"No! I am not going out there!" Ike said.
"Quite whining. Master hand is forcing ALL of us to do this as punishment for having that party in the first place." Marth said. Currently, Marth, Link and Pit, were in the back room trying to get Ike to go on stage. All of the smashers that were there were watching with interest.
"Screw him!" Ike said, holding on to a chair.
"Medusa, Ike! You're acting like Link!" Pit said.
"Hey!" Link, who had gotten the tape off his mouth, said.
"Just hurry up and get out there already!" Falco said.
"No!" Ike said.
"Great triforce, what the heck did you do to force yourself to act like this?" Link said.
"Something I'd rather forget for the rest of my life." Ike said.
"Fine, if you won't go out there, I will. And I'll tell everyone what you did." Marth said.
"You wouldn't. You don't even know!" Ike said.
"Yes I do, and I would." Marth said and headed for the door.
"You're bluffing!" Ike said.
Marth kept walking.
"I'll tell everyone about that dare." Ike said. Marth froze.
"You're not supposed to remember that! You were too drunk!" Marth said.
"When you've lived a life like mine, you get used to it." Ike said.
"You would not tell them that." Marth said.
"Oh I would. I'll tell everyone in the room right now!" Ike said.
"NO." Marth said. Ike nodded, smirking.
"Marth, cr-"
Marth tackled Ike before he could say anything else.
"I SWEAR IF YOU TELL THEM THAT I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING-" Link plugged Pit's ears as Marth cursed several times at Ike. "GOT IT?!" Marth finished, still on top of Ike covering his mouth. Ike nodded.
"Good." Marth said and got up. "Now go out there and embarrass yourself."
Ike held on to a chair again.
"We got this." Ganondorf said and as he and Bowser walked over. They pried Ike off the chair and dragged him out.
"What is taking them so long?" Red said. Just then, Ganondorf and Bowser dragged a furious Ike in. They dropped him in a chair and left.
"Jerks!" Ike said.
"Er, welcome Ike." Rose said. Ike quickly regained his composure and turned to Rose.
"Hello." Ike said.
"Erm, I have a question from Tyler715..." Rose started, looking at a little piece of card she had been handed. she hesitatated, thinking to herself how weird that question was. Ike didnt have any illegal fireworks, did he?
"Where did you get those illegal fireworks?" Red asked for her. She muttered something under her breath and snatched the card back.
"How did you- I mean, I don't have any illegal fireworks!" Ike said, plastering on a fake smile. It was painfully obvious.
"Got ya!" Yelled someone from the audience. Rose face palmed.
"Shut up!" Ike yelled.
"Uh, where did you get those illeagal fireworks? They blew up one of the bathrooms." Red said, remembering the explosion.
"Uh... Snake...?" Ike said nervously.
"Meh, seems reasonable. Snake's not going to get punished though because we're smashers, and we're above the law." Red said. Ike sighed.
"Another question came in." Rose said as Kirby handed her a slip of paper.
"It's from Marthafan101. What was it like to drive Wolf's landmaster?" She said.
"Y...you mean the one I accidentally blew up with the fireworks?" He whispered to Rose, who crossed her arms, annoyed.
"Say it to the mic." She said, holding out the mic. Ike cringed.
"He already did." Red smirked. Red had been holding the mic right next to Ike as he whsipered it. The whole audience had heard him say it.
"I knew it was you!" Wolf shouted.
"Film it!" Rose said quikly, handing Kirby the video camera as Ike ran off stage trying to avoid Wolf shooting him with a laser gun.
"The teleporter/time machine is finally shut down!" Samus yelled triamphantly, patting out a small flame from her hair. She was a mess.
"What happened to you?" Rose asked.
"Oh, after getting all Pit's and Toon Link's back to their own times, Meta Knight tried to stop me from shutting it down." She sighed.
"Why?" Red asked.
"Oh, because he was hoping to go back in time to the smash party and change the fact that he-" She was interruped when Meta knight smacked her in the back of the head with his wing. Ness just managed to shove Red out of the way as Samus kicked Meta knight, sending him flying across the room.
Rose ducked.
"Great! Now we need repairs to TWO walls!" She yelled angrily.
"Stop shoving me! But thanks anyway." Red said.
A plasma ball shot across the room, about to hit Red, but Toon Link deflected it with Pit's sheild that he stole. It bouced off and crashed into the camera.
"Oh for the love of- *sigh* Sorry guys, the show's off because of technical issues." Rose said.
Half an hour later, Bowser had Ike tied to the chair, and Rose had the mic ready again.
"Sorry about that." Red said.
"I have a question for you Ike." Rose smirked.
"I made this one up. So what was that 'dare' you threated Marth to tell us about?"
Ike looked at Marth who was standing just at the edge of the stage. He ran his finger across his throat. The message was clear.
"Tell us, Ike." Rose said. Ike looked nervously at Marth who was giving him death threats.
"Nah, he's fine. I'd rather hear that from Marth. I want everyone that gets interviewed to confess the most embarassing things they did themselves. I'm taking full advantage of my invincibility." Red said. He hi-fived Toon Link and Ness. Ike sighed in relief.
"And that reminds me, Ike..." Red started to say. Ike gulped. "Go ahead. Tell us what you did. Or I'll show everyone the video of it."
Ike didn't budge. Mainly because of the ropes, but you get the idea.
Red sighed. "You leave me no choice Ike. Toon Link, the CD?" Toon Link handed Red a CD that had 'Ike' written on it. Red put the CD in the CD player next to him and looked at the TV.
He got out a remote and said, "Ike, I'll ask you one more time, what was the most embarassing thing you did that night?"
"Uh... I..." Marth, Link, and Pit were looking at Ike with anticipation. They really wanted to know what Ike did.
"I…"
"FOR THE LOVE OF PAULENTINA IKE! SPIT IT OUT!" Pit yelled.
"Fine! I, I was breakdancing." Ike said.
"Eh?" Rose said.
"Not just that Ike! You were singing too!" Red said.
"Wait, are you? DON'T!" Ike said as Red pressed play on his remote. The CD played, showing Ike breakdancing while singing Pitbull's 'Don't Stop the Party'.
"Oh god." Ike whispered. Everyone was transfixed on the TV. Ike could breakdance better than Falco! Not only that, he sung the song pretty good too. Once the video was over, Marth fainted. As to why he did, nobody knows.
"Can I go now?" Ike said.
"Hey! I remember now! You were the king of breakdancing!" Toon Link said.
"I have to say I was amazed too." Red said.
"Please? Now?" Ike said.
"Alright fine, go ahead and leave." Rose said.
"Uh…" Ike said, looking at the ropes on his chair.
"I got dis." Olimar said as he walked on stage.
"Pikmin!" he shouted and a bunch of pikmin walked on stage. Olimar motioned to Ike and the little creatures saluted. They picked up Ike's chair and threw it off the stage behind the curtains.
"OW!" Ike exclaimed.
"There. Taken care of." Olimar said and left.
"Uh…" Was Rose's and Red's only reply. A cell phone was thrown at Red's head.
"Ow!" He exclaimed and looked at the cell phone.
"That's not coming out of our pay, is it?" Ness asked.
"No, it's from Kay. She said she wanted to do Marth next, but he fainted. So, we're doing Meta Knight next. After that it's whoever the audience wants next unless Marth wakes up before then." Red read aloud.
"Wait! I have one more question for Ike!" Rose yelled, standing up.
She went off stage, and dragged Ike and his chair back on.
"Some guy with a crazy name asked where you got the monster truck from?" Rose said.
"Not answering!" Ike yelled.
"Just answer or I will make Marth tell us."
"Just let me go." He grumbled.
"Fine." Rose said, annoyed. She pushed the chair so it crashed into Princess Zelda.
"Sorry about that!" Rose yelled.
Note- sorry it took so long to get this chapter up. I was sort of busy most of this month. :)