Me:Hello! I felt the need to update! Enjoy! Also... trying a new writing style...

Zim: *comes in* Urgg! What is this human nonsense your going on about! Why do i have to be in it!

Dib: because we're caught in her fanfiction web! We have to read the whole story to them in your point of view!

Zim: No!

Me: I own nothing!


I walked home after dib ran. Just after he... confessed he liked me... I wonder what he meant. It means he see's me as a brother right. a friend of sorts? ally? I shook my head and switched my mind to think about other things. I thought about how i would try to conquer earth this time.

As I walked to my space pod... thing... house! That's it! As i walked there I didn't look up only watch the surface of the planet my feet walked on. I just kept walking until I reached my ""house"".

I opened the door after stopping the security system and entered my dwelling. I sighed agitatedly, and sat down slumping on the couch. I couldn't figure out what Dib meant when he said some crap similar to I love you.

'What does "Love?" even mean!?' I thought.

I growled angrily, and walked down to my computer. I sighed before searching what I wanted.

"Computer! What does the earth phrase I love you, mean?"

The computer responded in a completely monotone voice that pissed me off.

"No answers found in the Irken data base."

I slammed my hands into the desk like structure, and stomped off. I went up to the house section of the building, and huffed, sitting on the couch. I pulled out an Irken delicacy and munched on it humming. I was now feeling a little relieved of the stress. I kept munching, and turned on the TV as gir called it. I watched these humans do stupid things, and tried not to think about it too much. I just ate my carbs, and closed my eyes.

"Dib thing... your confusing... you and your Earth ways..."

I looked out the window and saw Dib staring. I felt my eyes widen before growling and slamming the door open. I walked to where he tried to hid behind the fence. I ran to him, and with hands on my hips.

"What in the name of Irkians, are you doing Dib thing!?"

Dib gulped, and just looked at me fiercely.

"I was... watching you. I um..." Dib said.

I narrowed my eyes at him.

"What did you hear?!"

Dib tried to back up a little, and I stepped closer. Dib, then ran off not answering. I growled, and activated my PAK's spider legs to go after him. I ran through the streets, and did crazy maneuvers just to get this thing. I narrowed my eyes, and grabbed his arm yanking him up from it. He looked at me with narrowed eyes, and grunted.

"Tell me what you heard!"

Dib looked at me with a worsened glare.

"I'll never tell!"

I growled and shook him.

"Tell me!"

Dib didn't respond. He just grunted, and glared at me. He reached for me and I turned away. He grabbed an antenna and I held in a scream. I released him, and gently cradled my abused body part. I growled when I found him running, but sighed, and decided to go home to plot.

"Your an evil, bastard Dib thing..."

I just deactivated the spider legs function, and cradled my poor antenna. I walked back to my shelter, and huffed. I went to the lab and started planning on what to do to him. As I worked I sighed. I looked away, and thought about what I would do if dib thing heard my embarrassing question.

'Love... What does it mean! What does it imply? What hidden meaning does it contain. I mean... my race doesn't even have a concept of it! It must be some blasted emotion or something! Just!...' I thought.

I was so frustrated on that one thing, I couldn't concentrate. I got about it and just slammed my fists against the table, before trying to work again.


Me: Hello! I'm back! and I'm updating... again. I have big plans for this, but please do try to tell me if I'm doing something wrong. be patient with me and all will go well! Thanks for looking and stuff!

Zim: Puny human... thinking she can boss me around.

Dib: She's a strict person... I'll give you that...

Me: I heard you baka's! *Whacks head/pulls antenna.*

Both: owww!