Okay, there have been small changes to Chapter 1. I changed it so that there is only one date, the day that Ginny gets the diary. Then it stops because I don't know when these things happen and I don't want Chamber of Secrets people up my butt about errors. Sorry about how short this is. I'm writing it at 11:15 p.m because I am going away very soon but only for a couple days.
Disclamer: Nothing is mine. Except the story...but not the charactors! Except Thomas. He is mine. And he's based off the voice in my head. It is very sarcastic.
Chapter 2: Harry Potter, Spilled Juice, and Buttered Elbows.
HARRY POTTER:
The-Boy-Who-Lived. Have you ever heard of Voldemort, Thomas?
Yes, I have.
Okay, well, he survived the killing curse when he was a year old. The curse reflected off of Harry and killed Voldemort! But Voldemort killed both of Harry's parents, Lily and James Potter.
Horrible...but amazing at the same time.
I know! Isn't it?
He sounds like quite the boy. What does he look like?
Oh, he has dark dark DARK black hair, and it's straight. And he has GORGOUS green eyes. Emerald green.
So that's why it's your favorite color.
Maybe... Anyway, he lives with these HORRIBLE muggles!
Gasp!
Haha, Thomas.
Are they really horrible, Ginny?
I would think! Oh, and one more thing,
What?
Don't interrupt! He is RON"S FRIEND!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!'
Hmmm...
Yes, hmmm!
Ugh, you are so boring. I'm going to bed.
Day Three: Freaking Out AGIAIN!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HARRY POTTER IS HERE! IN MY HOUSE!!! AHHHHHH CAPITOL LETTERS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW FREAKED OUT I AM RIGHT NOW!
Really? He's there?
NO, I was just saying that.
Oh.
Yes he's here you idiot! AHHHHHHH!!! I could so scream right now! And I did the stupidest thing ever!
What?
So, this morning I was looking for my jumper and I couldn't find it. So I went downstairs IN MY ROBE to ask mum. AND HE WAS THERE RIGHT AT THE TABLE!!! MYYYYYYY TABLE IN MYYYYYYY HOUSE! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! He's here!!! AHHHH!!! Did I mention I stuck my elbow in the butter?
You did what?
I accidentally put my elbow in the butter. But that's not the worst! I spilled my juice, I stuttered, I couldn't talk to him! He asked me if I was going to Hogwarts and I just stared! Ron had to answer for me!
Oh, gosh Ginny, and now you have a buttered elbow!
I know! Hey!
You do! So, just try to talk to him.
Oh no, no no no no no! I can't do that!
You, Ginny, are impossible.
Fine. But I am NOT talking to him. I can't. But I can stay up here until mealtimes and say I am studying for school. I heard he is friends with Hermione Granger, who is the best in her year. And his year. Maybe he likes smart girls.
Perhaps. Now, go study but keep me updated.
Got it.
Day Three: Freaking Out AGAIN. Part two.
So, I couldn't talk to him during lunch either! But I didn't put my elbow in the butter because I couldn't because we didn't eat butter!
I don't think I've ever been more proud of you.
I know.
What did you do?
Nothing stupid! I even said "Hello," but it came out as more like a "Hlemuf."
I knew practicing Neanderthal language would come in handy.
Huh?
Go back to studying
Okay!
Day Four: Percy is taking you away!
WHAT?
Just to change your colour! It'll be okay. And soon, you will be some random colour! I told Percy to pick it out. I don't know what you'll be. But I won't be able to write in you for a while. Not until it comes back.
You do realize he could make me purple.
Purple is not as bad as pink.
I guess so.
Guess what?!
You talked to Harry.
No, but I get to go to Diagon Alley! With him, and my people, and Hermione (but we're meeting her there), and I'm going to Diagon Alley with Harry!
Wow, all in one day?
Are you mocking me?
Not at all.
Fine. So I'll write to you soon!
Goodbye, Ginny.
Bye, Thomas.
