking, in pure disgust with what Mike said.
"Is there something wrong Violetta?" Zoey asked.
Noah smirked. "She's clearly disgusted with what Mike just said. I know I was disgusted when I saw it on TV."
"Mike?" Violetta asked.
"Yes, Violetta?" The delusional MPD answered.
"Y-You don't actually think they're gone do you?" She asked him.
Mike nodded. "Of course! I pressed the Reset Button!"
"I'm gonna talk to someone else now…" Violetta said.
"No, we're gonna check on the next cam."
Lena Cam:
A girl was sleeping on the boat. She had dirty blond hair that went just her below her shoulders. She wore a purple top with a music note on it and short shorts with black leggings underneath.
The girl slowly rose up, holding her head in pain. "Oh… my aching head…"
She looked at her surroundings. "What the hell am I doing on a boat?"
She then stood up and that's when she saw the island with the mass number of people standing on the dock.
"Oh God…" She sighed.
End Lena Cam:
"Hey, haven't I seen her on the internet?" Beth asked.
Chris nodded. "Yep, that's Lena; viral internet sensation with over 20 million hits on Youtube, she is also the sister to Natty another Talents 21 contestant."
"Cool." Leshawna smiled.
Lena's boat finally sailed onto the dock and Chris greeted her. "Lena, what's up?"
Lena glared at Chris. "Don't talk to me, Chris."
Lena then ran over to Violetta, "Vilu, please tell me this is a dream!"
Violetta shook her head. "I don't think so Lena."
"I could always help you check." Duncan smirked.
Lena gave him a questioning look. "How?"
Duncan smirked. "Well, I could always pinch you, y'know right on your nip-"
"Don't touch me." Lena quickly cut him off.
"I like her." Gwen and Courtney smirked at that.
"Oh my gosh, I loved your videos online Lena." Beth praised the girl.
"Thanks." Lena smiled.
Lindsay nodded. "The way you sang 'Destined to Shine' was totes amazing."
"Thanks, Lindsay." Lena thanked the girl.
"Wasn't it amazing Tyler?" Lindsay asked her boyfriend.
Tyler shrugged. "Uh, yeah it was good."
"Thank you Tyler." Lena said.
"No prob…" Tyler chuckled.
Confessional:
(Tyler)
"Okay so Lindsay made me watch Lena's videos on Youtube and I didn't actually watch them." Tyler confessed. "Don't tell Lindsay or Lena though!"
End Confessional
"Let's see the next contestant!" Chris said before turning to the tv and turning on the TV to show the next contestant.
*Leon Cam*
The camera then switched to show a new person on a boat. The well built boy lied unconscious on the floor, he had dark brown hair and wore a dark blue shirt and blue jeans.
The boy rose and sighed. "Ugh… my head…" He mumbled as he held his forehead in pain.
He then looked around at his surroundings and asked "Where am I?"
That's when he saw the island in front of him.
"Aw… Fu-"
Confessional:
(Lindsay)
Lindsay squeed. "Yay! Lion's coming!"
*End Confessional*
*End Leon Cam*
Leon's boat then sailed in and he stepped off the boat.
Lindsay instantly ran over to the boy instantly. "Oh my gosh it's Lion!"
Sierra squeed "EEEEE! Leon! You were so sweet in the reality show! The way you sacrificed yourself for Violetta was so… sweet!"
"So sweet…" Lindsay, Katie, Sadie, Beth, Zoey and Dakota swooned.
Leon chuckled. "Thanks girls."
"Do you like have a girlfriend?" Sadie asked.
Leon answered. "Well I-"
Violetta ran over to him, wrapping her arm around him. "Um… guys he's taken!"
"I am?" Leon asked. "I mean. I AM!"
Confessional:
(Leon)
"YES! YES! YES!" Leon cheered. "We're finally going out again, you know how long I've been waiting for this? YES! SUCK ON THAT TOMAS!"
(Violetta)
"Okay, so I know it wasn't cool of me to say I'm going out with Leon like that, but a girl's gotta mark her territory, right? Oh my god, I think I'm turning into Ludmila!"
(Cody)
"Damn it! Now she's dating this Leon guy! He's so going home first!"
End Confessional
Duncan laughed. "Seriously dude? Giving up fame and fortune for a girl? Hahah. Wimp."
"How would you know what he did, Duncan?" Cameron asked.
Duncan's eyes widened.
Confessional:
(Duncan)
"I don't care what you think I am not a fan of that damn U-Mix show!"
Chris laughed from outside. "How do you know it was sponsored by U-Mix, Duncan?"
Duncan sighed. "Shit…"
End Confessional
Duncan gave a nervous chuckle. "Because… the girls just mentioned it, duh! As if I would know about some Fufi reality show, what was it about? Cooking?"
"Singing." Leon corrected him, his arm now around Violetta.
Duncan laughed. "That's so lame."
"Really Duncan, because I've watched Total Drama World Tour and have seen you sing in at least ten episodes." Leon smirked.
"He got you there, dude!" Ezekiel laughed at the delinquent, only to be pushed down by him.
"Let's see who's next!" Chris said and pointed the remote at the television to show the next contestant.
Napo Cam:
The next boy was very short, he lie on the boat with his blond hair done up in the front, he wore an obsidian colored short sleeved shirt along with black jeans.
The boy stirred for a moment before rubbing his eyes.
"Oh man, I had the strangest dream…" Nappo sighed, his eyes immediately widened. "Oh no! I missed the final show!"
He jumped up and that's when he saw the island. "Oh… so it wasn't a dream…"
*End Napo Cam*
Nappo then stepped off the boat and onto the dock.
"Welcome to Total Drama, Napoleon!" Chris greeted him.
"Wow…" Beth swooned. "You're name is Napoleon?"
Napo nodded. "Yeah, but I prefer Napo."
"But Napoleon is such a nice name!" Beth argued.
Napo shook his head. "I just like Napo."
"Oh…" Beth sighed.
"Did you know that Napoleon was even shorter than you are," Harold chimed in. "That's why it's called a Napoleon complex, you're known you'd be short."
"How could his parents have known he'd be short?" Trent asked.
Napo nodded. "Thank you!"
"Then your parents idiots, gosh!" Harold shouted.
Confessional:
(Beth)
"At first I thought that Napo guy was kinda hot, but now I just think he's a jerk."
(Nappo)
Napo: "Yeah, already hate Harold…" Nappo rolled his eyes. "And Beth is kinda creepy…"
*End Confessional*
"Time for the next contestant!" Chris announced.
Tomas Cam:
The next person to wake up on a boat was of average height. He had his black hair done up and wore an open green jean jacket that exposed the plain white shirt along with medium wash jeans.
His eyes fluttered open as he woke up. He didn't even question the fact that he was on the boat, he just stood up and saw the island that was out in the distant. Tomas just shook his head, sighed and lightly face palmed.
*End Tomas Cam*
Tomas then stepped off the boat and his face immediately brightened when he saw Violetta.
"Violetta!" He cried running over to her.
Leon smirked and put his arm around the girl. "Sorry dude, she's taken."
"Cock block!" Geoff cheered and started laughing hysterically only to be elbowed in the gut by Bridgette. "Ow… come on Bridgy Bear I was only kidding…"
"When did you guys stop making out?" Eva asked them.
Bridgette frowned. "We weren't making out for that long…"
"I think twenty people came as you guys were going at it…" Trent commented.
Bridgette blushed while Geoff smiled.
Tomas just looked at Violetta and Leon in disbelief. "Violetta is that true?"
"I'm sorry Tomas, Leon and just decided to get back together." Violetta answered.
Tomas sighed, "Oh, okay."
"Better luck next time." Leon smirked only to be elbowed by Violetta.
"Well as interesting as this is…" Chris sighed, "Let's just go onto the next contestant…"
And with that, they turned the tv to show the next contestant.
Braco Cam:
The next contestant had his dirty blond hair cut into a bowl and wore a lime green t-shirt along with baggy green pants.
The boy simply sat up and looked at his surroundings.
"Ah yes, it is about time I come to this island to see my old friend again." Braco said.
Confessional:
(Scott and Courtney)
Courtney was sitting on Scott's lap. "What the hell is he talking about!?" They both shouted.
(Violetta)
"Judging by the strange looks everyone was giving, I don't think he'll last long." Violetta sighed. "That's too bad, I'm sure they'd like Braco if they gave him the chance.
(Napo)
"Seriously, I'm his best friend and I don't even know what the hell he's talking about!"
End Confessional
"Welcome, Braco!" Chris greeted the bear enthusiast. "How's um… what country are you from?"
Braco smiled. "Oh I from-"
"Wow you're foreign?" Beth smiled. "That's so exotic. Where are you from?"
Braco nodded. "Yes, well I from-"
"I don't believe in such a country," Noah rolled his eyes. "Clearly the creators of this Violetta show didn't have any real country in mind they just decided to throw a bunch of old European stereotypes together."
"Noah, that's rude!" DJ chastised the bookworm who simply rolled his eyes. He then turned to Braco and shook the young man's hand. "Welcome to the show uh…"
"Braco." Braco answered. "My name Braco."
"Pleasure to meet you Braco." DJ smiled.
Braco nodded. "Yes, the brown bear very much enjoys the greeting between the bear and the pica. It is like when brown bear meet another brown bear. The greeting is mutual."
"Um… cool…" DJ nodded.
"Now for another contestant!" Chris announced.
Francesca Cam:
The next girl had long black hair and wore a sky blue dress with a belt of the same color running around her waist.
The girl stirred but simply got up and looked around the boat before simply standing up and that's when she saw the island. Francesca deeply exhaled. "Alright, bring it on…"
End Francesca Cam:
"Welcome, Francesca!" Chris smiled at the girl. "How did it feel to be eliminated in the first round of Talents 21?"
"Thanks, Chris…" Francesca rolled her eyes.
Noah chuckled. "Chris McLean: he's as blunt as his hair is gelled."
Francesca chuckled. "That was funny, good one."
Noah was slightly taken aback by the girls rection, no one actually laughed at his comments –well nobody other than Owen. He quickly went back to his bored gaze. "Yeah, whatever…"
Francesca smiled a bit at that.
Violetta ran over to her. "Francesca!"
Violetta smiled, "Violetta."
The two embraced and Eva scoffed. "Great another set of Wonder Twins."
Francesca got out of the hug and walked over to Eva. "Don't be ridiculous, Violetta and I aren't like that, we're just good friends."
"Good friends, don't hug each other when they see each other." Eva commented.
Francesca laughed. "You mean you've never hugged one of your friends."
"Nope." Eva answered. "I'm not into that Fufi, pretty, girly stuff. It distracts you from victory."
"I mean who doesn't hug their friends?" Fran asked.
"Nope." Heather answered.
"Not at all." Courtney scoffed.
Gwen laughed. "Hugs aren't really my style."
"Never." Jo laughed.
"Well then…" Francesca said.
"Yeah no offense Francesca, but you're getting boring…" Chris droned.
"Hey!" Francesca frowned.
"So let's move onto the next contestant!" Chris announced.
And with that he clicked the remote on the TV to show the next contestant.
Federico Cam:
The next boat had a boy of average height with his hair done up and wore a cobalt blazer, a blue and white stripped shirt underneath and blue jeans.
The boy lightly stirred and rubbed his eyes. "What the heck…"
He then stood up and saw the island. He gave an over exaggerated groan in displeasure.
End Federico Cam:
The boat sailed into the dock and Chris smiled. "Presenting the winner of Talents 21, it's Federico!"
"Thanks, Chris." The boy smiled, trying to remain optimistic.
"Oh my gosh it's Frederick!" Lindsay swooned.
Federico chuckled. "My names Federico, Lindsay. But it's very nice to meet you, Lindsay."
"It's great to meet you too, Frank!" Lindsay smiled.
Federico laughed again. "Just call me, Fede Lindsay."
"Okay Daddy!" Lindsay chirped.
Geoff cracked up. "Did she call you daddy?"
Geoff continued to laugh until he was elbowed by Bridgette. "Ow…" The party boy whined.
Ignoring that, Franesca turned to Fede. "Sorry Andres brought you here."
Fede shrugged. "It's cool, it's a new adventure and a new experience right?"
"So do you think you have a chance of winning?" Violetta asked.
"Well I'll win, maybe I'll lose. I guess I'll be happy to participate." Fede said.
Leon nodded. "I think we all have a pretty good chance of winning."
Jo laughed. "Like hell you are pretty boy. You're not get anywhere like that, this is Total Drama not The Studios Next Top Pussy!"
Leon rolled his eyes. "And you're not gonna get anywhere if you keep treating people like that, Jo."
Jo laughed. "I'm not afraid, pretty boy."
"Just looking out for you." Leon.
"Alright now let's get to the next contestant and trust me she's a real fireball." Chris said and then turned on the tv again.
Camilla Cam:
The next boat had a girl with fiery red hair and wore a hot pink dress with a cherry red belt across her stomach.
She rubbed her head in pain. "What the hell?"
She then stood up and saw the island out in the distance.
"I'm gonna kill Andres…" She grumbled.
Confessional:
(Duncan)
"You call that a fireball? I've seen way worse in juvy McLean."
End Confessional
End Camilla Cam
"Welcome to Total Drama Mix, Camilla!" Chris greeted the girl.
"Yeah, don't care McLean!" Camilla shoved past the host dismissively.
Chris dusted himself off. "Ooooooo, feisty! You're definitely gonna be a fun competitor!"
"Where the hell is he?!" Camilla demanded.
"Who?" Owen asked.
"Where the hell is he?!" Camilla demanded once more.
"Who!?" Various contestants shouted.
"That son of a bitch Andres where is he?!" Camilla shouted.
"He's not here yet." Francesca answered.
"I'm gonna kill him when he gets here…" Camilla growled.
"Well you're gonna love the next contestant, Camilla." Chris quipped.
"Is it Broadway?" The girl asked.
"Sure…" Chris smirked as he turned on the tv to show the next contestant.
Andres Cam:
The boy in the boat ran around cheering.
"I'm going to Total Drama Island! I'm going to Total Drama Island! I'm going to Total Drama Island! I'm going to Total Drama Island!"
Confessional:
(Noah)
"He actually wants to come here?"
(Heather)
Heather facepalmed. "My god, this guy is stupid!"
(Leon)
Leon facepalmed. "Man, Andres' my best friend and all but sometimes, ugh…"
(Andres)
"I'm going to Total Drama Island guys!" Andres shouted.
A knock was heard on the outside of the confessional, "Andres, get out of the confessional! You're not supposed to use it yet!" Chris shouted.
Andres pouted.
End Confessional
End Andres Cam:
"Actually it's Total Drama Mix, Andres." Chris corrected the dunderhead.
"Oh, okay." Andres nodded. His face then fell. "Wait what am I doing here?"
"It doesn't matter because I'm gonna kill you!" Camilla shouted, Camilla then lunged for the boy.
Confessional:
(Duncan)
"Alright, I take it back, this girl is badass!"
End Confessional
"NO!" Leon and Tomas shouted grabbing the girl and holding her back.
"I'm gonna kill you, Andres!" Camilla shouted trying to shove her way out of the boy's grasp.
"It's not worth it!" Tomas shouted.
"Yeah, Andres didn't know what he was doing!" Leon agreed.
Camilla sighed. "Fine…"
She then shoved her way out of the two boys' grip and turned to Andres. "But, I've got my eye on you."
"That's great, but I still don't know what's going on." Andres pointed out.
"Oh my gosh…" Lindsay sighed. "I have no idea what's going on here either."
"Maybe we can find out, together?" Andres suggested.
Lindsay smiled. "That's a great idea!"
"Yeah, you know what they say, two heads are better than one!" Andres pointed out.
"Yeah and people talk about putting their heads together!" Lindsay added. "So if we squish our heads together then our brain juices will mix and come up with an idea!"
"What…" Leon asked, his voice going up a few octaves higher than normal, he was trying to make sense of what they had just said.
The two then proceeded to hold their heads together trying to figure it out.
"Are you thinking Andres?" Lindsay asked.
"Yeah, are you?" Andres asked.
"Yeah!" Lindsay chirped. "Come on think harder Andres!"
Noah who was watching this commented. "Anybody else notice that she just meet him and she hasn't messed his name up once?"
"Really?" Fede sighed. "I had to correct her twice…"
"She's getting awfully comfy with that Andres guy," Owen nudged Tyler. "Hm… Tyler?"
Tyler's eyes widened at this and he quickly ran over to Lindsay and Andres. "I don't get it either," Tyler insisted as he grabbed Lindsay's head. "Let's figure it out, Lindsay!"
Lindsay pushed herself away from Tyler. "I already know you get it Tyler, but I wanna figure it out with Andres!"
Tyler pouted.
Chris rolled his eyes. "As interesting as all this is, we should just get on with the show and get onto the next contestant."
Broadway Cam:
The next boat had a boy with chocolate brown skin. The boy who was in a bright yellow shirt, pants and belt had a discarded fedora next to him.
He groaned as he woke up.
As he picked up the fedora he muttered to himself. "Man, Camilla I know we have our wild nights, but a boat? Damn."
He then stood up and saw the island. His eyes widened. "Oh… Oh… Oh…"
End Broadway Cam
"Welcome to Total Drama, Broadway!" Chris shook the boy's hand.
"Thanks, Chris." Broadway nodded. "Uh, none of what I said on the boat is gonna be aired will it?"
"Do you not want it to be?" Chris asked.
"No, I don't." Broadway answered.
"Well you'll be happy to know that I will air it just because of that!" Chris laughed.
Broadway walked away from Chris grumbling.
Leshawna ran up to him. "Hey brotha, what's up?"
Broadway smiled. "Not much, how bout you?"
"Fresh as hell." Leshawna answered.
Camilla ran over and jumped into her boyfriend's arm. "Broadway!"
Broadway laughed. "Hey Cam."
"Oh…" Leshawna sighed.
Confessional:
(Geoff)
Geoff laughed. "Cockblock!"
(Leshawna)
"How is someone like that with a girl like her?" Leshawna asked the camera. "That Broadway needs a real woman, like me!"
End Confessional
"Let's see who's next!" Chris announced.
Ludmilla Cam:
The next boat had a girl standing up with her arms crossed and a scowl on her face. She had her golden locks tied into a pony tail and wore a light pink dress with a cherry red belt.
"I am a supernova!" She shouted. "I should be treated with respect!"
End Ludemilla Cam
"Welcome to Total Drama, Ludmilla!" Chris smiled at the girl.
"What is that?" Ludmilla asked.
The cast looked at each other with disbelief, including the Studio kids. "Seriously?!" They all asked.
"Um… I'm a supernova so I don't have time for such mediocre shows." She snapped back.
Gwen laughed. "You don't get out much do you?"
"Clearly you don't get out enough, look at your skin, pasty!" Ludmilla responded.
Confessional:
(Heather)
Heather laughed. "Anyone who makes a crack at pasty is definitely a friend of mine."
End Confessional
Gwen growled, she was about to make a comeback before she was silenced by Courtney. "Don't even bother Gwen, it's not worth it."
Duncan strutted over to the newcomer. "Hey hot stuff, how's it going?"
"I don't talk to delinquents." Ludmilla replied.
"Why I outta…" Duncan grumbled clenching a fist.
"Please do it," Camilla urged Duncan. "Do what all of us have been dying to do for a long time…"
"As much as I'd love to see Duncan beat the hell out of our newest cast member we don't have time for it." Chris sighed. "Let's just move onto the next contestant."
Maxi Cam:
The next boat showed a boy wearing a cherry red long sleeved shirt and pants along with a maroon belt. On his side was a red baseball cap.
Maxi stood up and that's when he saw the island.
"Damn it!" Maxi shouted.
End Maxi Cam
"Welcome Total Drama Mix's newest contestant: Maxi!" Chris announced.
Maxi, who was now wearing the hat, put on a fake smile, "Thanks Chris, I'm happy to be here."
"Welcome to the island!" Mike chirped. "I'm Mike and I hope we can be good friends!"
"Yeah…" Maxi droned.
Confessional:
(Maxi)
Maxi sighed. "That's all I need… the delusional Gary Stu to think we're friends."
End Confessional
"Hey dude, welcome to the island!" Owen greeted the rapper.
Maxi laughed. "Hey Owen, cool to meet you!"
"Nice to meet you too Maxi!" Owen chirped.
"You're one of my favorites on the show, so it'll be fun to compete with you!" Maxi confessed.
"Oh yeah, the game's so much fun you'll love it!" Owen beamed.
"Thanks." Maxi smiled.
"No problem!" Owen exclaimed.
Maxi then walked over to his friends from the studio.
"Hey Maxi." Francesca smiled at the boy.
"Hey Fran," Maxi said. "How's the island?"
"Okay, but we haven't been here long." Francesca shrugged.
"It won't be all that bad," Leon shrugged. "And one of us may just win the million."
"Yeah and that person's gonna be me!" Camilla smirked.
Ludmilla rolled her eyes. "If anyone is going to win this mediocre show it's going to be me."
"Maybe Ludmilla…" Violetta shrugged.
Maxi looked around at all his friends trying to find his girlfriend but she was nowhere to be found.
"Wait a minute…" Maxi gasped. "Where's Natty?"
"She isn't here yet." Tomas said. "All of us are here except for her, she should be next."
"Right you are, Tomas!" Chris exclaimed and then turned on the tv to show the last contestant.
Natty Cam:
The next boat had a girl lying on it, she had curly black hair and wore a dark purple jacket with a light purple shirt under it along with that she wore lavender pants.
The girl's eyes fluttered open. She sat up and looked around. "Where am I?"
She then stood up and saw the island. Her eyes widened in recognition and then she fainted.
End Natty Cam
"Natty!" Maxi shouted running onto the boat.
Maxi then came out carrying the girl bridal style.
"Well and with Natty that's everyone!" Chris announced.
Natty then woke up in Maxi's arms. "Oh hi Maxi."
"Natty!" Maxi screamed. "Thank goodness you're okay!"
The girl then looked around. "Oh look, we're on Total Drama…"
She then fainted again.
"Of course, because Natty so mediocre." Ludmilla commented. "She can't handle playing the big dogs."
"How could you say that about someone who just fainted?" Cameron glared at Ludmilla.
"Seriously girl, that ain't right!" DJ shouted at the diva.
"Yeah, screw you Ludmilla!" Maxi shouted.
Ludmilla scoffed. "What, I'm just telling the truth."
Maxi then shoved Natty into Leon's arms. "Screw you Ludmilla, I'll teach you not to talk to Natty like that!"
"No time!" Chris shouted and grabbed Maxi, restraining him from getting to Ludmilla. "Because we've got your first challenge to get to!"
"What's the challenge?" Leon asked.
Natty then woke up and stood next to Leon, "What are we talking about?"
"Some sick, twisted game that Chris wants us to carry out for his amusement." Noah deadpanned.
"Huh?" Natty asked.
"The first challenge." Maxi said.
"Oh…"
"Anyways, follow me to the messhall for your first challenge."
Mess hall:
"Now, you'll all put on these cool VR Headsets," Chris pulled out two headsets to show them. "And they'll transmit your subconscious into the Total Drama Supercomputer and have you have a challenge in a virtual world!"
"Awesome, Izzy can go all fox style! All virtual style!" Izzy exclaimed.
"What…" Leon asks again.
"Ignore it." Noah patted the brunette on the back.
"Virtual reality? That's so cool!" Cody shouted.
"Can I examine the contents of this supercomputer?" Harold asked. "I'm sure I'll be able to figure out how it works."
"No Harold." Chris declined. "Now, everyone put on the headsets so we can start the challenge."
"Uh… Chris, We've got a problem." Chef told the host.
Chris sighed. "What's wrong?"
Chef then pointed to a bulky man who had black dread locks and a goatee. He wore a black muscle shirt and dark wash jeans. "Hehehehehehehehehehe" The man giggled. He was wearing one of the headsets Chris had mentioned earlier.
"Rafa Palmer!?" Everyone from the studio gaped at the man's presence.
"Who?" The rest of the cast asked.
"Heheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheehehehehehehe…" The man droned on as the computer to him began to have smoke rising from it.
"NO!" Chris shouted.
BOOM!
The computer exploded.
"Chef, how did this happen?" Chris cried.
Chef shrugged. "I don't know, I left the interns alone with the computer for five minutes. When I came back this guy was plugged into the system and he kept keeping me from ejecting him from the system."
Rafa took off the headset. "Rafa Palmer in the hishouse!" He sang.
"Get out, Rafa!" Chris shouted.
"Whatever." Rafa shrugged and resumed laughing. "Hehehehehehehe…" He then left.
"So what do we do now?" Beth asked.
"You guys will go to the dock of the shame, where you will start the new first challenge." Chris announced.
"When?" Napo asked.
"Next time on Total Drama… Mix!" Chris shouted.
"So do we just chill here?" Maxi asked.
Chris sighed. "For you guys that means now…"
The cast then left the mess hall to go to the dock of shame and the screen went black.
And that's the first official chapter/episode done. Damn, that took a whole month to finish. The next chapter certainly won't take that long and will probably be half the length of this chapter. So I hope you enjoyed meeting all the cast members and stuff and now me and Tasha have got a first challenge to write.
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