Yo guys. This is the second chapter for you. Hope you would like this.

Also guys, there is a list of harem down at the bottom of the chapter. It's fixed, and nothing would change it.

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Chapter 2: Resetting.

The aftermath of the battle that took place near Konoha was nothing short of chaotic. Escaping from the incoherent shouting and murmurings of a large shinobi population from the battlefield, Naruto had been immediately bombarded by all his friends and comrades on his miraculous feat of single handedly managing an entire army, while throwing everybody off the loop with his sudden godly powers.

Naruto still didn't know how he escaped from all that, but he was thankful for the respite nonetheless. After a short greeting session with Gaara, who was a fellow Jinchuriki, he had been whisked away by Tsunade and Jiraiya to the Hokage office, with all three of his lovers obviously not willing to take their eyes off him, which also lead to them following him into Tsunade's office.

But, all these were not the matter of conversation at the moment.

"So let me get this straight," Tsuande started as she sat on her Hokage chair, while feeling a migraine starting to invade her head, as she looked at Naruto. "This life of yours is actually your rebirth. And, in your previous life, you were a living god. The fact that the term 'God' originated from you is no less baffling. And when you died, those three," She then sharply pointed towards the three Ootsutsuki women. "Went ballistic over your death, where Kaguya tried to project an illusion all over the globe using the moon, just so she could create a world where you never died. And, in an epic all out fight, her two daughters sealed her away while also sealing themselves in the process, so that all three of them would be unsealed again when a true Rinnegan user would appear again near the seal, which just so happened to be at the location of the previous battle."

Try as she might, she just couldn't keep off the incredulousness from her voice, as she summarized the story and the reason behind the appearance of the three Ootsutsuki women, as well as Naruto's sudden bout of power show.

"That just about sums it up. Although," He then exasperatedly looked at his three lovers, who looked as if they were mere children being scolded by their parent. "I never thought things would go so downhill after my death."

Himari looked a bit disappointed at getting scolded by her love, while Homuri held a sad look on her face, as she thought on how far all three of them had went in their battle.

Kaguya looked down, with a frown marring her face. "I had actually silently consented to being sealed by both of them, after I learned that all of us would once again be unsealed when a true Rinnegan user would appear near the seal." Her face then darkened a bit, "I had thought that with three of us being sealed, the only other being possessing the Rinnegan would be you, if you were to ever come back. But, what I got was one of Indra's chakra transmigrant, Madara Uchiha"

Naruto blinked a bit at that information. "Madara was my son's chakra transmigrant?...Wow, I didn't realize that at the battlefield."

"Your…son…" Tsunade slowly drawled, before her eyebrows started to twitch furiously. "Oh, right. You are practically the ancestor of the entire shinobi race."

When she got a sheepish grin from the blonde, Tsunade just shook her head in exasperation.

It was official now. This brat was hazardous for her mental health. It was a miracle that she was still sane.

Jiraiya, throughout the entire conversation, had surprisingly remained silent. But he had his own reasons for doing so, considering the fact that he looked quite pale, while trying to hold his nose that still dripped with few drops of blood. A clear case of nosebleed due to extreme perverted thoughts.

He finally decided to break his silence, when he looked at Naruto with a perverted grin. "Having an incestuous relationship with sisters and mother…now that's a total paradise!" He shouted out in a gleeful tone.

Hearing this, Tsunade looked a second short of bashing her former teammate.

Naruto's face twitched in slight irritation at his godfather's usual antic, but he also held a mild exasperated, yet fond smile on his face. After all, it was his perverseness that defined Jiraiya.

"Anyways," Tsunade diffused the situation, as her face turned serious while looking at Naruto. "Naruto, you do know that Konoha will now be the focus of the entire shinobi world, with the presence of these three. Moreover, your achievements by now might have spread across the entire shinobi subcontinent."

"I know." Naruto held a calm look on his face, as he released a short sigh. "Which is why I have decided that no matter what happens, Himari, Homuri and Kaguya would always be there in Konoha."

In short, he silently relayed the message that he would be going out of the village without the three of them.

"…"

"Are you nuts?!" Himari shouted, more like screamed at Naruto, while wearing an outraged look on her face. "Naruto, you can't hold onto your powers for more than five minutes. After that, what will you do?!" Even though she had shouted this out in anger, her worry for him was clearly visible on her face.

It was a worry that was also mirrored on Homuri's and Kaguya's faces.

Naruto just calmly smirked at all three of them, while holding a confident look. "And you do know that those five minutes are enough for me to level this entire elemental subcontinent, don't you?"

But they refused to believe his words, as all three of them tried to protest his decision with their incessant shouting. When it looked like they were not going to stop any time soon, or accept his decision, Naruto decided that he had enough.

"SILENCE!"

Naruto's roar echoed throughout the whole room, leaving not only his three lovers into stunned silence, but also Tsunade and Jiraiya into a shocked state, as they had never seen this side of Naruto.

Naruto looked at his sisters and mother with his narrowed eyes. "Need I remind you three who the patriarch of this family is!" When he was met with silence, he nodded in satisfaction to himself. "Thought so."

After few moments, Homuri broke the silence in the room with a blush clearly visible on her face. "I'm so hot and bothered by Naruto becoming so serious like that."

Kaguya lustfully looked at Naruto, while rubbing together her thighs in an erotic manner. "I love it when Sochi-koi is so dominating."

Himari didn't say anything to add up to Homuri and Kaguya, as she stood at her place with her own blush.

Jiraiya was the first one to break out of his stupor, as he started to perversely giggle at the entire group. "Naruto…dominating his mother and sisters…Hehehe…" Jiraiya's mind had immediately gone down the gutter.

Tsunade just sank back into her seat, as if she had visibly deflated out of energy. It was clear that she was having a major headache, with the way she was holding her head.

Naruto just sighed at the chaotic direction his life was turning towards. "Not a word anymore."


After the whole meeting in the Hokage office, Naruto had high tailed from there, in his attempt to escape from the suffocating cuddling that he would get from the three Ootsutsuki.

It was not that he didn't love their shower of affection over him. After all, he had been the recipient of such a thing in his previous life. But, he couldn't help but wonder if they were escalating it to new level at the moment.

Not that he could blame them for such a thing. He knew why they were being overly possessive and affectionate. His death, which had left them with a hollow heart, had made them take extreme measures. And now that they were once again with him, they were afraid of losing him again. The end result of which was them being clingier than ever.

Although it was endearing to see such a thing, it was also irritating nonetheless.

While walking through the street of Konoha, he noticed the look of awe and reverence in the eyes of villagers he passed by. It was a look, which was a complete contrast to the ones they held a few years ago.

And the trigger for such a phenomenon was his godly feat of defeating an entire coalition army, and protecting the Konoha village all by himself. It was a feat they couldn't ignore, which is why they now held respect for him.

Naruto inwardly smiled, as things were starting to look bright for him, with the villagers now starting to respect him.

As he mused on all these while walking through the street of Konoha, he was suddenly pulled into a dark alleyway by a hand.

The action was so sudden and surprising, that Naruto couldn't help but let out a yelp at the action.

"What the hell?!" He yelled out, as he prepared to dish out his powers on the unlucky fellow, who had tried to kidnap him. "Who the fuck…"

His words died down in his throat when he got a good look on the figure, who had whisked him away from the crowded street. Four figures to be exact. All of whom were women, and were glaring at him heatedly.

These four women were exceptional beauties, who were generally desired by the majority of the male population of Konoha village. But sadly for them, all four of them already had their eyes set on someone else.

Naruto gulped a bit, when he saw his kidnappers. "Anko, Kurenai, Yugao, Hana…"

When he said the names of all four of them, their glares seemed to intensify even more. After all, he committed the biggest possible mistake of not having contact with them, as soon as he returned.

Amidst their glare, Naruto idly wondered if it was not too late to dash out of the village. Of course, tactical retreat being the need of the situation. Naruto Uzumaki never runs away. He was not a coward!

"Naruto…" Kurenai called out his name, with a scowl etched on her face. It was something that he could clearly see on the faces of the other three. "What's all this that we heard and saw?!"

Tempting his luck, Naruto decided to try to an escape tactic. "What did you heard and saw?"

"Don't play dumb with us, Naruto!"

An escape tactic which failed epically.

Yugao then looked at him with such a sad expression on her face, that it made Naruto visibly flinch. "Naruto…" She addressed him in a soft voice, while holding a delicate face. "Do we mean nothing to you anymore?"

"Wh-What?!" Naruto stammered back at the question, as if he had been punched in the gut. "Don't say that! You girls are one of my few precious people! You girls are my childhood friends!"

He didn't know why, but the moment he uttered the word friends, all four women gave out visible flinches.

It was a bit unfortunate for the four beauties, but even with the added experience of his previous life, Naruto was still as dense as a brick when it came to recognizing a woman's feeling.

The proof of which was how oblivious Naruto was to his sister's and mother's feelings during the first half of his previous life. It literally took his mother raping the hell out of him to realize how they felt towards him.

Anko held a sad smile, as she looked down at the ground with a soft look. "But it certainly looks like those three women had replaced the four of us in your life."

Naruto held back a frustrated sigh that threatened to come out. "Look, no one is going to-"

"So this is why we couldn't find you. Some harlots dared to kidnap our husband!"

At the sudden intrusion of a voice, Naruto turned around to see Himari, along with Homuri and Kaguya, standing there with an angry look.

'Give me a break!' Naruto screamed out in his mind, as he saw how this entire situation had turned out to be the worst possible scenario. 'Can't I have one peaceful moment in my life!'

With an exhausted face, Naruto turned towards Himari. "Himari, please don't make the situation-"

"Husband?" Hana said with her narrowed eyes, as she glared at the Hyuuga ancestor. "We have known him since his childhood. And as far as I know, he had never married anyone."

"Our bond and marriage transcends beyond this life." Homuri stated to the four Konoha women calmly, though there was a hint of steel in her voice, as she viewed all four of them like they were some kind of competition.

"Then flash news for you," Anko came up with her devil may cry attitude, as she didn't look the least bit intimated by the Priestess of Six Paths. "We don't care what you did in your previous life, because what matters is the current life!"

"…You are starting to irritate me." Kaguya also joined the frame, while wearing an annoyed expression on her face. Her possessive attitude was resurfacing, as she saw how these four women were interested in her son.

Naruto looked at the proceedings with a detached look on his face. As he saw that both sides were unwilling to back down from their bickering, he let out a resigned sigh. "I don't even have the luxury of saying 'Mommy' in such a situation." He mumbled to himself, while glancing at Kaguya as an emphasis for his remark.

As he saw the heated argument between his mother, sisters and his childhood friend, he couldn't help but think on how emotionally fragile both the parties must be. While his lovers from his previous life had indeed gone through the trauma of him dying once, it was his four childhood friends that needed the attention right now.

He knew how they must be feeling right now. After all, he had also gone through his fair share of experiencing the fear of no longer being important to his precious people. The fact that these four Konoha beauties never allowed him to feel such a thing, when it came to them showed how much they cared for him. And now, it was his turn to return the favor.

"Enough!" He shouted out, causing the entire argument between the two groups to come to a halt. When he saw that they were not going to continue any time soon, he continued. "Homuri, Himari, Kaguya. The three of you should go back to my apartment. I will meet you there after I finish talking with these four."

The three Ootsutsuki women seemed to protest this decision, as they held their ground.

Kaguya seemed to be the first one to voice her protest. "Sochi-koi, you can't expect us to leave you with these harlots! They can-"

"It's my order!" Naruto roared out, as he held a furious look for the first time in a long while. "Or are you telling me that you three no longer heed to my words!"

His three lovers were reduced to stunned silence, as they held shocked expressions on their visages. After which, they backed down from their protest with hesitating looks.

"We understand, Naru-koi." Homari said softly, as both Himari and Kaguya mirrored her expression. Even though they didn't like leaving the man they loved with some other women, they had to follow his words.

Weird as it may sound, Naruto's words were law in the Ootsutsuki family.

Naruto sighed tiredly, as he looked at his three lovers. "I'm sorry for being so forceful, but please comply with me on this. It's necessary that I do this."

The three Ootsutsuki women nodded back at him with faint smiles, signifying that they understood his words. With that, they turned around, and walked off to their new home.

After watching his mother and sisters going away to his apartment, Naruto turned back towards his childhood friends.

"Anko." He called out to the woman. When he gained the attention of said woman, he continued, "Let's continue our talk in your apartment."

The four women didn't say anything in response, as they silently agreed on his decision.


Anko's apartment

The apartment was still the same as he remembered. He reminisced the times when he used to be brought here. Not just here, but to the homes of his other three friends. Particularly at events like his birthday.

His four childhood friends always went out of their way to ensure that he never felt lonely. And he couldn't be less thankful for it.

As they sat in couches and chairs in a round formation against each other, Naruto wondered on how to start this conversation.

He then decided to give it a try. "So…how are you girls?!"

Naruto felt himself wincing at his own pathetic try.

Anko snorted when she heard her crush's words. "If that is your attempt at starting this conversation, then you are failing spectacularly, whisker-chan."

Naruto merely gave a sheepish grin to all those present there, to which all of them released exasperated sighs at Naruto's goofiness. Though, inwardly, Naruto felt himself sighing in relief, when he heard Anko's nickname for him. It at least meant that she was not overly furious with him.

"At least you are still the same." Yugao said with a fond smile, as she looked at Naruto. The action made Naruto blush a little in embarrassment, but she didn't pay heed to it, as slowly a forlorn expression appeared on her face. "But it seems that's not the case with us…as it looks like we have been replaced."

"That again!" Naruto groaned out, as he heard the same remark from the street, where they had been conversing. "Just why do you girls think like that?!"

"Isn't it obvious, Naruto-kun?" Hana stated with a sad expression. "We are no longer needed in your life. Those three women seem to be more important to you than we are."

Whatever retort Naruto had in his mind died down in his throat, when he thought on those words.

It might be true that the three Ootsutsuki women were important to him. As Naruto Ootsutsuki, those three were the only women in his life, and he had never needed anyone else. They were his entire world.

But that was no longer the case. He was Naruto Uzumaki now. And, in this life, these four women had their importance to him. In a much more deeper level than he had thought.

"That's where you are wrong." Naruto's whisper carried across the whole room, making all the four women widen their eyes in shock at his words. "Those three are important to me. There's no doubt about that. But…you girls are also as much important to me."

"Naruto…" Anko whispered, while feeling her eyes brim with tears at his words. Her three companions were also in the same state.

Naruto smiled softly at them, as he reminisced on all the times these four girls had been there for him. When the whole village had shunned him, leaving him isolated, these four had been the ones to comfort him back to his cheerful state. Something that not even Sandaime Hokage, his foster grandfather, had been able to do.

"My childhood was filled with the burden of the ostracism of this whole village. I often associated my childhood with that of darkness." He then felt a faint smile coming to lips, as he looked at all the four girls with a fond smile. "But there had always been a shimmer of light in that darkness...and that light was the four of you."

At once, all four women gasped slightly as they heard the heartfelt words of the boy for whom they were starting to fall.

"It was because of you four that I escaped from falling into the unending depths of the darkness in my life. It's because you four were the light of my life." He felt his mind going haywire with the level of emotion he currently had. These four women in this life meant as much to him, as the three Ootsutsuki women in his previous life. And he couldn't afford to lose them. "Please don't take away that light from me." His voice, despite his control, was starting to crack up. "Please don't take away the light of my life. I need you all, because you all are still important to me!"

The room remained silent for few seconds, before Anko stood up from her place, and walked over to him.

"Anko?" Naruto questioned her in confusion, as he saw her standing in front of him.

"That was the final strike you could land upon me, Naruto." She said with a tearful smile, as his remarkable words still rang in her head.

"Final what?" Naruto asked dumbly, while trying to understand her words. But, his eyes soon widened in shock.

The reason for this was because Anko had engulfed his lips with her own in a kiss, while snaking her arms around his neck in a lovers embrace. His whole mind had been reduced to mush, as Anko passionately continued her kiss. After a few moments, she slowly retracted herself from him.

Just when he thought that it was over, he was once again engulfed into another kiss, this time by the courtesy of Kurenai. And this process continued, until Yugao and Hana also got their fair share.

A dumbfounded Naruto tried to compute the event that transpired right now, as he sat idly at his seat. He was confused at the sudden turn of events that transpired moments ago. He was left perplexed at the sudden shower of extreme affection from his four childhood friends. He had so many questions swirling through his mind, that he found his head revolving slightly. But, of all the questions he had to ask, he decided to ask the dumbest of all.

"Um...aren't you girls jealous of each other at what happened right now?" He asked them meekly, before he lowered his head, while mumbling to himself. "Not that I understand women even after all this time."

As far as he knew, whenever a woman saw a man, with whom she had shared affectionate moments, having a tender moment with another woman, then it was given that she would go ballistic. It was kind of a universal truth.

Hana smiled a bit brightly at him. "We couldn't get jealous of each other, Naruto-kun." She then held a fond look on her face, as if recalling a good memory. "Not when we know that you have given equal attention to all four of us since our childhood."

Naruto blushed a bit in embarrassment, when he received equal loving looks from all four women. But he also inwardly sighed in relief at the way things had turned out. No cries of outrage; no maimed bodies.

At least all was well for the moment.


It had been some peaceful days, since the eventful day of invasion, along with his emotional confrontations with his lovers from his past life, and also his childhood friend. Since that day, he had taken extra measure in avoiding the possibility of both the groups meeting each other again. After all, he had been quite concerned over the health of his four childhood friends after their face off with the three Ootsutsuki women.

He sometimes worried if his mother and sisters would take extreme measures in their possessiveness over him.

That aside, he had taken up to strengthening his body to new levels, so that he could handle the pressures of his godly powers. It had even yielded the results, with his body being top conditioned to the level of shinobi monsters like Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha. Training with three goddesses like Himari, Homuri and Kaguya does produce results like that. His training had continued in the newly formed Uzumaki mansion, close to the Hokage monument. It was an ultra sized mansion, that sprung up out of nowhere in a barren land that existed there.

The wonders of the Rinnegan.

But so far, even with all the training he had gone through, he just couldn't summon up his powers like he had done a few days ago at the battlefield. And the frustration over this was being clearly shown.

"Fuck!" Naruto cursed out loud, as he jumped back from his position, and panted in exhaustion at his failed attempt to bring out his powers at full strength.

Kaguya, who had been his opponent so far, stood opposite to him, with no clear signs of exhaustion. She looked as if she was taking a walk in the park.

"You need to rest, Naru-koi." Homuri said in a concerned tone. Naruto had been quite relentless in his training to regain his former glory. Even thought the results were tremendous so far, Homuri, along with her mother and sister, worried over his state of health, which he constantly pushed to the edge in his training.

"This is useless." Naruto muttered to himself, as he tried to regain his breathing. "I can't summon my powers like before. I need a real life situation to be pushed to the edge, if I have to re-summon my powers."

These training, even though useful for his Shinobi skills, didn't provide him the edge that would make his godly powers resurface again. He needed real life experience now, if he wanted to re-summon his powers.

"There is a way…" Homuri whispered in an extremely low voice. Though, there was a clear hesitation in her tone. Quite understandable, considering the fact that her idea could put her husband in danger.

"And what's that?" Naruto perked up with an interested look. Kaguya and Himari too turned their attention towards the Rikudou Nisou.

"I have been keeping an eye on all the events across the shinobi world as a faint chakra transmigrant till my revival. And I know of one such event that would give you the edge." Her voice then showed a clear sign of hesitation, as if she herself didn't want to say this. "You could…You could join the civil war that's going on in Mizu no kuni."

"Homuri!" Himari cried out in outrage, while showing her disagreement to her sister's words. "Are you trying to send our husband to a war in his power stripped state?!"

"You don't need to remind me that always." Naruto muttered out in a moody tone.

Others ignored his words, as they all conversed among themselves. Kaguya was visibly scowling at Homuri for even suggesting something like sending her beloved son to a war, when he didn't even have access to his powers.

"It not like I like it!" Homuri defended herself against her sister and mother. "But even you have to agree that he needs his powers back. That way we won't have to worry over his safety, if he regained his powers."

Both Himari and Kaguya remained silent at her words. They both knew what Homuri said was right, but their hearts were unwilling to accept this fact. They had already lost Naruto once. They couldn't afford to do so twice.

"It's decided." Naruto suddenly intervened, with a commanding tone in his voice. "I'm going to Mizu no Kuni to participate in this civil war. It has its own upsides, with the prominent being that I could have the chance of re-summoning my powers back. The fact that if all turns out well, then Konoha could gain an ally in the form Kirigakure no sato."

"But that Senju would protest your decision." Himari reminded him of this fact. While she was still reluctant to send Naruto off to a war, she just couldn't go against his decision. "You can't go out of this village without her permission…Not without being labeled as a missing nin."

"I know." Naruto replied with a smirk. A smirk, that told of untold amount of mischief. "Which is why when I would go out of this village, I would be dumping the blame on Jiraiya."

All three women there blinked in confusion, before looking at him curiously. "How?" They chorused in unison.

"I have a plan." He replied with his smirk never leaving his face. He then turned towards Kaguya. "I might need your help in this, Ka-hime."

Blinking in surprise at his request, Kaguya nodded back at him in consent.


Near Konoha's Hotspring

Jiraiya perversely giggled to himself, at the sight of naked women in the hot spring, as he hid himself on the branch of a tree.

Konoha really was producing good material for him these days.

"Hey Ero-sennin!"

Jiraiya almost jumped out of his place at the voice, before looking down to see Naruto standing below him with his raised eyebrows.

While thumping his chest to calm his rapidly beating heart, Jiraiya glared at his godson. "Don't scare me like that brat!" After a few calm breathes, he once again glanced at the blonde, this time a bit curiously. "What do you need Naruto?"

"Just come down, and I will tell you."

Raising a visible eyebrow in confusion, Jiraiya conceded, as he jumped down from the branch to land in front of Naruto. "Now tell me what is it?"

Naruto released a big sigh, before he produced a document out of his pocket. "Can you sign on this paper?"

Raising an eyebrow curiously, Jiraiya took the document into his hand, before going through it. By the time he was finished, his eyes were narrowed, as he looked at Naruto. "What's the meaning of this Naruto? Who wants to go out of the village on my responsibility?"

Naruto ducked his head down a little, as he showed a blush that was clearly staining his cheeks. "Um…It's for a kunoichi." He weakly mumbled in a low tone.

"Kunoichi?" Jiraiya blinked in confusion, before he got a good look at the way Naruto was behaving at the moment. He felt a grin threatening to widen on his face. "Hohoho, you got hooked with some Kunoichi in this village. Having an affair behind your mother's and sister's back." He said to his godson, while wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at him.

Naruto rubbed his neck with an embarrassed look on his face. "Yeah…something like that. And, you would also get a reward if you sign this paper."

"Reward." Jiraiya repeated with an interested look now dawning on his face, as he glanced down at the document in his hand.

"Yeah." Naruto nodded in affirmative. He then brought his face close to Jiraiya's ears, as if he was going to reveal the biggest secret of the century. "Apparently, there is an organization of a large number of Kunoichi of this village, who give reward to the ones who have done a favor to one of their member."

Jiraiya felt his eyes threatening to pop out of its socket, when he heard this. He then looked at Naruto as if he was talking about the Holy Grail. "You don't mean…"

Naruto then smirked at him in a superior manner. "Come with me, Ero-sennin. I will show you the place."

Jiraiya was a bit too eager in complying with Naruto's request.


"Isn't this the women's spa building?" Jiraiya asked curiously, as he looked at the said building. "Damn, this is one of the only building where I was unable to spy until now."

"And for a good reason too, Ero-sennin." Naruto said with a smile. "This is one of most tight packed building in the whole village, because the things that happen inside are something that no outsider is aware of." A smirk then appeared on his lips. "And you would get a mind-blowing reward, if you sign that paper."

Jiraiya gulped a bit in anxiety and excitement. "A-and what is this reward?"

Naruto put a hand on his chin, as he made a mock thinking pose. "Hmm, let me guess. A pleasant night filled with babes that you could only peek at up until now."

Jiraiya felt his eyes widening to impossible proportion, when he heard Naruto's answer.

"…Even consisting of a harem of fifteen to twenty kunoichi, who would give you all kinds of pleasure."

"I'll do it. I'll do it. I'LL DO IT!" Jiraiya shouted out, with his excitement at an all time high.

"Good." Naruto replied with a smile, as he tilted his head towards the document. "Then please sign the paper, while saying that 'I'm taking responsibility for this Konoha ninja going out of the village for a considerable time'."

Jiraiya frantically fumbled on the document, as he eagerly signed the document with full consent. After which, he gave the document back to Naruto, while wearing an excited grin.

Naruto nodded in satisfaction, as he went through the document. "Good." He then turned towards Jiraiya with a smile, as he took out a pass. "Here's your ticket to paradise, Ero-sennin."

Jiraiya swiftly snatched the ticket into his hands, as he held it like it was the Holy bible. He then looked at the building in front of him with a massive grin. "Paradise, here I come!"

As Jiraiya entered the building, he probably never saw the mischievous smirk on Naruto's face.


As Jiraiya entered the building, he was greeted to the sight of a woman standing at the counter.

Damn, even the counter woman was a smoking babe. He was going to milk this for all it was worth.

"This is a valid pass." She then looked up at him, with a smile on her face. "Please enjoy your visit."

And, the moment for which he had been waiting for arrived, as the door opened up. With that, he was greeted to the sight of a true paradise.

Naked women. All around. And they were all the sexy Kunoichi of this village.

Jiraiya felt his eyes tearing up at the sight of the paradise in front of him.

"Oh Jiraiya-sama."

"You helped one of us. Now let us help you."

Jiraiya felt a large grin tearing up his face, as he saw naked women all around, willing to pleasure him at moment's notice.

"This is true paradise!" He shouted out in a loud voice, as if he had been granted his biggest wish. "Now I'm going to eat you all up!"

It was when he said this, that something strange started to occur. The area around him distorted a bit, as the hair of all the women started to de-length to man's proportion.

And, to his growing confusion and horror, penis started to sprout out of the crouches of all the naked woman, as their breasts started to flatten to broad chest.

"…What the?"

Jiraiya stared at the scene in front of him with a pure horrified expression on his face, as right in front of his eyes, all the women had turned into men.

It was then that he found out that he was in the men's spa.

One of the men looked at Jiraiya with disgust in his eyes. "I never thought Jiraiya-sama was a gay!"

"And to think that he was a pervert who lusted after woman."

One of the men, who was a bit on the edge of femininity, looked at Jiraiya with a freakish grin. "To come here and shout that 'I'm going to eat you all!'…How bold of you?" He said, while batting his eyelash, that made other men near him puke.

With each second that he had lived through this nightmare, Jiraiya's eyes continued to grow wider in horror, until he was unable to take it anymore.

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!"


It was with a gasp that Jiraiya came out of the building of living nightmare. When he dared to glance back at the building he had been to just now, he noticed one major change in the hoarding over it.

'Men's spa?' Jiraiya voiced his confusion in his thought, as he read the sign on the hoarding. 'But when did I-'

"JIRAIYA!"

Tsunade's roar boomed across the whole village, as the mentioned Toad Sennin visibly shook at his place at the level of anger that was present in that call. He didn't know what he did wrong this time, but it was now recommended for him to flee from this place, if he didn't want to face his former teammate's wrath.

Sadly, luck was not on Jiraiya's side, as the female Hokage quickly caught up to the Toad Sennin, as she came running towards him. When she reached him, she stood in front of him with a furious look on her face.

"Jiraiya!" Tsunade shouted out in a furious tone. "What's the meaning of this?!"

Jiraiya forgot the momentary scare he had, as he blinked in confusion. "What are you talking about, Tsunade?"

"This!" While shouting out, Tsunade thrusted the document she had in her hand towards Jiraiya.

With a frown of confusion, Jiraiya scanned through the document he had in his hand. Quickly he realized that this was the same document Naruto had handed him to take his signature, with a visible difference of a change in the name of the Shinobi in it.

It was then that Jiraiya realized that not only had he been fooled by Naruto into signing his legal departure from this village, but he was also epically pranked concerning the secret Kunoichi organization.

Slowly crumbling the document into his hand, Jiraiya's face burned red with embarrassment, while shouting out to the whole village.

"NARUTOOOOOOO!"


Naruto's ears twitched slightly, as if he had heard something, but he ignored it, as he glanced back at Kaguya, who had came to drop him off to Mizu no kuni.

Who needed travelling, when you could teleport from one end of the world to another.

"Thanks, Ka-hime." Naruto said to her with a smile. "You can go now go back to Konoha."

For the first time in a long while, Kaguya gave a visible pout, as if she was trying to resist the decision. "Please let me stay with you, Sochi-koi."

Naruto shook his head in slight exasperation, before closed his face towards her, and gave her a breathtaking kiss.

After few moments of their kiss, Naruto retracted back with a smile on his face. "Now you would go back, wouldn't you?"

A bit satisfied by the kiss, Kaguya slightly nodded. "Please take care." She bid her goodbye in a concerned tone.

Naruto nodded back. "I will." He reassured her with his smile.

Nodding at his reassurance, she vanished away from the place, as if she had never been here in the first place.

Releasing a sigh, Naruto turned towards the location of the camp, where rebel's faction resided. According to Homuri, they had the visible chance at victory. Of course, if you include him into the equation.

Naruto released a sigh, before he started walking. "Bloody mist, here I come."


Mei Terumi, who was an exceptional auburn haired beauty with one of her hair bang covering her right eye, didn't know what to do in such a situation, as she sat in her chair. In front of her stood a young man with blonde hair, who claimed that he had come to help her faction. While any help to her force was indeed a boon, she also couldn't help but be mindful of the fact that this guy could be a spy.

She was brought of her musing by Ao's voice.

"Just how do we know that you are not a spy?" Ao questioned in a crude tone, as he stared at the blonde haired man with his narrowed eyes. "Also, just who are you?"

Naruto scratched his head in a mild dilemma. "I don't exactly have any proof to convince you that I'm not a spy. But…I could at least tell you who I am." His posture then straightened a bit, as the noble and powerful aura from his previous life started to seep out of his body. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, a shinobi of Konohagakure no Sato. I have been sent here on behalf of my village to assist you."

That last remark was obviously a lie. But they didn't need to know that.

Both the occupants of the camp widened their eyes, when they heard his name.

"You are Naruto Uzumaki!" Ao shouted out, as he held a baffled expression. "The one who single handedly defeated the combined army of Iwa and Oto!"

Naruto rubbed his neck, as a sudden embarrassed look came over him. "I might be…I guess." He said with a humble smile on his face.

Both the occupant now got enough proof that Naruto Uzumaki was not a spy. His feat had really spread across the whole elemental subcontinent. A person, who is rumored to possess godly powers, didn't need shady tactics to defeat someone like them. Plus, his affiliation with Konoha helped his case too. Maybe that village silently decided to join the rebel side, by sending their one man army.

Mei calmed down from her stunned state, as she saw how humble Naruto was, and didn't even brag about his exceptional powers. It was actually cute to see him flustered over a rightful praise.

"My my," Mei now reverted back to her original personality, as she stared at Naruto with her half lidded eyes. "Powerful, humble and handsome. You are quite the mix, aren't you?" She purred out in the end in a sensual manner.

Naruto blushed at the way the rebel leader spoke to him. The fact that she was extremely beautiful didn't help the matter at all.

Even though he still held a critical look, Ao decided to welcome Naruto into their group. "It's good you have you on our side, Naruto-san." He said with a nod.

Naruto responded back with a smile. "Thank you, Ao-san."

Ao seemed as if he had more to say, as he continued, "As you can see, Mei-sama welcomes a man like you, even after all this time."

Mei froze a bit, when she heard Ao's words…in discreet packets. 'Mei-sama…man like you…after all this time.'

Naruto sweat dropped a bit at Ao's words. "I…see."

"Yes," Ao nodded to himself. "At this age, a man like you who is able to defeat an army, is needed at our side. I'm sure Mei-sama appreciates a man like you."

Mei, who had been silent all this time, felt her eyebrows twitching even more. 'At this age…Mei-sama appreciates a man like you.'

For a woman of twenty one years of age like her, to be taunted on old age…

Unacceptable.

"Ao," Mei said in a chilling voice, as she glared at the said man. "Shut up, or I'll kill you."

Ao blanched back at her words. "W-What did I do?"


It had been few days since his inclusion into the rebel faction. While some were wary of him, others were in awe of his achievement and feats that he had accomplished, by defeating the combined army of Iwa and Oto.

It was during this time, that an important assignment came forward.

"Are you sure about this?" Mei asked for affirmative, which she gained from one of rebel faction member, who was standing in front of her.

"To concentrate heavy amount of bombs and weapons near our camp…" Naruto's eyes narrowed a bit, as he thought on Yagura's, the fourth Mizukage's motive. "They are definitely not taking half measures."

Mei sank back on her chair, as she held a contemplative look on her face. "We can't send a large group of our faction to take care of it. Yagura could take advantage of the shortage in our forces in our camp."

Naruto gained an idea. "Why don't we both go, and take care of this. Just the both of us, along with this guy who has seen this place." He said, while tilting his head in the direction of the one, who had reported to Mei about this whole weapon matter.

Mei held a thoughtful expression on her face, as she thought on this. "Maybe you are right." She consented to Naruto's idea. "In this manner, there wouldn't be shortage in our army. And we are both powerful enough to deal with this."

As they both agreed on this decision, they didn't notice the narrowing of the eyes of the third person in the camp.


As Naruto, along with Mei, stood at a place with slight vegetation there, they both held confused expressions on their visage.

"Where is the weapon concentration?" Mei asked, as she looked around the area, as if searching for a clue on the said weapons. "Isn't this the right place?"

Naruto pondered on this, before he turned to look at the person who brought them here. "Hey, aren't you the one…" It was then he got to see him edging away from them, while already having covered large distance. It was also with this that Naruto came to a startling realization.

"Shit!" Naruto cursed out, which brought the attention of Mei, who was facing the other way. He then turned towards the auburn haired beauty. "Mei! We had a traitor among us!"

Mei felt her lone visible eye widening, before her head snapped towards the now former rebel shinobi, who had distanced himself from them.

"Y-You bastard!" Mei shouted out, as she felt the stung of one of her own shinobi betraying her.

They were not given the chance to say anything else, as the area was quickly filled with a smoke that engulfed them.

"Wh-What the?" Mei said, while trying to see through the smoke. But, she quickly felt her body going limp, as she dropped down to the ground. The effects of the smoke, which was obviously a poisonous gas, were clearly starting to act up.

Naruto dropped down to his knees, as he tried to control his rapidly failing body. 'What the hell?!' He screamed in his mind, as he tried to regain his body functions. 'A jinchuriki like me should be unaffected by the poisonous gas!'

After this whole event transpired, many shinobi came out of their hiding, as they grouped around the traitorous rebel shinobi.

"You must be thinking that a Jinchuriki like you should be unaffected by this. Isn't that right, Naruto Uzumaki?" A shinobi taunted him from a distance, while holding a victorious smirk.

"We know all about your Jinchuriki status." Another stated, as he looked down at him. "But sadly for you, this gas also affects a Jinchuriki like you."

"It's the end for both of you." The one who had betrayed both him and Mei stated in a victorious tone. "With the death of both of you, rebel faction would surely crumble down."

"Damn it." Naruto mumbled weakly to himself, as he tried to regain his control over his body. But no matter how he tried, he felt his body slowly going limp. It was then that he heard a voice coming from his companion.

"Naruto…" Mei called out to him in a defeated tone, as she tried to use all her strength to crawl towards him.

"Mei!" Naruto yelled out, as with difficulty, he closed the distance between himself and the rebel leader. After much difficulty, he succeeded in his endeavor, as he held the weakened body of Mei in his arms.

"Naruto," She looked at him with a vulnerable expression on her visage. "We might not make it from here."

Naruto was quite shaken up by the vulnerable look on Mei's face. He had always thought of her as a strong woman. And now, for her to wear such an expression just felt wrong. "Don't say that, Mei. There might be a way out of this."

Mei smiled sincerely at him, as with all her strength, she raised her hand to rest it on his cheek. "You are a good man, Naruto. Any woman would be lucky to have you."

"…Mei?" Naruto asked with a frown, as he thought on how defeated she looked now.

"Which is why, let me have my first kiss with you, before I could die."

Naruto felt his eyes widen at her, as he opened his mouth to chastise her on giving up so easily. But no words escaped his mouth, as it had been engulfed by the lips of one Mei Terumi. Her tongue penetrated into his mouth, as it tried to explore every corner of his mouth.

For Mei, this was a blissful moment, as she enjoyed her first kiss. The fact that it was with someone like Naruto made it all the more sweet.

Naruto felt his whole body freeze up, as his mouth was being savored by the auburn haired beauty in his arms. He felt his blood boiling up, while feeling something trying to come to the surface. An unusual warmth spread from his soul to his whole body, as he felt a familiar sensation.

A sensation of being complete again.

As his kiss ended with Mei, his eyes were glowing with an untold amount of power.

"Naruto?" Mei questioned at the sudden change of demeanor and power level in Naruto. Though it frightened her a bit, it also excited her in a way she had never experienced before.

Naruto glanced at Mei with his glowing eyes, before smiling down warmly at her. "Don't worry Mei. We will get out of this safely." His eyes then closed for a bit, before opening back to reveal his Rinnegan in all its glory. "I will save you."

Mei looked at entranced at his eyes, as a blush slowly crept up on her face at his words. "Naruto…"

He then shifted his gaze to glare at all the opponents that were standing in front of him, as his Rinnegan eyes glowed with unholy amount of power. "You pests are going to pay for this mishap."

"I can't believe it!" One Kiri shinobi shouted out, as he stared at Naruto with a frightened expression. "The rumors were true!"

"Oh my god! This guy really has the Rinnegan!"

"I-I don't want to face him!"

But it was bit too late for them, as Naruto held out his hand in front of them, with his power visbly swirling around him. Then, in a massive jerk, a huge funnel of blue energy originated from him that spread throughout the whole area, while engulfing all the enemy shinobi in its path.

When all of it ended, no trace of those shinobi was left behind. It was as if they were wiped away from the face of the earth.

Mei held an amazed and astounded look on her face, as she saw all that transpiring in front of her eyes. She then turned towards Naruto with a flabbergasted expression. "I didn't know you could do that!"

Naruto gazed at the ground with his narrowed eyes, as his Rinnegan eyes faced away. Even though he willfully vanished his powers away this time, he could feel his powers once again disappearing into the depths of his soul.

"It's complicated." He replied back to Mei's remark, as he contemplated on what the trigger to his power was.

All this week, he had been unsuccessfully trying to bring out his power that he wielded in his previous life. The powers that made him a god. But, in the end, all he was able to do was filter a mere tiny fraction of that power. It was minute, compared to what he had at disposal.

It was as if the powers had a subconscious mind, that came out, when certain conditions were met or a trigger was activated. Just what that trigger was, left him quite confused. The last time he had been able to activate his powers were after…

Naruto felt his eyes threatening to go into his hairline, when he realized one important fact. The last time he had been able to activate his power was when he had gone through his steamy moments with his mother and sister.

And now, at the face of the death, he shared an intimate moment with Mei, which activated his powers.

'No way.' Naruto thought to himself dryly, as he realized just what the trigger was. In his past life, his chakra had been so familiar with the sexy moments with his mother and sisters, that it basically defined itself after that concept. And now, it seemed that it activated itself on such moments again. No matter how dumb, crazy and weird it may sound, it was the truth.

The exposure to sexiness and intimacy was the trigger for his power.

When Naruto realized this fact, he felt himself involuntarily uttering one word, that basically defined his current life.

"Fuck."


There. That's the second chapter for you.

Now this is the Harem:

Kaguya

Homuri

Himari

Kurenai

Yugao

Anko

Hana

Mei

That's it. No more, no less. No amount of coaxing would make me change this. As this harem is already of 8 women, I think I'm already treading thin ice. I don't want the character interaction to jumble up with too many harem. So, there it is for you guys.

Now, with the release of this chapter, I'm going to delete the fic 'The Child of Prophecy'.

If you liked this chap, then please leave your review.

Until next time.

Ja Ne.