Digirat Race
By Peach Flavoured Grape Juice
Chapter Two
"Ok, who wants in?"
Four very annoying children had somehow snuck into Ken's base and somehow, he didn't care (must be the booze!). Basically they made up stuff for people to bet on, and their latest idea was to hang Wormmon from the ceiling on a rope - but using his teeth to hold on.
Ken didn't mind about that either - he even let them use his whip for a makeshift rope!
And now, the digirulers were betting on how long the poor guy would hold on.
(Muse: WHY are you so cruel to Wormmon?
Me: It's fun!
Muse: Uh... Good point!)
A sweatdrop appeared on his brow (worms have brows?!) as his teeth clamped onto the whip/rope with all his might. He swayed there, and seconds which felt like milleniums slipped by... And then he felt his teeth let go...
"Who said half a minute?" One of the girls, who had said her name was Shaykiro Tuesu, called out. Her four companions were Michiyo Kokira, also a girl, and two boys - Yinganno Mesu and Tanguzo Pikarichi.
"I did!" One of the pre-digirulers called out, and Tanguzo took him the winnings.
"What should we do now?" Michiyo asked her companions in a low voice.
Yinganno shrugged, but Shaykiro grinned her evil little smile. "I have the perfect idea..."
And she told them what it was.
A few minutes later, Tanguzo came back, and they filled him in. He had to bite his lip to stop from laughing, but nodded.
"Previous and present digirulers!" He called. standing on a crate he was using as a makeshift stage, "It is time for the bet of a lifetime!"
"What?" A few voices asked exitedly.
"Um... I forgot!"
Shaykiro slapped her forehead. "Tanguzo, how much have you had to drink tonight?" She hissed.
"Uh... Nothing...?"
"I've never heard of that drink!" Michiyo giggled.
Casting her friend a dark glare, Shaykiro continued. "Tell me now or Yinganno hears what REALLY happened to his CD player!"
Tanguzo's face widened with horror, while Yinganno scratched his head with confusion. "Tan, I thought you said that my CD player got broken when you tried to preform CPR on my goldfish and had to stick it on top and that was how the water got inside!"
(A/N: What really happened was that Tanguzo spilt a water-like alchohol he was trying to make, and some got in the fishtank as well...)
"Ok, I've had a few of those black drinks with the little silver olives."
"You fool!" Shaykiro exclaimed, "Those were Black Lagoons!"
Black Lagoons were a mixture of coke, vodka, canadian rum and a dipper of funny white stuff - but, only Ken knew what that was.
Shaykiro pulled Tanguzo off the crate and she stepped on.
"I'm sorry about Tan," She said, "He's had a few Black Lagoons."
Nods and murmurs of sympathy rose from the crowd.
"Anyway, what he was going to say was that our new betting game is Dare, where we dare all of you to do stuff you'd... rather NOT do!"
"But what do we bet on?" Devimon asked.
"Who you think will chicken out!"
Michiyo and Yinganno, armed with pens and paper, weaved through the crowd and writing down the bets. It didn't take them very long, and soon they were back, giggling and showing Shaykiro the results. The girl smiled wickedly and straightened up.
"As the first round, we call Piedmon to the center!"
All the digirulers stepped back as Piedmon stepped forward.
"Piedmon!" Shaykiro said loudly, "Your dare is to strip down to your underwear, and sing "My Heart Will Go On" while doing the chicken dance! And before you refuse, know this - Puppetmon, Metalseadramon, AND that other dude I *think* you know, but I can't read what Yinganno wrote all bet on your failure! Do you understand?"
Piedmon turned and scowled at his so-called "friends". Turning back, he nodded.
"Can I at least get changed somewhere else?" He asked weakly.
The four shook their heads.
(A/N: No, you MAY NOT have the gory details of Piedmon stripping to his undies, but since I'm such a kind person *looks angelic* you can have the other bit!)
As he began the chicken dance, sweating heavily, he began to sing:
"Um... something, something, in my dreams, I see you, something, here, far, something where you are, my heart will go on and on..."
This was already too much for some people, who were rolling on the ground, laughing so hard they could barely breathe.
***
Wormmon had given the Digidestined matching keys to the safe, and they had literally fell over each other, and Yolei had gotten in the lead. *Unfortunately*, she fell off a cliff.
(Yup, you guessed it, I STILL don't like her too much!)
But when they had all gone off in their seperate ways, Ken's face flickered onto their Digivices. "Digidestined!" He said, "I have taken the liberty of making sure that you cannot digivolve in any way, shape, or form!"
"HUH?!" Davis yelled at his Digivice, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"
"Ah, but I can!" Ken said, smiling.
"Says who?!"
"The author!"
(*hides*)
His evil laugh continued on and on until the screens returned to normal.
"Darn that Ken!" Davis yelled.
***
Meanwhile, at Ken's HQ...
"Yo! Ken dude!"
Ken looked up from what he was reading to see Yinganno.
"What do you want?" He asked bitterly.
"Woah... Is that... It is! It's a Teletubbies magazine! THE DIGIMON EMPEROR IS READING A TELETUBBIES MAGAZINE!"
"SHUT UP!" Ken ordered, "Don't you DARE let ANYONE know!"
The boy rubbed his chin.
"Ken, let's make a deal!" He proposed.
"What?"
"If you do a simple dare, I won't tell a single soul about this."
Ken considered this. If he refused Yinganno would tell everyone about the magazine, and if he accepted no one would know. But who knew what kind of dare it would be...
"Alright! I accept!"
(A/N: One of the greater mistakes of Ken!)
"I thought so..." Yinganno grinned, "And your dare is..."
"What? Just tell me!" Ken ordered.
"You, Ken Ichijouji, must..."
A/N: AND THAT'S THE END OF CHAPTER TWO! So people, email me, put it in reviews, just tell me what YOU think Ken should do! It can even involve the Digidestined!
Muse: Oh. My. God.
Me: What?
Muse: THAT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN CHAPTER ONE! ARRRRGGGGHHHH! *runs off*
Me: ... It was the minibet chapter, stupid!
By Peach Flavoured Grape Juice
Chapter Two
"Ok, who wants in?"
Four very annoying children had somehow snuck into Ken's base and somehow, he didn't care (must be the booze!). Basically they made up stuff for people to bet on, and their latest idea was to hang Wormmon from the ceiling on a rope - but using his teeth to hold on.
Ken didn't mind about that either - he even let them use his whip for a makeshift rope!
And now, the digirulers were betting on how long the poor guy would hold on.
(Muse: WHY are you so cruel to Wormmon?
Me: It's fun!
Muse: Uh... Good point!)
A sweatdrop appeared on his brow (worms have brows?!) as his teeth clamped onto the whip/rope with all his might. He swayed there, and seconds which felt like milleniums slipped by... And then he felt his teeth let go...
"Who said half a minute?" One of the girls, who had said her name was Shaykiro Tuesu, called out. Her four companions were Michiyo Kokira, also a girl, and two boys - Yinganno Mesu and Tanguzo Pikarichi.
"I did!" One of the pre-digirulers called out, and Tanguzo took him the winnings.
"What should we do now?" Michiyo asked her companions in a low voice.
Yinganno shrugged, but Shaykiro grinned her evil little smile. "I have the perfect idea..."
And she told them what it was.
A few minutes later, Tanguzo came back, and they filled him in. He had to bite his lip to stop from laughing, but nodded.
"Previous and present digirulers!" He called. standing on a crate he was using as a makeshift stage, "It is time for the bet of a lifetime!"
"What?" A few voices asked exitedly.
"Um... I forgot!"
Shaykiro slapped her forehead. "Tanguzo, how much have you had to drink tonight?" She hissed.
"Uh... Nothing...?"
"I've never heard of that drink!" Michiyo giggled.
Casting her friend a dark glare, Shaykiro continued. "Tell me now or Yinganno hears what REALLY happened to his CD player!"
Tanguzo's face widened with horror, while Yinganno scratched his head with confusion. "Tan, I thought you said that my CD player got broken when you tried to preform CPR on my goldfish and had to stick it on top and that was how the water got inside!"
(A/N: What really happened was that Tanguzo spilt a water-like alchohol he was trying to make, and some got in the fishtank as well...)
"Ok, I've had a few of those black drinks with the little silver olives."
"You fool!" Shaykiro exclaimed, "Those were Black Lagoons!"
Black Lagoons were a mixture of coke, vodka, canadian rum and a dipper of funny white stuff - but, only Ken knew what that was.
Shaykiro pulled Tanguzo off the crate and she stepped on.
"I'm sorry about Tan," She said, "He's had a few Black Lagoons."
Nods and murmurs of sympathy rose from the crowd.
"Anyway, what he was going to say was that our new betting game is Dare, where we dare all of you to do stuff you'd... rather NOT do!"
"But what do we bet on?" Devimon asked.
"Who you think will chicken out!"
Michiyo and Yinganno, armed with pens and paper, weaved through the crowd and writing down the bets. It didn't take them very long, and soon they were back, giggling and showing Shaykiro the results. The girl smiled wickedly and straightened up.
"As the first round, we call Piedmon to the center!"
All the digirulers stepped back as Piedmon stepped forward.
"Piedmon!" Shaykiro said loudly, "Your dare is to strip down to your underwear, and sing "My Heart Will Go On" while doing the chicken dance! And before you refuse, know this - Puppetmon, Metalseadramon, AND that other dude I *think* you know, but I can't read what Yinganno wrote all bet on your failure! Do you understand?"
Piedmon turned and scowled at his so-called "friends". Turning back, he nodded.
"Can I at least get changed somewhere else?" He asked weakly.
The four shook their heads.
(A/N: No, you MAY NOT have the gory details of Piedmon stripping to his undies, but since I'm such a kind person *looks angelic* you can have the other bit!)
As he began the chicken dance, sweating heavily, he began to sing:
"Um... something, something, in my dreams, I see you, something, here, far, something where you are, my heart will go on and on..."
This was already too much for some people, who were rolling on the ground, laughing so hard they could barely breathe.
***
Wormmon had given the Digidestined matching keys to the safe, and they had literally fell over each other, and Yolei had gotten in the lead. *Unfortunately*, she fell off a cliff.
(Yup, you guessed it, I STILL don't like her too much!)
But when they had all gone off in their seperate ways, Ken's face flickered onto their Digivices. "Digidestined!" He said, "I have taken the liberty of making sure that you cannot digivolve in any way, shape, or form!"
"HUH?!" Davis yelled at his Digivice, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"
"Ah, but I can!" Ken said, smiling.
"Says who?!"
"The author!"
(*hides*)
His evil laugh continued on and on until the screens returned to normal.
"Darn that Ken!" Davis yelled.
***
Meanwhile, at Ken's HQ...
"Yo! Ken dude!"
Ken looked up from what he was reading to see Yinganno.
"What do you want?" He asked bitterly.
"Woah... Is that... It is! It's a Teletubbies magazine! THE DIGIMON EMPEROR IS READING A TELETUBBIES MAGAZINE!"
"SHUT UP!" Ken ordered, "Don't you DARE let ANYONE know!"
The boy rubbed his chin.
"Ken, let's make a deal!" He proposed.
"What?"
"If you do a simple dare, I won't tell a single soul about this."
Ken considered this. If he refused Yinganno would tell everyone about the magazine, and if he accepted no one would know. But who knew what kind of dare it would be...
"Alright! I accept!"
(A/N: One of the greater mistakes of Ken!)
"I thought so..." Yinganno grinned, "And your dare is..."
"What? Just tell me!" Ken ordered.
"You, Ken Ichijouji, must..."
A/N: AND THAT'S THE END OF CHAPTER TWO! So people, email me, put it in reviews, just tell me what YOU think Ken should do! It can even involve the Digidestined!
Muse: Oh. My. God.
Me: What?
Muse: THAT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN CHAPTER ONE! ARRRRGGGGHHHH! *runs off*
Me: ... It was the minibet chapter, stupid!