Chapter 2: A Favorite New Word and A Spider
I don't own KH.
This is written by Chi.
(Unfortunately)
Wakka got an insane obsession with screaming, RAPE! Every chance he could since that *frightening* day for us and rather, well, *a turn for the good* day for him.
Sora is evil.
His mother is going bald, tsk-tsk-tsk for her. Poor thing. But the purpose in my writing that is the fact that she clogged the drain in the shower again, and won't get off her lazy ass and fix it.
Sora is evil.
You'll see why in just a minute.
Sora couldn't take a shower the night he fell in the mud, so he was dirty the next day. Damn the molting mother!
Riku saw him (well, heard him or something. He still has the freakin blindfold.) and told him to come to his home that night to take a shower.
Sora thought this was just a friendly invitation, which of course it was not.
Anyways, that night sora is evil Sora marched along to Riku's house twirling a baton. In a strapless bra. Holding a case of Budweiser on his nose. I told you, he's evil.
When he reached RIku's house, Sora set down the beer and shoved the baton up Riku's cat's butt.
Sora is evil.
When Sora got in the shower to ... well take a shower, little did he know that Riku was a Perverted Poet as the title insinuates.
He was looking in on Sora.
But he thought better of making a move just yet, so he sad down and wrote some poetry.
Ketchup
It's better than mayonaise.
Ketchup
It's just like sunny days.
Ketchup
And don't forget,
Ketchup
Is da best.
Sora is evil. I will now finally tell you why.
After using some of Riku's "Rose scented with Rose Hips (I sware that's what it says. I bought a bottle of it)" Herbal Essence shampoo, resisting the urge to make cooing noises, which simultaneously kept him from being raped by Riku, Sora went home.
The next day Sora put a spider in Wakka's locker because he knew his combination. When Wakka saw it, he screamed, "Rape!!!" just like a girl and ran away.
Later on that day, Wakka was called to the Guidance Counselor's Room for a little talk, perhaps about.... well it was private.
Riku was plotting another scheme about Sora. But I won't tell you what it is cuz no one wants to know what goes through Riku's mind.
~*~*~*~
Yeah... thanks for the reviews...
And Aki, I so do not give a SHIT about Rikku' s voice! Thats fine if you threw her vocal collection away!
NYAN!
And Aniiston, thankyou for the email... It made my day!
I don't own KH.
This is written by Chi.
(Unfortunately)
Wakka got an insane obsession with screaming, RAPE! Every chance he could since that *frightening* day for us and rather, well, *a turn for the good* day for him.
Sora is evil.
His mother is going bald, tsk-tsk-tsk for her. Poor thing. But the purpose in my writing that is the fact that she clogged the drain in the shower again, and won't get off her lazy ass and fix it.
Sora is evil.
You'll see why in just a minute.
Sora couldn't take a shower the night he fell in the mud, so he was dirty the next day. Damn the molting mother!
Riku saw him (well, heard him or something. He still has the freakin blindfold.) and told him to come to his home that night to take a shower.
Sora thought this was just a friendly invitation, which of course it was not.
Anyways, that night sora is evil Sora marched along to Riku's house twirling a baton. In a strapless bra. Holding a case of Budweiser on his nose. I told you, he's evil.
When he reached RIku's house, Sora set down the beer and shoved the baton up Riku's cat's butt.
Sora is evil.
When Sora got in the shower to ... well take a shower, little did he know that Riku was a Perverted Poet as the title insinuates.
He was looking in on Sora.
But he thought better of making a move just yet, so he sad down and wrote some poetry.
Ketchup
It's better than mayonaise.
Ketchup
It's just like sunny days.
Ketchup
And don't forget,
Ketchup
Is da best.
Sora is evil. I will now finally tell you why.
After using some of Riku's "Rose scented with Rose Hips (I sware that's what it says. I bought a bottle of it)" Herbal Essence shampoo, resisting the urge to make cooing noises, which simultaneously kept him from being raped by Riku, Sora went home.
The next day Sora put a spider in Wakka's locker because he knew his combination. When Wakka saw it, he screamed, "Rape!!!" just like a girl and ran away.
Later on that day, Wakka was called to the Guidance Counselor's Room for a little talk, perhaps about.... well it was private.
Riku was plotting another scheme about Sora. But I won't tell you what it is cuz no one wants to know what goes through Riku's mind.
~*~*~*~
Yeah... thanks for the reviews...
And Aki, I so do not give a SHIT about Rikku' s voice! Thats fine if you threw her vocal collection away!
NYAN!
And Aniiston, thankyou for the email... It made my day!