Twilight: hi welcome to our first real episode of Torture with Twilight! Today we will torture Harry Potter for no reason! Please flame as much as possible!
Behind Twilight Harry Potter is in a cage.
Harry: what the bloody hell are you doing!
Twilight: we shall start round one with various highly explicit rap songs by Snoop dog!
Music begins to play very loudly.
Harry: no, no! Must not do drugs and kill people! Stop playing this music you bleep!
Twilight: and now we shall have some friends come in!
Harry: what friends?
Edward Cullen and Bella come in.
Harry: no! not you filthy bleeps!
Edward: wow you are so hot, I am going to go out with you!
Bella: I thought you loved me !
Edward: not anymore! You are so ugly and stupid!
Bella: sob! Sob!(pulls out an AK-47) die bleep
Bella shoots Edward multiple times!
Edward: ha ha! I'm immortal! You can't hurt me!
Bella: oh yes I can!
Bella stabs Edward with a wooden stake and chucks him into a pool of holy water.
Edward: nooooo! It burns! Ahhh I'm melting!
Bella: that's what you deserve for being so homo!
Twilight: ahem, were a little off topic!
Bella: yes we are! I can get it back on topic right now.
Bella unlocks Harry and kisses him.
Harry: ohhh I love so much!
Ginny randomly appears
Ginny: I hate you !
Ginny pulls a bazooka out and blows up Bella and Harry who have begun to make out. She bows and disappears.
Twilight: umm…. Okay…. Well I guess that's all for now!
The Credits play………