A/N: Well, people seemed to have liked my first attempt so, here comes the second one!! Mulder has a strange experience.
Mulder: What's going on?!
CLUNK!!
Mulder: Hmmm…. Excuse me? You seem to have eaten my report.
SCHHHHHHHHHH!
Mulder: Well….! The language!!
CLUNK CLUNK….
Mulder: Well actually, I was thinking about wearing a tie tomorrow but…. STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT! I need the damn report back!!
CLUCK.
Mulder: What are you now, a chicken? Skinner is gonna pluck me like a chicken if I don't get the DAMN REPORT TO HIM SOON!
SCHHHHHHHHHH!
Mulder: Sure. Fine. Whatever. Now….
NNNNNNNGGGHHH!
Mulder: You really think so? Well you're not so bad yourself.
CLUNK CLUNK, CLUNK.
Mulder: No, I do not fancy Scully! But we have all seen how you look at Agent Reyes. That's a totally different matter.
CLUNK CLUNK, CLUNK.
Mulder: Oh you do! You liar!! Of course you do! Ohhh….!! I'm getting distracted, where's my report Mister?
CLUNK CLUNK, CLUNK.
Mulder: Fine. I will talk to Skinner. NOW GIVE ME MY REPORT.
CLUNK.
Mulder: Fiiiine! I will get you a date with the cute shredder if you just pleeeease, give me the report.
Scully walks in just as the photocopier spits out the report unscathed.
Scully: Mulder, what on earth are you doing?!
Mulder: I was, just… errrm… photocopying my report for Skinner.
Scully: Who were you talking to? I heard you talking *Gives him a suspicious look*
Mulder: Oh, that. The photocopier…
Scully: You were talking to the photocopier??
Mulder: Yes, but he started it!
WHIRRR!!
Mulder: See!! Now he's arguing with me!!
Scully: *gives Mulder strange look* Mulder… Now, some very nice men in white coats are going to come and take you somewhere very nice…
Mulder: No Scully! Ugh… forget it.
WHIRR!!! WHIIIIIRR!!!!
Mulder: Yes I am going to forget it.
WHIIIRRR!! CLUNK.
Mulder: Oh shut up or I will unplug you.
SILENCE
Mulder: Thank you. Now, Scully, what's our next case??
Scully: *worried look* Erm… I think its about a man who can talk to inanimate objects….