Jackskepteye was in the purple team with Jacob Saritioriorious and Sam Pepper. They had melee weapons, but Jacob didn't know how to use them and almost killed Sam. He was startled by slams and gunshots from a distance(or was it fireworks? dun dun dun) and growls and zombies, and recognized zombies at the door.
"I'll teach you how to handle these." he said to a scared Jacob.
"I-I'll ju-just go make a-a to tell m-my fans goodbye now." Jacob stuttered in fear.
"No! Just take a weapon." Jack replied.
Jacob squeaked when the door opened, all the zombies getting inside. Sam grinned and started killing them.
"What the fuck?!" Jack yelled angrily over the growls.
"Don't worry, it's fake!"
Jackskepteye glanced at Sam Pepper and grabbed a knife, stabbing some zombies. Jacob was crying and Jack gave him his knife, replacing it with a machete.
Jacob hesitantly killed a zombie, and another, and some others.
"This is fun!" Jacob Satrittrositious said like a hypocritical keemstar.
Jack was focusing on the zombies, and was startled again by screams.
"AHHAHAHAHHEHGAHA" Sam yelled, getting eaten by zombies.
Jacob's smile turned to a horrified, while Jack killed the zombies who ate him. Those were the last ones.
"They were real." Sam whispered.
Jack stared at him in horror while Sam dieded like roadkill. Jacob started crying again and Jackskepteye killed Sam before dumping his corpse in a river in the forest.
"There" he said, washing the dirt and blood off his hands in the river while Sam's corpse disappeared in the brown water.
Jacob Sartiotrioroous was still terrifiedded.
"YOU KILLED HIM"
"He was infected!"
"YOU MONSTER"
Jacob ran away, BAWWWing. Jack watched him go, heading towards the base. There were only two people now, and one of them was a kid. How fucking amazing.
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POV change yeeee
TFM was in the white team with Scarce and Markiplier. They had bottled water, but it did nothing to stop zombies. They were already attacked by the yellow team(NFKRZ, Colossal is Crazy and IHE), the ones who had medical supplies. The white team gave in, not wanting to die, and traded 5 bottles for bandages, peroxide, and all that stuff.
A zombie was gnawing at the window. Scarce was searching for anything to take as a weapon. Markiplier took a broom, and TFM had a screwdriver. TFM went outside and killed the lone zombie easily. He couldn't see any others in the wasteland, but he saw a neon green house in the distance.
"We should go trade water with these guys, whatever they have." he said.
"Or there's a purple house over there." Mark said, looking at the beginning of the forest.
"Purple one is closer."
Scarce walked out of the house eith a backpack filled with water bottles. He simply took a branch and removed the leaves, improvising a waeopon.
"This is fucking crazy, guys." Scarce commented.
"That's the least you can say." Markiplier replied.
They all alked towards the house, before knocking at the door. Nobody answer. TFM shrugged.
"Hey!"
They all locked at the forest, seeing someone running towards them with a machete. He hasn't raised it so yay.
"We don't wanna fight!" Scarce said.
"Scarce?" he asked, slowing down.
"Yeah. I'm with The Fandom Menace and Markiplier."
He was close enough from them so they could see him smile.
"I'm Jacksepticeye. I used to be with Sam Pepper, but he died, and Jacob Sartorious ran away."
"That's a sucky team."
Jack nodded and shrugged. Mark and him both had their undyed hair for some unknown reason. Keemstar was very misterious!
"We have melee weapons. What do you have?"
"Water." TFM replied.
"How much?"
"6 bottles against 3 weapons." Scarce said.
"I have knifves, machetes, axes, and hammers."
The white team looked at each other.
"I'll take an axe." TFM said.
"I'll just take a knive." Scarce said.
"And I'm fine with a knife too."
Jack got in and returned with the weapons. Scarce gave him the water and he gave them the knifes and axe.
Meanwhil
Keemstar was very anger at them. How dare they? Thsi was supposed to be a bloody mess, not peaceful trading!
"GRRRR" he angered.
He needed to do something, and quick... Aha! A fire! Fire solves everything, jut like doxing!
He grabbed one of his magic popcorns, this one being the fire popcorn, and he threw it at some random house, his eyes closed. It was the blue team's house, with The Amazing Atheist, Mr. Repzion, and Stomedy!
Keemstar laughed evily again.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!"
He eated a popcorn but kinda catched fire. And then he eated water popcorn and he was fine, ad then grabbed his normal popcorn and started lauging evily again! MUAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Said keemstar as he laughed, watching the house burn in the burning fire.
This is lacking bad grammar and cancer. Next part will be better